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"One of my exes from High School is extremely liberated now."
Mon Jan-26-15 07:07 AM by -DJ R-Tistic-

  

          

We were 16 and 15 when we were together for two months back then, so I didn't even get past first base, but I remember her telling me she wanted to give me head. I knew I was going to break up with her soon, so my kind ass heart didn't even let her do it.

Fast forward to 2015. She still rolls with some ladies I know..they're all 28-29. They were having a sex party, which is pretty common for ladies...they have sex toys, sometimes even a stripper pole and lessons, but it's usually an all-girls event.

My homegirl who still talks to the ex has told me some wild stories about her, and how she hates sex but loves giving head...like loves it, loves it. So for this sex party, the ex planned to give a live demonstration on how to suck dick. I can see a wild type of girl doing this with a dildo....but nah, she planned to do it with a live human male.

They chose one of their homeboys...I have zero idea if she had gave him head before, but he agreed to be the subject of demonstration....and she planned to give instructions and teach the 15 ladies in the room how to properly give head.

The sex party happened, the ladies arrived, participated in a few games, and then sat in their seats, and eagerly awaited their first DS 101 lesson. The guy sat in a chair, she got on her knees, and..........the guy couldn't get it up. They said that he was way too nervous with all 15 of those ladies all looking at him. She tried to get it up, but...it was a lost cause, and the class was cancelled.

If I see her any time soon, I'll just tell her "cool story, hoe."

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One of my exes from High School is extremely liberated now. [View all] , -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon Jan-26-15 07:05 AM
 
