Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu Oct-23-14 10:53 PM
"Are you gay or bi? Inappropriate bathroom questions." Thu Oct-23-14 11:14 PM by Atillah Moor
Yeah so I walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm and there's a young 30ish kinda hipster black dude with just a dash of gutter punk in there just basically hanging out. I don't know what it is, but I attract what folks would call crazy people-- or at least it feels that way. So this guy with the wild eyes just launches into his rant preceded by the subject line. I'm like no I'm not either. Dude was kind of "exotic" looking in the way white folks describe black folks that don't look like what they think black folks are supposed to look like, but anyway he launches into his whole thing.
He's saying shit that is kinda just wild, but I can only assume he says all the time to folks who listen:
"You're an intelligent black dude like me I can tell" riggghhhtt.
"You're better than these white folks and they know it." (that was weird to hear from a total stranger, but ok. Also-- duh I have to be twice as good bro so of course. Just makes me even with em' at the days end though.
"Take this bike as a gift I blew out the back tire" Seriously and it was a super lightweight racing bike. I didn't take it obviously but man the whole shit was crazy. He had a bike in the stall!!
This just happened and I'm a bit turned up as I write this, but yeah-- does anyone have that "hey poor homeless person please tell me your saturation kind of face?" I seriously must have it. I'm running out of fingers and toes to count all the interactions. How I wish I could just say a word to make everything ok for these folks.
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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days