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Subject: "just when you think OKP has covered all possibilities of"
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astralblak
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20029 posts
Tue Mar-22-16 12:25 AM
67. "just when you think OKP has covered all possibilities of"
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no one says or does that, OKP is like, think again!
i'm in tears
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do you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise?
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Kwesi
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Mon Mar-21-16 09:50 AM
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the flush is louder which negates any noise saving.
BigJazz
Mar 21st 2016
1
Only if I'm on the phone
DJPoke
Mar 21st 2016
2
this my favorite answer.
Kwesi
Mar 21st 2016
60
That was in The Last Emperor
Teknontheou
Mar 21st 2016
3
yes
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
4
If someone's sleeping I do
veritas
Mar 21st 2016
5
nah but i aim my dookie if i'm not home
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
6
bro, what the fuck.
Kwesi
Mar 21st 2016
7
people gotta clean that shit.
Kwesi
Mar 21st 2016
8
if its soft enough to stain its soft enough to be washed away when flush...
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
14
evidently we not considering the greater good. Asslow's hierarchy
poetx
Mar 22nd 2016
70
add a wad of toilet paper to the bowl to prevent the splash
BigJazz
Mar 21st 2016
10
i do that in public but not in people's crib unless i'm flushing multipl...
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
12
bruh, the fact you got this all figured out is hilarious
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
33
right? and i have so many questions now
tex
Mar 21st 2016
35
i'm super regular...i go about 4x a day
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
37
hol up...padding the water in a public toilet is basic stuff
Cenario
Mar 22nd 2016
73
huh? how?
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
11
just rock ya body as its coming out and fling it against the bowl
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
15
jesus christ
Utamaroho
Mar 21st 2016
16
logs out (literally)
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
22
liar
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
38
you missed it. logs out - shit coming out.
Kwesi
Mar 21st 2016
40
i did and didnt
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
41
take me! lmao
ThaTruth
Mar 21st 2016
46
lofl. exactly. what the fuck did i just read
astralblak
Mar 21st 2016
65
You just video gamed your shit...
Paps_Smear
Mar 21st 2016
18
O_o
KiloMcG
Mar 21st 2016
19
Ol Kegels booty ass nigga
DJPoke
Mar 21st 2016
20
lol
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
21
Wait so you do all this
sectachrome86
Mar 21st 2016
23
Nigga tarzaning his doo doo
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
25
lmao.. this type of info
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
24
now you see why i used to post "some ya'll niggas is weird"
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
39
bruh- practice? lol
tex
Mar 21st 2016
31
can't even imagine the disappointment when it misses
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
32
try to imagine the training montage
tex
Mar 21st 2016
36
dude is booty plopping to Rhianna
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
51
Lmao
Mgmt
Mar 22nd 2016
68
lmao. eatin all kindsa meat while training for the super bowl.
poetx
Mar 22nd 2016
71
y'all mf's got people coming to my cubicle to see if I'm ok, lmao
ThaTruth
Mar 21st 2016
48
whet lol
queenie
Mar 21st 2016
57
Nah I just put the toilet seat papers all in the water.
-DJ R-Tistic-
Mar 21st 2016
27
Lmfao fam
MeshaMeesh
Mar 21st 2016
61
CRINE
ShinobiShaw
Mar 22nd 2016
72
no, but i pee on the side of urinals to prevent splash back
seasoned vet
Mar 21st 2016
9
i thought that was a given. People are out here peeing straight into uri...
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
17
thanks okp. now i don't feel so weird.
Utamaroho
Mar 21st 2016
13
peeing on the side of the toilet creates that splatter action though
illEskoBar221
Mar 21st 2016
26
Agreed.
denny
Mar 21st 2016
28
You pee sitting down?
Amritsar
Mar 21st 2016
29
2 Birds with one rock action
FILF
Mar 21st 2016
56
looking like ray charles singing on the crapper
tex
Mar 21st 2016
58
or Stevie Wonder sitting sideways.
denny
Mar 21st 2016
59
jesus come back!!!
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
34
lmao
ThaTruth
Mar 21st 2016
45
LMAO man are you in jail?
Paps_Smear
Mar 21st 2016
47
I work night shifts.
denny
Mar 21st 2016
52
he is a white canadian with a Black SO = yes
legsdiamond
Mar 21st 2016
53
Hell nah, I aim to make the most noise
flipnile
Mar 21st 2016
30
niggas really do believe anything they read on the internet smh.
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
42
newman!
Kwesi
Mar 21st 2016
43
piss to the side = less splashing
My_SP1200_Broken_Again
Mar 21st 2016
44
are we talking urinal or toilet?
ThaTruth
Mar 21st 2016
49
i was def talking about toliet
Cenario
Mar 21st 2016
50
well this was fun
GriftyMcgrift
Mar 21st 2016
54
okps stay talkin shit...
BigJazz
Mar 21st 2016
55
AYO, KEISHA!!!!! Do that thang...
poetx
Mar 21st 2016
62
Lol I see what you did
Mgmt
Mar 22nd 2016
69
https://media2.giphy.com/media/r3nVdvaeoWvPW/200_s.gif
poetx
Mar 21st 2016
63
dude
tex
Mar 21st 2016
64
youre all some weirdos...smh
guru0509
Mar 22nd 2016
66
basically...
ThaTruth
Mar 22nd 2016
75
A+ post would read again
ShinobiShaw
Mar 22nd 2016
74
this is the type of premium content that keeps me coming back
Government Name
Mar 22nd 2016
76
they got a gadget for that:
BigJazz
Mar 22nd 2016
77
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