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she's been living in DR for the past couple years and getting ready to move to panama in january so she was going to take a month break and come home for the holidays she asked me how cuba was when i went and if i thought she should go of course i told her to JUST DO IT so then told me she was going to jump to cuba for a couple weeks before she came home coolio (she took the bait for my plan) well, prima, since you going to be in cuba can you take my cigarrillos order like you did last year? long story short, i couldn't really figure what i wanted so i went with the old faithful
Montecristo No. 4
those are pretty standard Cubanos so when she was telling me the price i was like "see if you can get them cheaper" she dont know how nor like to bargain with folks
long story short she said FUCK IT, this will be my xmas present to you for being such a wonderful uncle-brother we only 10 years apart and we act more like sister brother than uncle-niece she still have to listen to what i tell her to do but i let her run wild within the confined space i set
anyway, that's how my box of Montecristos came to be
this is shaping up to be a great NYE
the other night i went to the homie's homie's house and HIS homie was there and we was just killing some Crown next thing i know, dude gives us each two bottles of Krug (one for new years the other for our next marriage anniversaries) but check this, he owns a fucking VINEYARD a BLACK MAN!!!! nigga my age and owns a fucking VINEYARD
ok, i know i went off topic but yeah. life is good right now