Man, we tryna get our organic vittles on and these muhfuckas are out in full force and acting fully entitled.

But yeah, this one white dude was really on some shit today by the bourbon. A nigga like me was looking for a bottle to take to dinner tonight and this dude was just standing in front of the bottles blocking the whole section, talking on the phone.

So I'm like, "Yo, 'scuse me..." and he turns around, gives me a pissed off look and points at his phone like, "Can't you see I'M busy?" and kept blocking the booze.

But I say it again, "Excuse me, chief." and he says to whoever he's on the phone with, "Uh, some people have no manners."

Bruh.

I'da hit him, but I ain't wanna fuck around and catch measles.

So I see his ass when I'm on my way out and he give me a look like I'm the jerk.

Fuck that guy.



**EDITED 'CAUSE MY MOMMA CALLED ME MID POSTING AND I AIN'T MEAN TO POST**




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