So this guy calls once in awhile, says his name is Officer Bryan O’Connor with the IRS, warrant for my arrest, blah blah blah. I typically block the numbers he calls from but eventually I get the call from a new number. Since I’m tired of these bullshit calls, I decided to fuck with him and play along. Turns out the person he thought he was calling was a woman and he realized I was fuckig with him.

I decided to call back and fuck with him some more several times throughout the day, sometimes playing some MP3 or soundboard on my phone, sometimes talking shit, sometimes just sitting there silent while he wigs out. He tried threatening me with the “I know where you live!!” card, but he’s waaaaaaaaaaay off, and my ensuing laughter upset him further. Then he asked me to please stop calling, but I told him that wasn’t likely, at least not for awhile, and he can go fuck himself since they've been calling me for months with this bullshit.

Anyhow, I googled the number, 1-703-828-0317, and there’s a lot of people getting the same call.

Feel free to call him and make his day worse.