So my brother is a hoe... he knows it, we know it, it is what it is.

This dude tells me he may have a baby on the way but he isnt sure because the woman had sex with another dude the same night or the next night. She's a hoe too. He has to get a DNA test.

Well, I just got a call from my sister and she tells me to chack my FB page to see if I got a friend request. This trife ass woman made a FB page and called it "Ralph's Baby" and is sending out friend request to EVERYBODY.

my brother is getting congratulations on FB and he aint happy about it but he's also like "welp, she crazy and I'm crazy for having sex with her"

my brother yo... gotta be the smartest, dumbest, hoeiest dude I know.