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deejboram
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8. "here's how the story went down (i'm bout to cry yall...)"
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she's been living in DR for the past couple years
and getting ready to move to panama in january
so she was going to take a month break and come home for the holidays
she asked me how cuba was when i went and if i thought she should go
of course i told her to
JUST DO IT
so then told me she was going to jump to cuba for a couple weeks before she came home
coolio
(she took the bait for my plan)
well, prima, since you going to be in cuba can you take my cigarrillos order like you did last year?
long story short, i couldn't really figure what i wanted so i went with the old faithful

Montecristo No. 4

those are pretty standard Cubanos
so when she was telling me the price i was like "see if you can get them cheaper"
she dont know how nor like to bargain with folks

long story short she said FUCK IT, this will be my xmas present to you for being such a wonderful uncle-brother
we only 10 years apart and we act more like sister brother than uncle-niece
she still have to listen to what i tell her to do but i let her run wild within the confined space i set

anyway, that's how my box of Montecristos came to be

this is shaping up to be a great NYE

the other night i went to the homie's homie's house and HIS homie was there and we was just killing some Crown
next thing i know, dude gives us each two bottles of Krug (one for new years the other for our next marriage anniversaries)
but check this, he owns a fucking VINEYARD
a BLACK MAN!!!!
nigga my age and owns a fucking VINEYARD

ok, i know i went off topic but yeah.
life is good right now

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pink toes: http://i.imgur.com/WN7DPL1

  

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So my niece came back from Cuba bout a week agooooo... [View all] , deejboram, Tue Dec-30-14 03:12 PM
 
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I have a question with no Snark attached....
Dec 30th 2014
1
Those are Montecristos...a top brand
Dec 30th 2014
4
yeah, what this dude said.
Dec 30th 2014
9
It's like buying cali weed. yeah some be bammer but most be FLAME
Dec 30th 2014
10
also you can find these any where in the caribbean
Dec 30th 2014
12
      don't buy them on a beach. only buy from reputable cigar stores
Dec 30th 2014
15
           Her Dominican boyfriend duped her for a set of the worst fakes ever (pic...
Dec 30th 2014
18
bout a week ago..week ago.
Dec 30th 2014
2
RE: how did she get those through customs?
Dec 30th 2014
3
^^^^^narc
Dec 30th 2014
20
Lucky SOB...I've only ever been blessed with singles
Dec 30th 2014
5
thks 4 supporting terrorism (c) miami cubans
Dec 30th 2014
6
Terrorism? I thought it was Communism. LOL
Dec 30th 2014
16
      same thing 4 them. check how they treated Mandela when he came 2 miami
Dec 30th 2014
17
great niece!! youll have her strapping them birds up in no time
Dec 30th 2014
7
inbox me your mailing addy
Dec 31st 2014
22
Nice!
Dec 30th 2014
11
I really want to get in on a vineyard yo....
Dec 31st 2014
24
man that is awesome
Dec 30th 2014
13
Just copped some a few Monte's Tubos for tomorrow
Dec 30th 2014
14
Do u even have a humidor bro?
Dec 30th 2014
19
hmmm
Dec 31st 2014
27
Nicaragua and Honduras pops too.
Dec 31st 2014
28
nah i got a Tuppador
Jan 01st 2015
29
Hahahaha! Nice.
Dec 30th 2014
21
FAKE
Dec 31st 2014
23
i'm so tight right now
Dec 31st 2014
25
stop snitchin
Dec 31st 2014
26

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