5. "Dope! My girl was on Jeopardy back in the day" In response to In response to 0
This dude I used to hustle with had a friend who was a security guard for the show, and he said he'd pull a string if I could sink a hook hot from half court.
Long story short, I hit the shot, and she got on the show.
She KILLED that joint. She was glorious.
It was all downhill from there though. I had a bit of a gambling problem, and she warned me she'd leave if I gambled the money she gave me. But I was in the zone, and doubled the money she gave me.
She left me anyways. At least I was able to pay off those mobsters that were after me, so there's that. My boy said we're probably better off without each other.