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31. "this may be the funniest thing ive read on here"
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youre in the shower
washing your body
soap flying around
wringing out the cloth
rinsing off
and you still find time to drink a beer lol

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What's the "fattest" thing you've ever done? [View all] , Chanson, Fri Jan-30-15 12:04 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
licked my plate after being done with some bob sketti
Jan 30th 2015
1
use my bare chest as a plate
Jan 30th 2015
2
yo, I am fucking dying laughing
Jan 30th 2015
18
You ain't never laid back on the couch wit' a sammich on yo chest?
Jan 30th 2015
23
      little bit of dip in the belly button? oh yeah
Jan 30th 2015
42
      nah, I ain't eating outta my belly-button. I know what's been in there
Jan 30th 2015
43
           I just threw away my lychee smoothie
Jan 30th 2015
47
      yeah but I'm fancy with it, I'll put a doiley down or a cloth napkin
Jan 30th 2015
55
Hilarious
Jan 30th 2015
46
I've eaten frosting out of the jar
Jan 30th 2015
3
I'm about to blow your mind
Jan 30th 2015
37
      sponge cake bread?
Jan 30th 2015
87
      ummmmm
Jan 30th 2015
100
it involved loud, a spoon, and cookie butter
Jan 30th 2015
4
RE: What's the "fattest" thing you've ever done?
Jan 30th 2015
5
How'd you feel after eating that?
Jan 30th 2015
34
      like shit and i didn't even finish
Jan 30th 2015
51
           ugh all that american cheese lol
Jan 30th 2015
74
She was technically THICK....
Jan 30th 2015
6
*like*
Jan 30th 2015
7
lol nice
Jan 30th 2015
50
ate a two foot long hot dog in less than 10 minutes to win a t-shirt
Jan 30th 2015
8
spent 250-300 at Red Lofster after we got our taxes
Jan 30th 2015
9
To sully and muddy this post with Agenda Warz
Jan 30th 2015
53
      20-25%....lol u can think I left 20 dollars? Lol
Jan 30th 2015
92
the latest fattest thing I've done
Jan 30th 2015
10
i ate a whole chocolate bar
Jan 30th 2015
11
I did a bangbangbang before :(
Jan 30th 2015
12
LMAO really? was it after you saw it on Louie
Jan 30th 2015
15
a what?
Jan 30th 2015
33
you go to one restaurant and eat a full meal
Jan 30th 2015
36
      I did it before I knew there was a name for it
Jan 30th 2015
64
The fact that I knew what it was before he did it was fat.....
Jan 30th 2015
70
shit
Jan 30th 2015
13
*backspace*
Jan 30th 2015
69
i drink pickle juice...
Jan 30th 2015
14
Thats not fat thats for muscle cramps ! n/m
Jan 30th 2015
27
Finished the whole Hollenbeck burrito at El Tepeyac
Jan 30th 2015
16
Recently? It was probably the Porker
Jan 30th 2015
17
Large pizza in a day
Jan 30th 2015
19
There are many but back in the day I would pour multiple cereals
Jan 30th 2015
20
we all did that
Jan 30th 2015
21
      lol. nope, speak for your (fat) self
Jan 30th 2015
48
           lol
Jan 30th 2015
115
I have eaten a whole meal while in the bathtub...
Jan 30th 2015
22
LMAO...now we need a Fattest story you've ever read post...
Jan 30th 2015
25
i drink alcohol in the shower
Jan 30th 2015
26
I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Jan 30th 2015
35
lmao i was picturing a bottle of beer next to the shampoo
Jan 30th 2015
38
Using old shampoo bottles as makeshift flasks.
Jan 30th 2015
41
I've done it
Jan 30th 2015
40
      Me too, after mowing the lawn
Jan 30th 2015
108
Bruh its so refreshing.
Jan 30th 2015
54
RE: this may be the funniest thing ive read on here
Jan 31st 2015
130
this might blow your mind....
Jan 30th 2015
61
Tnickeldime, I think you're my soulmate...lol
Jan 30th 2015
65
I used to put beer in a thermos and drink in the shower
Jan 30th 2015
67
i drink wine in the shower all of the time especially
Jan 30th 2015
77
I've done that a few times too.
Jan 30th 2015
80
pre-game in the shower before going out all the time, lol
Jan 30th 2015
81
man....
Jan 30th 2015
84
I dunno, drinking or smoking in the shower makes me so lightheaded
Jan 30th 2015
85
best shit ever after a long bike ride
Jan 31st 2015
121
me too. Done it for years. Best drinks ever!!!!!!!!!
Jan 31st 2015
122
shower beer fan since 03 here
Jan 31st 2015
126
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNRlkuTmjs
Jan 30th 2015
72
I just picture Gummo...
