#car horns blaring incessantly for no reason #corpse by the side of the road & no one cares #random madman or rabid dog gives chase #crippled men on makeshift skateboards beggin 4 money while praying 4 u #you pay rent 2 yrs in advance #you feign outrage to avoid paying bus fare #you hop on a bus and bombarded with a "righteous" sermon #your all too familiar with the words "coup" & "subsidy" #the police will hop in YOUR ride to get u cited at the station #you call the police and they tell u to come get them cus their cars have no gas #you avoid pedestrian bridge to risk life & limbs by running across highway.. meanwhile youre pissed cus motorists arent stopping