I have been spending a lot of time with my almost 3 year old niece this week and man I could not handle all that cuteness. My son tries to turn it on with me when he wants things. But I can tell him no so easily. Shit I can tell him fuck no if needed. Then smack him for making a stupid face. But my niece man every thing she did was fucking adorable. Then I look at my wife. She is 34 years old and she still has her dad wrapped around her finger. It's fucking sickening, but impressive. I think back to our wedding and that he paid for and breathe a sigh of relief. I will never have to pay for a wedding. Then I think about how he felt for first dates, proms, etc. Man I won't have those feelings with a boy. In short start stock piling those guns. Start working on a boy or 3 immediately after she is born to protect daddy's little girl. Congrats.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!