I was highly skeptical when I paid for my shit on Friday and it was like it'd be there on Sunday via Prime. I'm like, post office ain't fucking around on no sunday. But I watched the shipping details go from en route to out for delivery this morning and started getting all hopeful and shit.

Now I get an email from Amazon like seems we couldn't deliver to you, check with ya local post office.

Uhhhhh. You been outside today? Me the fuck either it's brick as shit. Ain't nary a soul ring my bell.

Not that I thought it would come anyway, but I'm just trying to figure out if they gaming on me. USPS ain't delivering shit on Sunday right?

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"I ain't no entertainer, and ain't trying to be one. I am 1 thing, a musician." � Miles

"When the music stops he falls back in the abyss."