"My friend told me this story that made me laugh. She's a cute Pakistani girl who when she lived in her own apt, her father told her to be careful about ordering food because if the delivery person notices she lived alone he may try something. So he made her so paranoid that every time the delivery guy came she would walk down her stairs and open the door screaming "Tyrone foods here". She told herself Tyrone was s big black guys name and no one would fuck with her. Lmfao. The best shit I've heard all day."

Apparently, everyone who replied were amused by it.

Thoughts?