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Deadzombie
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Thu Jan-15-15 11:08 AM

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"tipping like an idiot."


          

i hold a very deep and heavy embarrassment about my first uber ride.

i was so fucking excited about the whole thing, at the end of the ride, i tipped the driver cash.

that was abooout 3 months ago.

i wouldn't dare do no bamma shit like that again.

what was i thinking?

it reminded me a time many lovers ago, when me and my partner were buying pizza.

we didn't get delivery, we went to go pick it up from ledos.

we at the counter, and my old lady is paying for the pizza.

i noticed that she gleefully filled out the tip portion and i immediately thought to myself 'what the fuck you doing that for, we picking it up'.

i said something, and probably soured the whole moment. but that shit threw me for a loop.

i couldn't wrap my mind around her wanting to tip this lousy nigga behind the counter.

just couldn't get it.

but in retrospect, i think she was so excited about the food, and paying, the whole thing that she couldn't help but tip like an idiot.

have you ever given a tip, and in retrospect though - why the hell did i do that (much)?

is it true the more money you have, the less tip you usually leave?.

and the poorer you are, the more inclined you are to tip (more)?

i think that's fascinating.

what's your experience?

  

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tipping like an idiot. [View all] , Deadzombie, Thu Jan-15-15 11:08 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
just give em how many ever dollars you feel like and k.i.m.
Jan 15th 2015
1
why do you type like a gay man??
Jan 15th 2015
2
damn dog. i aint mean to make you uncomfortable.
Jan 15th 2015
3
nah, it's just amusing is all. lol.
Jan 15th 2015
6
      i think i understand that.
Jan 15th 2015
9
RE: why do you type like a gay man??
Jan 15th 2015
5
yeah, that's kinda where I was....I did note that in the next sentence
Jan 15th 2015
7
      RE: yeah, that's kinda where I was....I did note that in the next senten...
Jan 15th 2015
10
lol
Jan 15th 2015
13
RE: why do you type like a gay man??
Jan 18th 2015
82
      because there's nothing to pick up on.
Jan 18th 2015
114
I never tip for pickup..and
Jan 15th 2015
4
ha, i used to tip like crazy when me and my wife were dating
Jan 15th 2015
8
Local restaurant goes tip-free
Jan 15th 2015
11
include the rest please because it can be misleading
Jan 15th 2015
12
      I'm not anti-tipping, but yeah, they're VERY pro-worker
Jan 15th 2015
14
           report back if they do
Jan 15th 2015
23
Why Tipping Should Be Banned
Jan 15th 2015
15
But they won't hear you though
Jan 15th 2015
30
Keep the change!!
Jan 15th 2015
16
oh you know this was coming.
Jan 15th 2015
17
My wife over tips to make up for NDT.
Jan 15th 2015
18
i do the same =\
Jan 15th 2015
35
NDT?
Jan 15th 2015
37
i do this too :-/ and feel dumb about it after about 50 % of the time
Jan 15th 2015
44
NDT = niggas don't tip?
Jan 15th 2015
47
      Yes
Jan 15th 2015
49
           disgusting.
Jan 15th 2015
52
you squeeze that penny any tighter and it'll go through your skin
Jan 15th 2015
19
would you tip if it was a dude or an old ugly woman?
Jan 15th 2015
20
Yes, that did not factor into the decision. But I had to mention it
Jan 15th 2015
25
      shooting set shots and shit like Larry Bird
Jan 15th 2015
29
      Fam I got that bad-knee Sabonis status. Run the show from the high post
Jan 15th 2015
43
      uuuuy @ uuuf
Jan 15th 2015
39
tipping is not part of our culture there
Jan 15th 2015
24
lmao, even strippers gotta beg these cats for tips
Jan 15th 2015
26
      I've been going down there since I was 8
Jan 15th 2015
32
           You don't even tip your prepagos?
Jan 15th 2015
33
           honey don't confuse me with you
Jan 15th 2015
34
                You the worse kind.
Jan 15th 2015
55
                     lmao
Jan 15th 2015
60
                     you're the one actually PAYING for P
Jan 16th 2015
63
                          When it costs less than a bone-in rib eye...why u sweatin me (c) 2Pac
Jan 16th 2015
65
                               deej, pick a trolling point and stick to it
Jan 16th 2015
66
                                    ¬°Feliz Viernes!
Jan 16th 2015
68
           That seems like an exaggeration to me.
Jan 15th 2015
59
                I thought you were really joking about ordering from Domino's
Jan 16th 2015
64
                     I don't think it's a matter of vantage point
Jan 16th 2015
67
                          okay we have finally found a common ground
Jan 16th 2015
69
                               I like my prepagos like Dominos. HotnFresh to my door in 30 min or less!
Jan 17th 2015
70
                               good luck with the "fresh" part
Jan 17th 2015
79
                                    jajaja not everybody got a team of 17 yr olds on deck
Jan 18th 2015
83
                               yeah i mean what kinda tip do you leave on a 4000 peso meal, anyway?
Jan 17th 2015
71
Ugh at this
Jan 15th 2015
28
Ugh yourself, dude, go a market in Canada. Go to one to one in Nicaragua
Jan 15th 2015
31
lol @ your elderly friend
Jan 15th 2015
45
      right. he went on me.
Jan 15th 2015
46
           I think he doesn't get the slang of "my old lady"
Jan 15th 2015
50
