"all of my neighbors are really really attractive"
Now you would think this is a good thing. But as a married stay at home dad it really isnt. Even if I was single it would still suck because almost all of them are stay at home wive's/mom's. But beside being extremely attractive they are all REALLY friendly. They know I stay home and whenever I am out in front and they see me. They will come over and chat with me. Almost all of them live in yoga pants, compression shorts, and a sports bra. My wife doesnt mind. She makes jokes about how I am part of the mommy group on the street. But I have gotten so many side eyes from husbands. I understand and wish I could get to know them better just so they know I'm cool. But we live in a commuter city and 90% of our neighbors commute. So they are gone most of the days. Maybe that is why their wives are lonely?
This came up because I was just out checking on my lawn and the super hot 50 something year old lady across the street came over with her super hot mid twenties daughter. Both in gym attire. I should get a Gold Medal in eye contact after those 15 minutes.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!