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Mongo
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"Poll question: Fellas, who would you ****"
Wed Feb-04-15 10:10 AM by Mongo

  

          

Autocorrect keeps trying to turn 'Ilana' to 'Lana'

Poll result (50 votes)
Amber Rose. Wiz Khalifa probably didn't give her chlymida and her gunch is supposedly El Dorado and the Lost City of Gold. (25 votes)Vote
Kim Kardashian even though Ray-J almost definitely gave her herpes and her plastic surgery is starting to enter Lil Kim terrain (4 votes)Vote
Ilana Glazer from Broad City because her vagina is probably hilarious even though she might be a really lazy lay (6 votes)Vote
K. Michelle because she looks like a young Pam from Martin if she was cloned with Bria Myle's thighs and hindquarters. (8 votes)Vote
None of the above and I resent no male options, you prick. (2 votes)Vote
Other. (5 votes)Vote

  

  

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Fellas, who would you **** [View all] , Mongo, Wed Feb-04-15 12:49 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I find them all unattractive.
Feb 04th 2015
1
Even 'other'? I heard she's pretty fuckin' hot, bro.
Feb 04th 2015
4
Word, she's hot but taken by my brother. I wanted to father her baby,
Feb 04th 2015
44
OH BOY
Feb 04th 2015
52
So the 5th option for you, huh?
Feb 04th 2015
78
adults still think like this? i havent heard this question since jr high
Feb 04th 2015
2
Adult males thinking about sex with popular women? UNPOSSIBLE.
Feb 04th 2015
3
not just thinking. but typing about it. and publishing the question.
Feb 04th 2015
5
      ...are you really trying to assert the intellectual high ground?
Feb 04th 2015
7
           did you type this post with one hand and your dick in the other?
Feb 04th 2015
23
                Slow shift at Arby's? Do you need a hug?
Feb 04th 2015
26
Ghostface had an entire skit dedicated to it
Feb 04th 2015
49
The first two replies are the textbook definition of no fun.
Feb 04th 2015
6
the question reeks of boyhood.
Feb 04th 2015
9
Ehh? In your version of OKP there are no silly topics?
Feb 04th 2015
17
      here's my agenda: he got a black wife ...
Feb 04th 2015
47
           Actually, and I like you Deadzombie, you're the one being disrespectful
Feb 04th 2015
51
           dammnit reggie, why you gotta get so smart on us all the time.
Feb 04th 2015
63
                ITS A SLOW WORK DAY DAMMIT.
Feb 04th 2015
64
           ROFL mid-grade trolling, but proceed.
Feb 04th 2015
56
Guilty. I like long boring movies too where folks yap about
Feb 04th 2015
10
      I liked Waking Life too
Feb 04th 2015
27
           I can too. I just didn't find *these* ladies appealing is all.
Feb 04th 2015
31
           RE: I liked Waking Life too
Feb 04th 2015
112
Fun police out in full force. You can tell whose lives are miserable
Feb 04th 2015
8
really doe
Feb 04th 2015
11
I'm so miserable yo.
Feb 04th 2015
14
haha, we all do.
Feb 04th 2015
16
      I came to the right place. Plenty of broad shouldered cool gentlemen on ...
Feb 04th 2015
24
           haha
Feb 04th 2015
36
not quite. id argue the married guy thinking and typing about fucking
Feb 04th 2015
15
And I'd argue you're a fuckboy very likely to die alone. But carry on.
Feb 04th 2015
20
Got eeem!
Feb 04th 2015
65
... we're all already dead.
Feb 04th 2015
70
If you were married Deadzombie you wouldn't fantasize about other women?
Feb 04th 2015
21
sure but that fantasy exists in my head and the lunchroom in '92.
Feb 04th 2015
28
      along with your actual sex life
Feb 04th 2015
33
           imagine for a moment I'm still in the bed with my lady. my penis is stil...
Feb 04th 2015
38
novelty is overrated
Feb 04th 2015
22
they swarmed in quickly too
Feb 04th 2015
18
We messaged each other on ICQ
Feb 04th 2015
32
      Plato, you alright with me
Feb 04th 2015
39
      Haha, thanks man.
Feb 04th 2015
40
      this nigga said "ICQ" like it's 1997
Feb 04th 2015
101
           right. I ain't read that shit in years. I'm deciding to act like I don't...
Feb 04th 2015
106
Really Though
Feb 04th 2015
54
      can we all co-exist?
Feb 04th 2015
73
           Just saying if you don't dig the post
Feb 04th 2015
74
All the above...never heard of Lana Glazer but she in good
Feb 04th 2015
12
google, dude.
Feb 04th 2015
13
lol...yep... can't trust okplayer
Feb 04th 2015
75
LMBO
Feb 04th 2015
96
google bruh... cause nah, she ain't... just, nah...
Feb 04th 2015
29
How long will DeadZombie and Plato stick around this post before
Feb 04th 2015
