11. "I ordered (this is from a "fancy" burger place):" In response to In response to 4
-a burger on a wheat bun, a touch under well done, no mayo or mustard, add cheese, onions, and BBQ sauce.
I got: -a burger on a wheat bun, well done (read: burnt), with mayo, with mustard, add cheese, onions, BBQ sauce, and BACON. As in SWINE. As in IONTEATDATSHIT. As in REFUSE BIN, NOW.