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shoulda LALNHT
Jan 26th 2015
1
Homie mad at his kind ass hoart, Cuh
Jan 26th 2015
2
      rofl
Jan 26th 2015
3
      lol
Jan 28th 2015
189
*blink*
Jan 26th 2015
4
Just a play on the whole "cool story, bro" line
Jan 26th 2015
5
      it's neither cute nor funny in case you didn't know.
Jan 26th 2015
6
           nah, it's funny... yall just sensitive
Jan 26th 2015
10
           no YOU GTFOHWTBS
Jan 26th 2015
12
                you just mad because you wasn't there.
Jan 26th 2015
13
                because me being there
Jan 26th 2015
15
                     cause you think being freaky is liberating
Jan 26th 2015
27
                          because shame is only reserved for women right?
Jan 26th 2015
31
                          NOPE... shame that dude all day
Jan 26th 2015
35
                               #30 says otherwise
Jan 26th 2015
45
                                    I think you are changing the definition for "not about that life&qu...
Jan 26th 2015
51
                          Good then we can shame dude for being a limp dicked wuss n/m
Jan 26th 2015
32
                               why the fuck do I care if yall shame him? LOL
Jan 26th 2015
34
                id say there is a vast spectrum between those two
Jan 26th 2015
48
                lite years bruh..
Jan 26th 2015
52
                ^^^^^^^^^
Jan 26th 2015
106
                I mean you really don't see middle ground between these two?
Jan 29th 2015
213
           Thats where it went left for me too.
Jan 26th 2015
16
                the joke is where it went left for you? riiiiiiight!!! LOL
Jan 26th 2015
84
head game IMproper
Jan 26th 2015
7
because men NEVER go through performance anxiety. EVER.
Jan 26th 2015
8
There are no expectations of him but to be able to enjoy himself.
Jan 26th 2015
20
I...can't.
Jan 26th 2015
23
All I'm saying is she prolly overestimated her skills.
Jan 26th 2015
36
something is wrong with yall
Jan 26th 2015
41
      LOL ...thought it was just me
Jan 26th 2015
53
           You right lol... I have no idea what "anziety" is
Jan 26th 2015
62
                i knew you "were" smart
Jan 26th 2015
69
                     It's funny, just like the rest of this post.
Jan 26th 2015
76
i chuckled @ this
Jan 26th 2015
60
Not everyone can enjoy people watching them orgasm.
Jan 26th 2015
24
      Why did he agree to it then?
Jan 26th 2015
25
      he thought he was about that life
Jan 26th 2015
30
      It's hard to turn down a blowjob.
Jan 26th 2015
43
           its called self-control
Jan 26th 2015
44
           There's self-control...
Jan 26th 2015
47
                So you would have participated in this?
Jan 26th 2015
110
                     Depends on the group of women. Once in college I was...
Jan 28th 2015
176
           RE: It's hard to turn down a blowjob.
Jan 26th 2015
99
      He was chosen beforehand playboy. Logic tells me he would have said "no...
Jan 26th 2015
26
           I'm not defending his decision to do it, just saying he might not have
Jan 26th 2015
42
                Thas cool, I'm just saying her head may not be as good as she thought
Jan 26th 2015
64
if you are under 50 & getting some good head
Jan 26th 2015
28
      not uncommon for men under 40 to experience declining erectile function
Jan 26th 2015
39
      thats where viagra comes in nm
Jan 26th 2015
46
      you're baseless claims know no end do they
Jan 26th 2015
73
      that's pretty stupid.
Jan 26th 2015
82
           no no no Bin knows EVERYTHING
Jan 26th 2015
98
                lol
Jan 26th 2015
105
                exactly. nm
Jan 26th 2015
116
um..he wasnt comfortable
Jan 26th 2015
14
Iono why they're blowing this up to be a "thing."
Jan 26th 2015
66
      she picked the wrong dude...
Jan 26th 2015
71
      "blowing this up to be a "thing."
Jan 26th 2015
78
No time for limp dicked can't get it up ass niggas.
Jan 26th 2015
17
      ain't no future in your frontin, hon.
Jan 26th 2015
85
      LMAO
Jan 26th 2015
92
      Annnnnd Ive never had dude not be able to get it up
Jan 26th 2015
104
      okay, pumpkin.
Jan 26th 2015
107
      I agree, but im still trying to understand why he agreed to it.
Jan 26th 2015
109
           he probably believed many of the lies we tell ourselves
Jan 26th 2015
111
           sometimes u don't know until u try
Jan 27th 2015
129
      Alright Patra! Gyal nuffa dem boi nuh bedroom bully!
Jan 28th 2015
171
      Scared? I never said that
Jan 28th 2015
175
           #woosh# lil kim lyric
Jan 28th 2015
179
                Lol
Jan 28th 2015
187
