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AFRICAN
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Mon Mar-02-15 02:35 PM

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"I hit a dopefiend with a big ass rock today."


  

          

took my car to the car wash and emptied various items from the car into a bag.
Walking home and I notice this guy walking towards me and scratching all over.i paid him no mind.
It's a quiet dusty walkway between buildings and a lot of street kids,homeless and addicts roam the area but never had any major problems.
Just as he passes me he snatches the bag and dashes.
Sadly for him we live in I a country with an abundance of rocks everywhere .i reach down and a biggish chunk of cement is what I grab first. Said a prayer and let it fly and as luck(depending on whose story arc I guess) would have it ,nailed him right in the back.
Luckiest throw ever.
He dropped and started wheezing. I ran out over and grabbed my bag.
Poor guy probably thought I was gonna hit him because he staggered off.
Hopefully he didn't break anything.
My arm is sore and feeling a little guilty but I had a checkbook in the bag and ID.

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I hit a dopefiend with a big ass rock today. [View all] , AFRICAN, Mon Mar-02-15 02:35 PM
 
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he got off easy..
Mar 02nd 2015
1
nice throw.
Mar 02nd 2015
2
how long does it take to wash your car, bro?
Mar 02nd 2015
3
One to two hours
Mar 02nd 2015
6
      ya know what u need? a bigass dog
Mar 02nd 2015
14
           I'd be ostracized
Mar 02nd 2015
20
                this dude just tell YOU to get a dog??? He doesn't know?
Mar 02nd 2015
26
                     lol
Mar 02nd 2015
35
that laser up the seam is perfect against a press cover 4
Mar 02nd 2015
4
+1 :(
Mar 02nd 2015
39
What kinda drugs are they on?
Mar 02nd 2015
5
Horse tranquilizers , glue,gas,assorted pills and occasionally heroin
Mar 02nd 2015
7
      yeah man some shit is not meant to be abused
Mar 02nd 2015
11
      Sounds like an open market, waiting for someone to fill the void
Mar 02nd 2015
16
      oh yeah, this type of clientele is just dreamy lol
Mar 02nd 2015
17
           *sells product 2 for 5 in Naira...*
Mar 02nd 2015
18
                Everything is available,its just about cost.
Mar 02nd 2015
21
      yeah the same shit they got in PR
Mar 02nd 2015
25
What did you say in your prayer?
Mar 02nd 2015
8
AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
Mar 02nd 2015
19
      L.O.L.
Mar 02nd 2015
40
      You are awful...LOL
Mar 02nd 2015
57
      yo.
Mar 02nd 2015
60
      hahaha
Mar 02nd 2015
65
      lmao
Mar 03rd 2015
72
      incredible
Mar 03rd 2015
73
      lol
Mar 09th 2015
91
hey mannnnnnn, nice shot! (c) filter
Mar 02nd 2015
9
damn, where was this at?
Mar 02nd 2015
51
      it's almost comical except for the missing car bit
Mar 02nd 2015
59
           Damn
Mar 02nd 2015
62
                Yup, cops called me and I was like :"FAR FUCKING OUT, MAN!"
Mar 03rd 2015
74
                     LOL
Mar 09th 2015
90
For some reason, I read this post title and thought
Mar 02nd 2015
10
wasnt just you
Mar 02nd 2015
13
Me too, Notice what we all have in common LMAO n/m
Mar 02nd 2015
33
      goddamnit :(
Mar 02nd 2015
45
      lmao
Mar 02nd 2015
52
      LOL
Mar 02nd 2015
64
That was me trying to be clever
Mar 02nd 2015
49
been on here too long, thought you meant you got engaged
Mar 03rd 2015
77
Post title sounds like an old Ice T song.
Mar 02nd 2015
12
My dude, you think we ain't got rocks over here?
Mar 02nd 2015
15
Not like this
Mar 02nd 2015
22
How big was the rock?
Mar 02nd 2015
23
A little bigger than a brick
Mar 02nd 2015
24
      LOL
Mar 02nd 2015
29
      interesting. i think i would've gone for the tackle and punch.
Mar 02nd 2015
32
           It was a reaction
Mar 02nd 2015
38
           nah i wouldnt have touched dude. lord knows what hes touched.
Mar 02nd 2015
58
           i probably would have gone for a baseball sized rock
Mar 02nd 2015
61
So you would say he was about a stone's throw away, give or take
Mar 02nd 2015
27
lawdt
Mar 02nd 2015
42
lol
Mar 02nd 2015
48
WHY did this take 27 replies??? LMAO!
Mar 03rd 2015
82
fam, you been killin it lately
Mar 03rd 2015
83
The Bucs will be giving u a call soon
Mar 02nd 2015
28
:(
Mar 02nd 2015
30
^^
Mar 02nd 2015
41
Man I really felt bad afterwards
Mar 02nd 2015
44
RE: I hit a dopefiend with a big ass rock today.
Mar 02nd 2015
31
They don't really do the tire burn thing here
Mar 02nd 2015
46
      this thread is the all time champ for "thats not funny, but it kinda is"
Mar 02nd 2015
50
           Believe me I know
Mar 02nd 2015
53
                Lol. Nah I believe it
Mar 02nd 2015
66
                I believe it
Mar 03rd 2015
79
I laughed harder than i should have at the prayer
Mar 02nd 2015
34
Prayer got me too.
Mar 02nd 2015
36
Was the prayer to hit him or not kill him?
Mar 02nd 2015
37
Definitely to hit
Mar 02nd 2015
47
      LOLOL i totally read it the other way. this is hilarious.
Mar 09th 2015
92
dude
Mar 02nd 2015
43
Lol
Mar 02nd 2015
56
      *hugs*
Mar 03rd 2015
70
lol...you got good stories man
Mar 02nd 2015
54
My city
Mar 02nd 2015
55
Damn my nigga, in Khartoum...wtf
Mar 02nd 2015
63
Ninja went full Sinbad on some, "Dontchu RUUUUUUUUNNN from me!"
Mar 02nd 2015
67
word
Mar 02nd 2015
68
bigger than a brick tho???
Mar 02nd 2015
69
i'm going to hell because i laughed my ass off
Mar 03rd 2015
71
he said "my arm is sore"
Mar 03rd 2015
80
      lmao
Mar 03rd 2015
85
      lolol
Mar 09th 2015
94
have you seen this?
Mar 03rd 2015
75
I initially read this as "I hit a big ass rock with a dopefiend today"?
Mar 03rd 2015
76
aaaaaaand ARCHIVE
Mar 03rd 2015
78
Hit him with a brick from the yard, you say????
Mar 03rd 2015
81
dude...
Mar 03rd 2015
89
First thing that popped into my mind. Wish I could find this in English.
Mar 03rd 2015
84
this made me miss Colombia that much more.
Mar 03rd 2015
86
The dope fiends there seem fierce but really they are very small/weak
Mar 03rd 2015
88
when ready btw archive
Mar 03rd 2015
87
^^^ SLANGIN' ROCKS ^^^^
Mar 09th 2015
93

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