Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86672 posts
Wed Mar-11-15 03:43 PM
"A porn actress lives in the apartment next door." Wed Mar-11-15 03:44 PM by Frank Longo
I have no idea how to post about this. But I needed to tell someone. So I'm telling you, GD.
A porn star lives next door.
What I am willing to reveal: - found out after she was scolding someone on the phone outside about not getting her check from Penthouse yet. - not a big name (not ranked on Pornhub). I don't think I'd ever seen or heard of her. - blonde, cute. - perhaps a lovely human being and lovely neighbor, part of the reason why I don't want to drop her name. - convicted arsonist, the other part of the reason why I don't want to drop her name.
The middle schooler in me is squealing, even as the adult in me is telling the middle schooler in me to stop being an immature idiot.
*edited the word "star" out of my subject line. Felt misleading.