6. "RE: can you jump it again today?" In response to In response to 3
Didn't try to jump it again yet. I'm betting it will though, since it's the exact same situation as before I replaced the battery. Lights on full blast, but no start.
It's pretty cold (about 20 degrees). I'm rolling with a Baby Boy Accord (2003). Before I do anything, I think I'm going to act an ass at Autozone lol. Then get them to test the battery.