We got Android 10 the week it was released, on a 2-year-old phone! And the damn thing still runs as well as the day I bought it (much better, actually, considering their catastrophic rollout).

I must admit, part of my hunger to move on is also the fact that in years past if somebody asked me about my phone I could say "Ah, yeah, it's this cool experimental thing from the guy who first created Android."

But now if I said that, anyone who might care would say "wait, you mean that Andy Rubin creep?"