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23. "I think they get thrown out over time. We have the same issue at my"
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house. The forks get used WAY more often than other utensils. If I do the math, there are 4 of us in the house, and if we use on average two forks per day each, we're talking about 2920 fork uses per year. If .001 percent of the time a fork is used it accidentally gets thrown out, and 99.9 percent of the time it isn't thrown out, that comes out to around 3 forks per year.

Based on that every couple years we need to buy new forks. I know I've personally seen forks in the trash twice over the last few years, and I stopped myself from throwing one away once as well. It's the only possible explanation.

  

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Are my forks getting snatched up when I'm not home? [View all] , Atillah Moor, Wed Feb-08-17 10:47 AM
 
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need more info.
Feb 08th 2017
1
they're with single socks in another mirror dimension
Feb 08th 2017
2
I think you're onto something.
Feb 08th 2017
3
dryers are linked to Dr Who-like portals because of the centrifuge
Feb 08th 2017
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^^^^
Feb 08th 2017
5
Maybe the dark matter/antimatter dimension?
Feb 08th 2017
6
      we're through the looking glass here, people...
Feb 08th 2017
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      RE: Maybe the dark matter/antimatter dimension?
Feb 08th 2017
9
           You trying to tel me the demogorgon and Barb are having a tea party
Feb 08th 2017
11
Apartments suck, man. You got people coming all up in your spot
Feb 08th 2017
7
ask your neighbor
Feb 08th 2017
10
Haha okay
Feb 08th 2017
12
      see if her shit is missing too
Feb 08th 2017
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           okay, truth be told I had thought to ask
Feb 08th 2017
17
                don't ask before midnight tho..
Feb 08th 2017
19
Sidepost: when the maintenance guy appraises your shit.
Feb 08th 2017
13
lol wtf?
Feb 08th 2017
14
Right.
Feb 08th 2017
15
"You HAD a lot of records" <<<<< future note.
Feb 08th 2017
18
oh, building got sold. He's outta there.
Feb 08th 2017
22
smh going through your shit like he's at the record store perusing
Feb 08th 2017
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      and you KNOW he hit the fridge first.
Feb 08th 2017
28
a couple things, at first I read this as "my folks getting snatched up"....
Feb 08th 2017
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lol
Feb 08th 2017
21
yep, we regularly have a fork shortage. never a spoon shortage.
Feb 09th 2017
32
The numbers do work out, but for it to happen with two sets
Feb 08th 2017
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why is he always in your house?
Feb 08th 2017
25
the unit is old. So things were breaking or leaking
Feb 08th 2017
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      great. now I'm paranoid...
Feb 08th 2017
29
           don't sweat it. By law they have to ask you first.
Feb 09th 2017
31
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=13098...
Feb 08th 2017
30
LOL @ the 4th reply to that post!..
Feb 10th 2017
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