      You ever fuck or give head with 15 ppl watching tho?
Jan 29th 2015
215
           and you know they were all sitting real close, leaning in to see it
Jan 29th 2015
222
           yep
Jan 29th 2015
226
                did you take that training test yet?
Jan 30th 2015
227
      DAMN
Jan 26th 2015
118
      shit...........
Jan 27th 2015
123
      Salute nm
Jan 27th 2015
125
      hannah been getting bodied on here lately.
Jan 28th 2015
167
           Yea, not really.
Jan 28th 2015
170
      ^^^ its like raaaaaaiiaaaaaaaaiin
Jan 26th 2015
93
Lightweight one of my fantasies, getting blown in front of company
Jan 26th 2015
9
if i had..a heads up(haha)... im eating a fistfull of viagra
Jan 28th 2015
196
This would have been POST about 4 yrs ago when OKFes were here
Jan 26th 2015
11
slut shaming? are we in high school again?
Jan 26th 2015
18
jeez imagine not getting it up in front of 1 lady...but 16???? lol
Jan 26th 2015
19
This
Jan 26th 2015
21
lol @ dude may never recover
Jan 26th 2015
22
that's 16 instant BDRs. DAMN.
Jan 26th 2015
56
exactly what I was thinking. bamma shut himself outta large pool
Jan 27th 2015
147
yeah man...dude's soul is so hurt right now
Jan 26th 2015
87
was dude's dick small? why would he need to get hard for her to
Jan 26th 2015
29
they both failed...
Jan 26th 2015
33
Hell naw, no way to really give a demo on a limp one
Jan 27th 2015
154
also someone once asked me to help with her sex toy party
Jan 26th 2015
37
^^^ Automatic like Shaq near the rim.
Jan 26th 2015
38
cmon yall...i know yall like to circle the wagons for hoes on here
Jan 26th 2015
40
teacher, educator, mentor, tutor?
Jan 26th 2015
49
lol.
Jan 26th 2015
103
whole world goin one way....okplayer another
Jan 26th 2015
54
coulda sworn the story said dude was a homeboy...
Jan 26th 2015
57
That changes things completely lol
Jan 27th 2015
130
cuz it's frustrating to live in a world of polarizing extremes
Jan 27th 2015
128
      i like/love hoes
Jan 27th 2015
131
      you respectfully acknowledge that shit though....
Jan 27th 2015
135
           but regardless of how they feel about it
Jan 27th 2015
138
                the judgement fit here?
Jan 27th 2015
140
                     professor live dick sucker?
Jan 27th 2015
156
      this part:
Jan 27th 2015
136
      Nahhh......see, I didn't want to respond, but fuck it.
Jan 27th 2015
153
           *shrug*
Jan 28th 2015
172
Hey DJ-R, hook me up with one of those invites, fam
Jan 26th 2015
50
LOL
Jan 26th 2015
58
difference between okp and real life
Jan 26th 2015
55
cool story, hoe
Jan 26th 2015
59
      lol
Jan 26th 2015
61
      lol
Jan 26th 2015
97
      only on okp was that name dropping
Jan 26th 2015
119
           hell yeah, double down!
Jan 27th 2015
122
           lol
Jan 27th 2015
132
           bwhahahahahahahaha
Jan 27th 2015
166
           lol asshole
Jan 28th 2015
169
           whoa! 19,000 followers on IG?
Jan 27th 2015
137
           this dude said 19K IG followers and she doesn't walk around
Jan 27th 2015
141
                do you realize how miserable you both sound?
Jan 27th 2015
148
                     19K IG followers is definitely an accomplishment!
Jan 27th 2015
149
                          you turn 39 this year. please be happy. no reply necessary.
Jan 27th 2015
150
                               maybe one day i'll be as internet famous as your friend.
Jan 27th 2015
151
                               LET A YOUNG NIGGA SHINE, SIT YO OLD ASS DOWN!! (c) Hitman Holla
Jan 27th 2015
152
                               19K IG followers and yet she remains humble
Jan 27th 2015
155
           ^^^^ rolling with the MONEY TEAM
Jan 27th 2015
143
           I honestly have no idea WTF he is talking about...
Jan 27th 2015
157
           LMFAO
Jan 27th 2015
159
           I'm not hating. I'm serious. So R-Tistic "blew up" now?
Jan 27th 2015
165
           never change bruh
Jan 28th 2015
168
           This is the funniest reply I've seen in a long time...
Jan 29th 2015
211
      *muttley laff* nm
Jan 26th 2015
117
      ell oh ell
Jan 27th 2015
126
their homeboy is stupid
Jan 26th 2015
63
hoe tho?
Jan 26th 2015
65
No!
Jan 26th 2015
96
Damn, how did friendly ass Rtistic end up on the summer jam screen.
Jan 26th 2015
67
it's monday and NYC is about to get a blizzard
Jan 26th 2015
68
LOFL
Jan 26th 2015
74
off with his head.
Jan 26th 2015
108
so many men on OKP don't deserve sex.
Jan 26th 2015
70
lol stop it
Jan 26th 2015
72
speak for yourself
Jan 26th 2015
75
^^^never been to a okp reunion
Jan 26th 2015
89
this fuckin guy lmao
Jan 26th 2015
79
"Deserve"
Jan 26th 2015
80