                I wish. I just missed the "my" part to be honest
Jan 15th 2015
61
if it's good, i overtip
Jan 15th 2015
21
same
Jan 15th 2015
36
I always overtip for delivery in bad weather
Jan 15th 2015
38
RE: tipping like an idiot.
Jan 15th 2015
22
now THAT is a thing, tipper's remorse on a bar tab lmao
Jan 15th 2015
27
      ^^^^yep drunk tipping is no Bueno
Jan 15th 2015
48
Have we discussed the delivery that driver.... (link)
Jan 15th 2015
40
Hold up... The people at the dealership posted the video themselves? lol
Jan 15th 2015
41
Saw this yesterday. These assholes got ROASTED...
Jan 15th 2015
42
      Can someone tell me why folk are raising money for the delivery guy?
Jan 17th 2015
72
           it's how modern-americans show compassion. by throwing money at it.
Jan 17th 2015
77
This post! Good. Helps me deal with some of my issues with tipping lol
Jan 15th 2015
51
you're welcome.
Jan 15th 2015
62
I tipped dollar last night for pick up.
Jan 18th 2015
89
RE: tipping like an idiot.
Jan 15th 2015
53
^ guy's, it's her! the terrible tipper.
Jan 15th 2015
56
RE: ^ guy's, it's her! the terrible tipper.
Feb 01st 2015
132
why'd you choose No7?
Jan 15th 2015
57
also, 'paying if forward' MIGHT be acceptable.
Jan 15th 2015
58
you in trouble.....nm
Jan 18th 2015
92
... and i've been preparing for this day for a long time.
Jan 18th 2015
115
RE: also, 'paying if forward' MIGHT be acceptable.
Feb 01st 2015
129
why do you be calling him bitchmade and stuff?
Jan 18th 2015
116
      nice. but this wasn't her. this the one that left me for a jamaican.
Jan 18th 2015
117
           bigger diick? better weed? or both?
Jan 18th 2015
118
           she was on get-back ... i can't wait for her to read this shit.
Jan 18th 2015
119
                but she following you to here so YOU WON
Jan 18th 2015
121
                     at one point, we were both here. i won this space during the divorce.
Jan 18th 2015
123
                     RE: but she following you to here so YOU WON
Feb 01st 2015
130
           RE: nice. but this wasn't her. this the one that left me for a jamaican.
Feb 01st 2015
131
                ooooop and I remeber that girl
Feb 01st 2015
133
                you pulled no punches here. impressive.
Feb 01st 2015
135
i JUST tipped for pick up
Jan 15th 2015
54
cheap ass ppl need to stay at home
Jan 17th 2015
73
How much did dude tip you to go furniture shopping with him?
Jan 17th 2015
74
Enough
Jan 17th 2015
76
      are you still training to be a cop?
Jan 18th 2015
95
           im is.
Jan 18th 2015
99
i don't think this is about that. you ever tipped a McDonald's cashier?
Jan 17th 2015
75
they'll tip when they pick up $9 chinese food but not $7 mcdonalds
Jan 17th 2015
78
at places like mcd's they cannot accept tips
Jan 17th 2015
80
      so how much you tip mamacita on your $5 carnitas burrito?
Jan 18th 2015
84
           i didnt ask him, he just hooked it up
Jan 18th 2015
86
                again. so you met a rogue employee doing underhanded shit
Jan 18th 2015
88
                     lmao @ this deposition, i would do it again, every time.
Jan 18th 2015
102
                          oh you on that wax now?
Jan 18th 2015
103
                               he tips me!
Jan 18th 2015
120
                                    As they should and usually do
Jan 18th 2015
122
                                         it's more like samples, i dunno, different beast
Jan 18th 2015
126
                                              i dont want to fuck with nothing over 25% thats my limit
Jan 18th 2015
127
wait. aint u the UNEMPLOYED chick beggin niggas for meals?
Jan 18th 2015
85
      WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE! (c) Kevin Harlan
Jan 18th 2015
87
      Yeah. That was you...
Jan 18th 2015
90
      damn nigga...
Jan 18th 2015
93
      Says the nigga who slang boy bussy to middle aged black women
Jan 18th 2015
98
           RE: Says the nigga who slang boy bussy to middle aged black women
Jan 18th 2015
101
                I highly doubt it
Jan 18th 2015
105
                     im married now. but best believe if i was to sell this dyck it would be ...
Jan 18th 2015
107
                          Like I said, you ain't so pipe down.
Jan 18th 2015
109
                               you bout to really make me turn up in this bitch!
Jan 18th 2015
110
                                    Meanwhile I don't plan on being a career opportunist, but thanks anyway
Jan 18th 2015
111
                                         K.
Jan 18th 2015
112
      You sound dumb as shit.
Jan 18th 2015
97
           LOL ok
Jan 18th 2015
100
                if that's what you took away from that, then obviously u need to re-read
Jan 18th 2015
104
                     thanks. now we on same page. dont knock another nigga hustle.
Jan 18th 2015
106
                          No.
Jan 18th 2015
108
tip 50% usually
Jan 18th 2015
81
that's why you are broke.
Jan 18th 2015
94
*can
Jan 18th 2015
125
      I don't agree with that
Jan 18th 2015
128
are you just typing to be typing?
Jan 18th 2015
113
      nah s/he's broke bc he's indifferent to the true value of money
Jan 18th 2015
124
do you tip the weed man when he bring you delivery?
Jan 18th 2015
91
How much should have I tipped?
Jan 18th 2015
96
Should tip on the full $115...so between $18-25 depending on ur tip stan...
Feb 01st 2015
134
Where you at? Mixed drink tax? n/m
Feb 01st 2015
136

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