ive been told i have a tendency to go straight to the worst possible conclusion of a situation & thats prolly accurate...i like to plan for the worst because, well, silly shit happens to me sometimes & life has shown that i better. so yeah.
but sometimes...im just tripping.
ie, got an email from the office mgr bright & early talking abt next time youre in the office...come see me.
i dont know this bitch. come see you for what? you gonna fire me linda? is that what this shit is abt? you gonna fire me before the fuckign xmas party? good! good glad you told me, imm sneak the SHIT outta bill on the way out, wheres brians hoe ass i got a 2 fer for him too
emailed her back like ill be there soon whats up
im literally planning how imma flatten cats tires in the parking lot as im rolling to the office til i get the reply
company bought everybody some lil doodad for xmas, come get it from her office.
d'oh - homer
im getting to that age where dudes drop dead, this shit aint good for my blood pressure