41. "No, because like you, I'm incredulous at the mere thought. " In response to In response to 31
The act of wearing a hate indoors generates cataclysms of biblical proportions, all because innocent people are forced to....to....to....uh..... well.... I mean, I know this *sounds* silly but trust me, this is serious…. people are forced to….. see a person wearing a hat while surrounded by walls and a roof.
The ensuing chaos is nothing short of devastating.
Babies spontaneously combust and those who don't are eaten alive by high ranking political leaders.
Women develop ovarian cancer in droves while male sperm counts nosedive.
Teenage girls commit suicide in mass numbers and all the boys turn queer.
Rivers turn to blood, locusts consume crops, and nuclear missiles launch on the order of newly sentient defense networks.
When someone wears a hat indoors it’s a fucking global bloodbath and I share your fears. That's why I'm glad we're all voting Trump.