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melmag
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43. "I believe you too : ("
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>i'd rather die homeless under a bridge gettin some good bum
>dick then have a lifetime of problems and no sex to ease the
>stress.

  

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Deal or FOH: No sex ever again for $100 million [View all] , melmag, Tue Apr-01-14 11:53 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
yellow.
Apr 01st 2014
1
We got blowup dolls, fleashlights and that egg thing. Gimme dat $$$
Apr 01st 2014
2
whats the consequences of me having sex after getting the $ tho?
Apr 01st 2014
3
but then again I could set my family up for generations to come
Apr 01st 2014
28
depends on if i had kids or not
Apr 01st 2014
4
RE: depends on if i had kids or not
Apr 01st 2014
6
      Yeah I'm not down
Apr 01st 2014
22
           this is it
Apr 01st 2014
79
blue. get the ENTIRE fuck outta here
Apr 01st 2014
5
yellow
Apr 01st 2014
7
what would be the point?
Apr 01st 2014
8
ikr
Apr 01st 2014
11
^^^^
Apr 01st 2014
96
nope
Apr 01st 2014
9
$100 million take home?
Apr 01st 2014
10
Mo $ Mo Problems.. FOH
Apr 01st 2014
12
smh
Apr 01st 2014
24
I almost didn't post it..
Apr 01st 2014
36
      atta girl
Apr 01st 2014
60
Oh that was 138% right there.
Apr 01st 2014
61
GOOD BUM DICK!!!!
Apr 01st 2014
80
      oxymoron
Apr 01st 2014
91
           Aye.. how do you know? Homeless cats mighta thrown down
Apr 01st 2014
105
                lmao
Jan 13th 2016
145
No because I would want the money so I can have
Apr 01st 2014
13
i've had great sex but i don't think i've had $100 million sex
Apr 01st 2014
14
Deal....
Apr 01st 2014
15
RE: can u have..uhhh...relations... with yourself?
Apr 01st 2014
16
I don't need dick, show me the money
Apr 01st 2014
17
Can I have intimate contact with someone else?
Apr 01st 2014
18
Ey ma lemme nut on yer face
Apr 01st 2014
29
lol yeah right
Apr 01st 2014
19
RED. You can't fuck when you're old and grey but that moolah can sure...
Apr 01st 2014
20
...then whats the point of the money?
Apr 01st 2014
21
Security for the fam, a business in your neighborhood...
Apr 02nd 2014
119
i'd find a loophole
Apr 01st 2014
23
you'd be looking for any hole.
Apr 01st 2014
27
      swiss cheese looking kinda sexy tho
Apr 01st 2014
30
I can tell who has good sex and who doesn't.. lol
Apr 01st 2014
25
right. Ain't no way in hell...
Apr 01st 2014
32
shiiet!!! I can tell who has sex and who doesn't.. lol
Apr 01st 2014
37
^^^^
Apr 01st 2014
76
BRUH
Jan 13th 2016
149
right??
Apr 01st 2014
92
nah..i have amazing sex, but i've had enough.
Apr 01st 2014
99
if you made it just no intercourse then maybe you'd have a poll for dude...
Apr 01st 2014
26
first time one of these hypothetical sh*ts actually made me
Apr 01st 2014
31
hell no, couldnt do it
Apr 01st 2014
33
your sig tho...lmao
Apr 01st 2014
66
      Lol right it's fits perfectly, I need BOTH
Apr 01st 2014
100
You may have to define the understanding of 'contact'
Apr 01st 2014
34
nah
Apr 01st 2014
35
HELL NO.
Apr 01st 2014
38
I'll be jerkin it off the side of my mega-yacht in the Caymans.
Apr 01st 2014
39
for the fohsayers..
Apr 01st 2014
40
sex is one of life's greatest pleasures
Apr 01st 2014
47
Sex is higher up the pleasure list than riches
Apr 01st 2014
50
good point
Apr 01st 2014
52
um, no
Apr 01st 2014
55
      I learned the world "fungible" today. Thanks, OKP.
Apr 01st 2014
93
      interesting
Apr 02nd 2014
122
30 or older? FOH
Apr 01st 2014
62
      that was a very telling reply
Apr 01st 2014
69
you know the caliber of live sex shows you can buy with $100m?
Apr 01st 2014
41
to do what with? jerk off?
Apr 01st 2014
44
"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is." Clinton
Apr 01st 2014
42
*Herman Cain Smile*
Apr 01st 2014
67
100 million to be alone for the rest of my life? The fuck...
Apr 01st 2014
45
easy. cash cash cash.
Apr 01st 2014
46
what good is all that money if I can't use it to get more sex?
Apr 01st 2014
48
^^^
Apr 01st 2014
54
you wouldn't have to work or worry about your savings
Apr 01st 2014
56
all that free time...wit nothing to do.
Apr 01st 2014
58
take up the erhu
Apr 01st 2014
65
what, you got money and suddenly video games and TV don't exist?
Apr 01st 2014
72
yo u ever heard of King Midas?
Apr 01st 2014
113
drugs
Apr 01st 2014
59
