>so dude is dead to you and hes obsessed with you but you wrote
>a whole song about him??

You're not wrong, though this feels kind of emotionally spot-on even if it's kind of nonsense in its literal form.

To contribute (badly), I've always thought whoever wrote "Bette Davis Eyes" never had a solid grip on what made Bette Davis' eyes so appealing. Any easy way to check this is against how she was cast in her prime - the woman sketched out in the song doesn't really show any resemblance to the characters she usually played.

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