She's arguably promoting rape culture in here.
Jan 26th 2015
81
who deserves sex?
Jan 27th 2015
127
wait, I'm slow...were the other ladies gonna 'practice' on him too?
Jan 26th 2015
77
I wonder what the other girls looked like...
Jan 26th 2015
83
I was thinking this too. I felt bad for the thought.
Jan 26th 2015
100
Nah I don't think the other girls were going to do that
Jan 26th 2015
88
      oh ok, gotcha now.
Jan 26th 2015
101
*sees that 80% of this POST was due to my last line*
Jan 26th 2015
86
becoming? that word jumped the shark a while ago
Jan 26th 2015
91
Them niggas knew what they were doing
Jan 27th 2015
139
the hi 5 crew is lurking and ready to turn up in here
Jan 26th 2015
90
this post is making my feel randy.
Jan 26th 2015
94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy6gPBix32k
Jan 26th 2015
95
i know a couple of lesbians who loves giving head to a guy
Jan 26th 2015
102
*adds public dick sucking to the okayplayery compendium*
Jan 26th 2015
112
lmao...like really people.
Jan 27th 2015
121
lol
Jan 27th 2015
lol
Jan 27th 2015
133
hilarious
Jan 27th 2015
144
She darkskinned ain't she?
Jan 26th 2015
113
Nope. Regular caramel, like Janet Jackson color
Jan 26th 2015
114
      That's darkskinned in L.A., I knew 100% she wasn't lightskinned
Jan 26th 2015
115
gotdamn yall can get stuck on the most minute detail
Jan 27th 2015
120
hoe tho? LOL...
Jan 27th 2015
142
A+ Post would read again
Jan 27th 2015
124
awesome post
Jan 27th 2015
134
lol, yeah. it had it all
Jan 27th 2015
145
The points the women raised in here are valid
Jan 27th 2015
146
who cares if he did. like someone who's ***** ****
Jan 27th 2015
158
That's exactly why those points aren't valid
Jan 27th 2015
160
      stop making sense
Jan 27th 2015
161
How did this go for so long without no one questioning THIS---->
Jan 27th 2015
162
She was a weirdo, it was when I was ready to dead the whole shit
Jan 27th 2015
163
      You knew she was a weirdo before you wifed her???
Jan 27th 2015
164
           nigga, they was 15 16 lol
Jan 28th 2015
173
                at 15 or 16 most dudes give no shits about a girls feelings
Jan 28th 2015
174
                     Okp is bizarro land where they can turn down sex in high school
Jan 28th 2015
177
                          Nigga used #twoparenthousehold as an insult tho... smh.
Jan 29th 2015
216
people lets get something straight
Jan 28th 2015
178
Are you the feminazi police?
Jan 28th 2015
180
you still an idiot?
Jan 28th 2015
181
      Wait, I'm on your side!!!
Jan 28th 2015
184
           *facepalm*
Jan 28th 2015
185
lol
Jan 28th 2015
182
this giggling ass motherfucker
Jan 28th 2015
183
      lmao
Jan 28th 2015
186
Cool
Jan 28th 2015
190
fry some green tomatoes and stfu
Jan 28th 2015
191
Nigga you stfu
Jan 29th 2015
204
      lol, you are the only one mad in this post
Jan 29th 2015
214
           does that make you feel better
Jan 29th 2015
220
                nah, I actually feel bad for you because you sound a little off
Jan 29th 2015
224
you have to know no-one is going to touch those points you made
Jan 28th 2015
195
She compared me calling my ex girlfriend a hoe, on an online message boa...
Jan 28th 2015
197
(c) Tony Toni Tone.
Jan 28th 2015
198
what the people REALLY wanna know is why you turned down head @15
Jan 28th 2015
199
You haven't addressed her points
Jan 28th 2015
200
YUP
Jan 29th 2015
YUP
Jan 29th 2015
203
hmmm, i'll address them...
Jan 29th 2015
202
RE: hmmm, i'll address them...
Jan 29th 2015
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      RE: hmmm, i'll address them...
Jan 29th 2015
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           RE: hmmm, i'll address them...
Jan 29th 2015
210
                ok gotcha. i think i see the root issue differently
Jan 30th 2015
228
I.know
Jan 29th 2015
205
legs does have misogynistic tendencies tho
Jan 28th 2015
201
      Aint no fun
Jan 29th 2015
206
      lol
Jan 29th 2015
212
http://bicycletimesmag.com/userfiles/camerablog-4.jpg
Jan 28th 2015
188
As a woman, I laughed heartily at this post.
Jan 28th 2015
192
Right? I guffawed
Jan 29th 2015
217
I'm a feminist and I laughed.
Jan 29th 2015
219
Y'all really came for R-Tistic? Really?
Jan 28th 2015
193
Archive.
Jan 28th 2015
194
yup
Jan 29th 2015
225
The fake deep olympics in here.
Jan 29th 2015
209
still laughing.
Jan 29th 2015
218
This post is derailed by 1 word, but that idiotic alcohol post
Jan 29th 2015
221
shame on you bro....
Jan 29th 2015
223
so ladies, if your man taught a class on eating pussy.....
Jan 30th 2015
229
archive!
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