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Atillah Moor
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Thu Oct-23-14 10:53 PM

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"Are you gay or bi? Inappropriate bathroom questions."
Thu Oct-23-14 11:14 PM by Atillah Moor

  

          

Yeah so I walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm and there's a young 30ish kinda hipster black dude with just a dash of gutter punk in there just basically hanging out. I don't know what it is, but I attract what folks would call crazy people-- or at least it feels that way. So this guy with the wild eyes just launches into his rant preceded by the subject line. I'm like no I'm not either. Dude was kind of "exotic" looking in the way white folks describe black folks that don't look like what they think black folks are supposed to look like, but anyway he launches into his whole thing.

He's saying shit that is kinda just wild, but I can only assume he says all the time to folks who listen:

"You're an intelligent black dude like me I can tell" riggghhhtt.

"You're better than these white folks and they know it." (that was weird to hear from a total stranger, but ok. Also-- duh I have to be twice as good bro so of course. Just makes me even with em' at the days end though.

"Take this bike as a gift I blew out the back tire" Seriously and it was a super lightweight racing bike. I didn't take it obviously but man the whole shit was crazy. He had a bike in the stall!!

This just happened and I'm a bit turned up as I write this, but yeah-- does anyone have that "hey poor homeless person please tell me your saturation kind of face?" I seriously must have it. I'm running out of fingers and toes to count all the interactions. How I wish I could just say a word to make everything ok for these folks.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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Are you gay or bi? Inappropriate bathroom questions. [View all] , Atillah Moor, Thu Oct-23-14 10:53 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
y'all enwurds be having the oddest shit hapening to y'all
Oct 23rd 2014
1
"only on OKP", somebody needs to do that reality show, lol...
Oct 24th 2014
22
something about your look+how you carry yourself made him
Oct 24th 2014
2
I mean, did you take the bike fr fr?
Oct 24th 2014
3
Not going to lie-- I thought about taking it
Oct 24th 2014
6
you know i need a bike.
Oct 24th 2014
7
that shit wasn't free... I'm sure he expected a deposit
Oct 24th 2014
37
he had a bike in the stall?
Oct 24th 2014
4
Bike was in the handicapped stall just sittin'
Oct 24th 2014
8
      woah. in the bathroom for 20 - 30 minutes. and no bike???
Oct 24th 2014
10
      I know-- I'm bad at getting out those types of exchanges
Oct 24th 2014
12
      nigga, you might be gay
Oct 24th 2014
20
           lol man this is the first time anything like this has happened
Oct 24th 2014
24
                You were drunk. At midnight. In a small cramped bathroom. Glory Hole???
Oct 24th 2014
25
                lol man do you want me to be gay?
Oct 24th 2014
27
                     After 10pm & having drinks at a bar = midnight in my book
Oct 24th 2014
28
                you have to admit this looks wilde, you were leaving the bar after...
Oct 24th 2014
26
                     wait..what? Atil, u were in there 20 min etc? talkin?
Oct 24th 2014
29
                     Not talking-- just letting this guy go on his rant
Oct 24th 2014
30
                          no offense but dont be doin that..k.i.m
Oct 24th 2014
31
                     I'm more conversational if I've been drinking.
Oct 24th 2014
32
                          that example is a 'safe' social setting though
Oct 24th 2014
33
                          yup..dude in the bathroom could have hit him over the head
Oct 24th 2014
35
                          maybe he asked you if you were gay in French?
Oct 24th 2014
34
                               yeah too true
Oct 24th 2014
36
i woulda took the bike, and never returned.
Oct 24th 2014
5
Hell yeah.
Dec 27th 2014
45
Your story lacks important details like... what he was actually asking
Oct 24th 2014
9
It was a bunch of crazy stuff
Oct 24th 2014
11
such as walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm
Oct 24th 2014
13
      ^^^^^^^^^^sees it
Oct 24th 2014
15
why u goin to GROCERY STORE bathrooms? @ 10pm no less! #sus
Oct 24th 2014
14
You finally worked it in there
Oct 24th 2014
16
      LOL the bar dont have a bathroom? or a alleyway at least?
Oct 24th 2014
17
           How'd did this become about my bathroom habits Matlock?
Oct 24th 2014
18
                ok. i believe you.
Oct 24th 2014
19
                smh... man, some of you dudes
Oct 24th 2014
21
                     Wilde.com
Oct 24th 2014
23
This post flashed through my head so I had to reup for NYE funnies
Dec 26th 2014
38
i been offended by this reply all day. for several reasons.
Dec 26th 2014
39
I howled..
Dec 26th 2014
40
I am honored and amused, but also wondering
Dec 27th 2014
44
Dude?.
Dec 27th 2014
41
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Eating-Popcorn-Soda.gif
Dec 27th 2014
42
I'm a lover of humanity.
Dec 27th 2014
43
ssssssssssssssssssss "aye brah... can I ask you something?" ssssss
Dec 27th 2014
47
      Mugfucker peeping over the stall in shit...
Dec 27th 2014
48
slammable
Dec 27th 2014
46
suckable
Dec 27th 2014
49
      laughable.
Dec 28th 2014
50

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