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Frank Longo
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"A porn actress lives in the apartment next door."
Wed Mar-11-15 03:44 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

I have no idea how to post about this. But I needed to tell someone. So I'm telling you, GD.

A porn star lives next door.

What I am willing to reveal:
- found out after she was scolding someone on the phone outside about not getting her check from Penthouse yet.
- not a big name (not ranked on Pornhub). I don't think I'd ever seen or heard of her.
- blonde, cute.
- perhaps a lovely human being and lovely neighbor, part of the reason why I don't want to drop her name.
- convicted arsonist, the other part of the reason why I don't want to drop her name.

The middle schooler in me is squealing, even as the adult in me is telling the middle schooler in me to stop being an immature idiot.

*edited the word "star" out of my subject line. Felt misleading.

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A porn actress lives in the apartment next door. [View all] , Frank Longo, Wed Mar-11-15 03:43 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
*opens lawnchair, pulls out binoculars
Mar 11th 2015
1
Arsonist? Hope you got renters insurance
Mar 11th 2015
2
I do, actually.
Mar 11th 2015
8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M
Mar 11th 2015
3
how'd you learn a bout it?
Mar 11th 2015
4
How is she as a performer?
Mar 11th 2015
5
I'm Like Biggie's Boys In I Got A Story To Tell
Mar 11th 2015
6
She's fairly tall, actually.
Mar 11th 2015
10
      thats tall?
Mar 11th 2015
13
           5'4.5 in america
Mar 11th 2015
20
           It's actually a range
Mar 11th 2015
33
           Most of the actresses I've met are really short.
Mar 11th 2015
25
                didnt occur to me that Leslie was tall
Mar 11th 2015
32
                Cherokee D'Ass is a midget
Mar 11th 2015
37
                Male actors are usually short to fit in the shot with the woman
Mar 12th 2015
68
lol just googled 'arson' and 'pornstar'
Mar 11th 2015
7
LMAO
Mar 11th 2015
9
You really should have known better, yo.
Mar 12th 2015
58
      he really should have...i'm crying.
Mar 12th 2015
85
Let's start with rule #1 of the entire damn internet.
Mar 11th 2015
11
This is an awful post that deserves to go wood.
Mar 11th 2015
12
so the next time your girlfriend has to
Mar 11th 2015
14
lol!
Mar 11th 2015
23
      :D
Mar 11th 2015
31
Emma Heart?
Mar 11th 2015
15
you in santa monica or weHo?
Mar 11th 2015
16
my bad ..one does make up...lol
Mar 11th 2015
18
Just moved to Brentwood.
Mar 11th 2015
24
      awww sheeeit!!!!!
Mar 11th 2015
27
      damn, baller
Mar 11th 2015
35
           Cheaper than where I was living in SaMo.
Mar 12th 2015
51
i see your edit.
Mar 11th 2015
17
Yeah, the minute I saw it, I decided to edit.
Mar 11th 2015
21
OH LONGO!
Mar 11th 2015
19
RE: A porn actress lives in the apartment next door.
Mar 11th 2015
22
are porn stars that much different than strippers? cuz knowing strippers...
Mar 11th 2015
26
so when you gonna holla?
Mar 11th 2015
28
thread is useless w/o ID n/m
Mar 11th 2015
29
So, uh, we are watching March Madness at your crib, right???
Mar 11th 2015
30
LMAO
Mar 12th 2015
52
      I AM your neigh-bor! (c) 3 Stacks
Mar 12th 2015
65
cakes? nm
Mar 11th 2015
34
Archive!!!
Mar 11th 2015
36
post a pic of her body with face blurred or cut
Mar 11th 2015
38
you can't possibly be this thirsty
Mar 12th 2015
40
You'd be surprised
Mar 12th 2015
41
She has at least one notable tattoo.
Mar 12th 2015
49
you should have that looked at.
Mar 12th 2015
60
NNC
Mar 12th 2015
39
lol
Mar 12th 2015
44
*does C-walk in post*
Mar 12th 2015
50
lol
Mar 12th 2015
66
how is it possible to be unranked on pornhub?
Mar 12th 2015
42
Well, since I did some research...
Mar 12th 2015
53
      you stay teasing us in here longo. lol
Mar 12th 2015
73
This is some good ol' fashioned cognitive dissonance right here:
Mar 12th 2015
43
Wow....Amazing.
Mar 12th 2015
45
does her name start with a "J"?
Mar 12th 2015
46
No.
Mar 12th 2015
54
I would stay clear of her dude.
Mar 12th 2015
47
I'm not gonna try.
Mar 12th 2015
55
Good man!
Mar 12th 2015
81
haha, i swear man, you are Captain Buzzkill.
Mar 12th 2015
56
I'm a realist, we're not allowed tp have fun, lol
Mar 12th 2015
84
it's not cheating if he just gets head though....it's not even sex
Mar 12th 2015
59
      lol
Mar 12th 2015
83
Maybe if we backtrack
Mar 12th 2015
48
Does your SO know that there's a porn star next door?
Mar 12th 2015
57
Yeah, I told her right away. She laughed.
Mar 12th 2015
67
my god. are all str8 guys actually 13 yr old boys?
Mar 12th 2015
61
haha, yeah sort of.
Mar 12th 2015
62
it's quite pathetic actually.
Mar 12th 2015
64
you gonna post the pic that came up or nah?
Mar 12th 2015
69
LOL
Mar 12th 2015
70
In the zoo vs in the wild
Mar 12th 2015
71
LOL. i like that.
Mar 12th 2015
76
LMAO, perfect
Mar 12th 2015
79
i like that especially for frank
Mar 12th 2015
86
base
Mar 12th 2015
72
frank, post a picture of her front door but blur out the apatment number
Mar 12th 2015
74
i agree.
Mar 12th 2015
78
lmao!
Mar 12th 2015
82
pics or it didn't happen
Mar 12th 2015
63
Your screen name + your porno actress
Mar 12th 2015
75
^^^ sees it
Mar 12th 2015
80
I think i know who..we used to be neighbors too
Mar 12th 2015
77

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