Jan 30th 2015
107
      reply 72 right above this
Jan 31st 2015
120
She was about 5'4 290lbs
Jan 30th 2015
24
I used to take a glass of milk and throw hella oreos in it
Jan 30th 2015
28
i ate a bag of hershey kisses in one day
Jan 30th 2015
29
ate a whole order of cold loaded nachos :-/
Jan 30th 2015
30
I used to put together the ultimate fast food combo meal
Jan 30th 2015
32
idk. i ate a lot more than usual when i was pregnant though.
Jan 30th 2015
39
eat on the street
Jan 30th 2015
44
used to regularly amaze my crew with how much I could eat
Jan 30th 2015
45
I ate one of those canisters of frosting
Jan 30th 2015
49
Not too bad compared to the stuff I see here
Jan 30th 2015
52
sidepost: Amount of White Castles you have eaten in 1 setting
Jan 30th 2015
56
Yeah I snaahed bout 15 Krystal's before.
Jan 30th 2015
98
how are we counting this???
Jan 31st 2015
128
The ex and I used to frequent this jamaican spot
Jan 30th 2015
57
I dropped $68 at quiznos for MYSELF during the Giants' Super Bowl victor...
Jan 30th 2015
58
no really. how do you spend $68 bucks at Quiznos?
Jan 30th 2015
60
      This was year's ago but.......
Jan 30th 2015
62
           RE: This was year's ago but.......
Jan 30th 2015
63
                LOL, I'm bored at work too but that's another story....
Jan 30th 2015
66
tried eating a 72oz steak
Jan 30th 2015
59
Molly Schuyler (YOUTUBE)
Jan 30th 2015
95
      She's going at that like a grizzly bear
Jan 30th 2015
116
bought two value meals...snuck them in the movies.....
Jan 30th 2015
68
made up a song
Jan 30th 2015
71
Also, I'm just gonna leave this pic here.....
Jan 30th 2015
73
I use to eat 30 piece hobtwings by myself with fries
Jan 30th 2015
75
Where you at now weight wise, if you don't mind me axin
Jan 30th 2015
78
      Went from 340 to 240
Jan 30th 2015
88
ate a Luther burger
Jan 30th 2015
76
when my wife used to work late I would hit up the bar
Jan 30th 2015
79
I'ma tell you some fat-ass shit I do ALL THE TIME
Jan 30th 2015
82
lol a sandwich during your first morning break goes hard
Jan 30th 2015
91
in my late teen's/early 20's a large pizza was a regular Sat night meal....
Jan 30th 2015
83
forreal though, large pizza with a bottle of Boones Wild Island
Jan 30th 2015
93
i did the whole large pizza thing the other week for the 1st time
Jan 30th 2015
86
I cook enough for dinner to take in my lunch the next day but half the.....
Jan 30th 2015
89
ate a 20 piece wing order by myself
Jan 30th 2015
90
laid on the couch eating chips off a plate on my stomach...
Jan 30th 2015
94
ate a 2 litre tub of ice cream in one sitting. n/m
Jan 30th 2015
96
lol damn!
Jan 31st 2015
129
I just order the same thing twice, and eat it all at once.
Jan 30th 2015
97
13 hotdogs (chili, mustard, slaw) in 20 mins.
Jan 30th 2015
99
I feel so at home in this poast.
Jan 30th 2015
101
Smashed two 12" steak and cheese subs back to back.
Jan 30th 2015
102
Got beef, chicken, and shrimp in my fried rice. BANGIN
Jan 30th 2015
103
one time i was emotionally distressed...YEARS ago. i went to hardee's
Jan 30th 2015
104
Had chinese food from this spot called Sapolo 2 times in one night
Jan 30th 2015
105
ate a whole bag of the individually wrapped reeses in a span of 3 hours
Jan 30th 2015
106
Ate 2 Qdoba burritos in 1 day
Jan 30th 2015
109
Recently
Jan 30th 2015
110
all you mfrs are prob skinny & have crazy fast metabolism
Jan 30th 2015
111
not me. If I eat big I hit the gym big the next day lol
Jan 30th 2015
112
That was me until about 1998...
Jan 30th 2015
113
I dont gain or lose
Jan 30th 2015
114
*Hard Gainer* is the technical definition.
Jan 31st 2015
132
I've had some eyes-bigger-than-my-stomach moments.
Jan 31st 2015
117
Double
Jan 31st 2015
118
Cheesesteak with MEGA FRIES!!!!!
Jan 31st 2015
119
I had the house to myself for 3 days and I was off work.
Jan 31st 2015
123
i almost finished this 35 dollar Pittsburgh cheesesteak a week ago
Jan 31st 2015
124
rough day. came home and took a fork to my fridge
Jan 31st 2015
125
ate full dinner, went to drink at Vortex, ate a Carnivorgasm while ther...
Jan 31st 2015
127
Traveling long distances for fattening food
Jan 31st 2015
131
going to two different restaurant drive through windows
Jan 31st 2015
133
fell in love with calzones in college.
Jan 31st 2015
134

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