      Some of my favorite drugs just make sex that much better.
Apr 01st 2014
88
Deal.
Apr 01st 2014
49
100 million is too high to make this interesting
Apr 01st 2014
51
shit make it half that and I'd still forsake the poom poom
Apr 01st 2014
53
Does titty fucking count as sexual contact?
Apr 01st 2014
57
I'm gonna go with sex
Apr 01st 2014
63
small price to pay 4 my grandkids to be $traight.
Apr 01st 2014
64
I got babies to make. You selling out your bloodline.
Apr 01st 2014
68
All the way in.
Apr 01st 2014
70
exactly. i'm all the way good w/that.
Apr 01st 2014
103
Who are the people saying Deal?
Apr 01st 2014
71
cocaine hookers and ferraris
Apr 01st 2014
73
so you would rather have hookers than cocaine and a ferrari
Apr 01st 2014
74
      i could just put my golf clubs in the passenger seat
Apr 01st 2014
75
           you might could hit 200 with the clubs though
Apr 01st 2014
83
the thing is, even if i go sex-less, i want a long-term partner
Apr 01st 2014
77
This is true. And does that mean I'd have to give my wife a pass?
Apr 01st 2014
81
lol...you'd miserable thinking about how great she has it.
Apr 01st 2014
82
i'd spend all my time making sure he aint gettin' it in
Apr 01st 2014
84
imagine you met the girl who took the deal though.
Apr 01st 2014
85
Lol, yeah, I'm guessing it'd be easier to find a wife who wouldn't creep...
Apr 01st 2014
87
this whole discussion made me think of the movie "Her"
Apr 02nd 2014
124
FOH and I'd rather make my own money anyway.
Apr 01st 2014
78
Blue.
Apr 01st 2014
86
There are people in this post listing sex stuff as things they'd buy
Apr 01st 2014
89
i'm sayin
Apr 01st 2014
90
yep
Apr 01st 2014
116
I'm saying, they don't even see it.
Apr 02nd 2014
130
      lol
Apr 02nd 2014
133
heres my plan: take the $, invest it for 2-3 years w/out fucking, then
Apr 01st 2014
94
^focused.
Apr 01st 2014
101
I'm already not doing it for free, so..
Apr 01st 2014
95
i'd masturbate on my building full of money like scrooge mcduck
Apr 01st 2014
97
Deal! I'm more of a voyeur anyway
Apr 01st 2014
98
can't take the money with me but i might die having a fantastic orgasm
Apr 01st 2014
102
Take the $100M. Spend $10M on life-like human sex robot.
Apr 01st 2014
104
u married bro?
Apr 01st 2014
106
Lol @ everyone being like I'll take the money
Apr 01st 2014
107
deal. i'd be on some degenerate shit though
Apr 01st 2014
108
i couldn't do it...fuck is the point of all that money if you can't have...
Apr 01st 2014
109
but that's the whole point of tryna make $100 million dollars!
Apr 01st 2014
110
I'd lie and say yes. if i ever got caught I'll be debt for whatever i sp...
Apr 01st 2014
111
I'VE BEEN Doin' It for Free
Apr 01st 2014
112
deal
Apr 01st 2014
114
fuck outta here
Apr 01st 2014
115
the responses in here are ....
Apr 01st 2014
117
Red.
Apr 02nd 2014
118
hate to say it but im really surprised at so many men red votes
Apr 02nd 2014
120
simple explanation.
Apr 02nd 2014
121
i think the opposite
Apr 02nd 2014
123
maybe
Apr 02nd 2014
125
Meanwhile it would sew up my childrens future
Jan 13th 2016
140
Okayplayer.com. Did you forget?
Jan 14th 2016
153
This was fun to read
Apr 02nd 2014
126
A lot of yall selfish as shit
Apr 02nd 2014
127
I lay pipe too well to give it up for any amount of money.
Apr 02nd 2014
128
Wait ... I'd still have to live w/ my wife?
Apr 02nd 2014
129
FOH
Apr 02nd 2014
131
I'm taking the money.
Apr 02nd 2014
132
how would this be enforced? i'd take the money and still have sex
Apr 02nd 2014
134
So does a billy change your mind or nah?
Jan 13th 2016
135
NOPE.
Jan 13th 2016
139
I'm fappin to a live girl-on-girl when I get the urge
Jan 14th 2016
152
I'll take the money fuck that
Jan 13th 2016
136
I’d just buy some shit that would suppress my libido
Jan 13th 2016
137
As soon as you get that money you gon have puss thrown at you all day
Jan 13th 2016
150
I couldnt spend $100 million if I tried
Jan 13th 2016
138
I'd buy one of them life like dolls and GO HAM
Jan 13th 2016
141
Blue. purple if we could broker a 50mill/5 year deal
Jan 13th 2016
142
nah, $50,000 a year and great sex is already a good life
Jan 13th 2016
143
No sex kinda defeats the purpose of having 100 million
Jan 13th 2016
144
I got too many people depending on me...sign me up
Jan 13th 2016
146
No deal.
Jan 13th 2016
147
Makes no sense to accept such a proposal
Jan 13th 2016
148
fk that
Jan 13th 2016
151

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