b/c my asshole hurts.

if the ONLY problem i'm having is a painful anus then i don't suspect rape b/c i know if i'd been raped i'd have other problems. like i'd probably have sore muscles probably in my legs and maybe my back. i'd also expect some bruising probably on my thighs and maybe in other places. i'd expect to find some dirt on odd parts of my body considering we're out in the woods somewhere camping. i'd also expect to find some wetness around my anus or some dried fluid. i'd expect my clothes to be either torn or disheveled since i probably didn't sleep in the nude out there. also since i probably didn't clean out before i went to sleep i'd expect to find some feces smeared probably on my clothing and likely on my skin too.

so yeah...if all i've got is a painful anus i'm going to tell the homie that i need to go see a doc when we get back to town. or maybe i wouldn't b/c i don't think my homie needs to know that i probably have hemorrhoids or whatever.

fuck you.