19
As long as it takes broh.
Feb 04th 2015
34
hee-haw at me wondering what I look like in a who would you fuck post.
Feb 04th 2015
35
      Don't you have a strip club to go to and try to convince girls there is ...
Feb 04th 2015
58
and the answer is Amber, without a second thought
Feb 04th 2015
25
Ilana Glazer easily
Feb 04th 2015
30
this should explain why folks are fans of Ilana Glazer
Feb 04th 2015
37
^^Questionable work-safeness, use caution^^
Feb 04th 2015
42
      shit my bad, I'm working from home today!
Feb 04th 2015
48
           Im glad you posted it tho... just gotta wait till I get home. lol
Feb 04th 2015
67
Amber Rose, and it's not even close.
Feb 04th 2015
41
I bet she sounds like Newports
Feb 04th 2015
45
RE: Amber Rose, and it's not even close.
Feb 05th 2015
123
aiight, so a Google search showed me who Ilana Glazer is. i saw a couple
Feb 04th 2015
43
Her character on the show is hypersexualized. It gives you the impressi...
Feb 04th 2015
46
This is what the fellas do when we hang out & act silly
Feb 04th 2015
50
I guess K Michelle
Feb 04th 2015
53
K. Michelle's box stinks and I'd rather have Alli
Feb 04th 2015
55
K. Michele's box probably has Super Glue in it.
Feb 04th 2015
62
I get the ILANA GLAZER thing, but it's wrong.
Feb 04th 2015
57
^^ sees it.
Feb 04th 2015
61
I feel you Deadzombie. My lines tapped too bro.
Feb 04th 2015
59
even i'd get up on Amber.
Feb 04th 2015
60
and there you have it...
Feb 04th 2015
66
thats whats up
Feb 04th 2015
72
coulda ended the whole thread right here.
Feb 04th 2015
109
Amber easily. Her plastic surgery is better than Kim K's & K Michelle's
Feb 04th 2015
68
Kim, and I'd time it so Kanye walked in during the session
Feb 04th 2015
69
this was funny: I’ma let u finish but I got the best dick of all time!
Feb 04th 2015
71
If Kim K doesn't smile because it may cause wrinkles do you really think
Feb 04th 2015
76
all of them.
Feb 04th 2015
77
Yo, this Ilana chick is a fucking 6. She doesn't belong in this discussi...
Feb 04th 2015
79
it's OKP though.
Feb 04th 2015
80
the other day at Walmart doe...
Feb 04th 2015
103
this is where attainability comes into play...
Feb 04th 2015
81
I call it the 'Gilbert Grape' rule
Feb 04th 2015
85
I suspect Katie Holmes is one of those "better IRL" chicks
Feb 04th 2015
87
None of these women are attainable tho. We are just having fun here
Feb 04th 2015
86
      In hypothetical world #2 fucks better then #1
Feb 04th 2015
89
There's a lot of average ass chicks who get crazy thirst round here
Feb 04th 2015
82
Thank you voice of reason
Feb 04th 2015
88
I imagine her vagina smells like Pabst Blue Ribbon, and there is queefag...
Feb 04th 2015
91
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg
Feb 04th 2015
93
I just spit out my coffee you dick
Feb 04th 2015
97
^^^^^^^^best pound for pound post in here
Feb 04th 2015
95
GO TO YOUR CORNER AND COUNT TO 10 RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Feb 04th 2015
99
That's exactly what this is
Feb 05th 2015
126
Amber only because she's not married.
Feb 04th 2015
83
nigga came in sending niggas dicks to detention smhlol
Feb 04th 2015
84
nah. I had it at 'surprise flowers'.
Feb 04th 2015
113
Had to google two of them
Feb 04th 2015
92
Ilana Glazer isn't hot, Ilana Wexler is
Feb 04th 2015
94
Extraordinarily focused.
Feb 04th 2015
98
Nailed it.
Feb 04th 2015
111
I dont understand why Deadzombie always gotta counter every post
Feb 04th 2015
100
keeps my teeth white.
Feb 04th 2015
102
      dude sittin off like...
Feb 04th 2015
110
kmichelle over amber, by a hair. |R the broad city dvds uncensored?
Feb 04th 2015
104
kmichelle
Feb 04th 2015
105
"Yellow...." - © ColdPlay
Feb 04th 2015
107
Amber is pretty amazing. I couldn't pass that up.
Feb 04th 2015
108
BTW, if you have any question what Ilana will look like in 5 years
Feb 05th 2015
114
I don't think anyone is saying she's physically on par with them...
Feb 05th 2015
115
      the question isn't who would you vibe with or date....
Feb 05th 2015
116
           cmon man...
Feb 05th 2015
118
           True. But have you watched "Broad City?"
Feb 05th 2015
119
I'm picking Kim K
Feb 05th 2015
117
yall are too funny. I get that Ilana Glazer
Feb 05th 2015
120
chill you and the first brother to like ugly white women
Feb 05th 2015
121
The better metaphor to explain the bewilderment is If you got just one
Feb 05th 2015
122
It's like asking "who's best: Jordan, Magic, Kobe or Robert Horry?"
Feb 05th 2015
124
other
Feb 05th 2015
125

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