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SimplyHannah
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Tue May-19-15 11:58 AM

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"Fixing your able bodied man a plate..."


  

          

Why is this a thing? Or is it mostly a southern thing? Men do you expect your significant other to make you a plate? Women is this something that you've been taught? Lol

  

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Fixing your able bodied man a plate... [View all] , SimplyHannah, Tue May-19-15 11:58 AM
 
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*checks calendar* yep, right on time.
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lol
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mmmhhhhhm
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lol
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Here we god damned go again
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Im just asking a question lol
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RE: LMAO
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crine!
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Nice loaded subject title
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it's cute.
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I can dig it
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I agree
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well-said
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not quite the same thing, lol...
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      Fuck whatever your bitch ass has to say about anything, ho.
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           #IJS
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                Fuck whatever your bitch ass has to say about anything, ho.
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It's a complete non-issue...
May 19th 2015
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Any chick that voluntarily makes another chick's man a plate
May 19th 2015
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mother in law? auntie? m'sayin....
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      Aint nobody talking about them
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now that's trouble
May 21st 2015
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in a healthy relationship this happens from time to time
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NO
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It's not an expectation, but it's greatly appreciated
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RE: It's not an expectation, but it's greatly appreciated
May 19th 2015
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sometimes when you care about someone....
May 19th 2015
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just in time for summer!
May 19th 2015
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same reason we hold doors open for able bodied women
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^^^
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in a nutshell.
May 19th 2015
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i'm surprised the right answer took this long to show up...
May 19th 2015
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*waits for another rebuttal*
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this works.
May 19th 2015
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act of chivalry, not courtesy
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SHOCKINGLY simple, well reasoned answer.
May 19th 2015
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Proceed Governor
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is this still a thing though?
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no i wouldn't...but i'm not gonna (routinely) open a door and allow
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      pretty much, i look at dudes that go through first sideways.
May 20th 2015
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pretty much.
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but do men REALLY
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honestly....no..but me myself personally...i'm used to it
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      it aint that serious but ..
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"My nigga!"(c)Denzel
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we are talking at a bbq right? not regular dinner at home
May 19th 2015
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tangent: ladies and kids go first in line at the BBQ
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RE: tangent: ladies and kids go first in line at the BBQ
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RE: tangent: ladies and kids go first in line at the BBQ
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exactly
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depends on how many oldheads are there
May 19th 2015
NOPE, That's always been the way I've seen it.
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exactly...which makes this post that much more odd
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never in my life have i been to a bbq where that happens
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Because Chivalry ain't dead and neither are real women.
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What is a "real woman"?
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      Are you really asking this?
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      Yes Jerome, I am.
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           😂 Really?
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                so if a woman teaches young ladies
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                     So, you want to take the narrow absolute road approach?
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                          Lol...nah that's what you are doing.
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                               Your Opinion is like 1 in 10 trillion. We're cool doe.
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                                    You really just refuse to proof read your posts before posting them ..
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                                         I know. I need to stop being lazy.. I'm bad.
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      RE: What is a "real woman"?
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i hope to never be in a competitive relationship
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RE: i hope to never be in a competitive relationship
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DUDE
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      right. i feel like i'm in bizzaro world
May 19th 2015
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           That DOES make you an oddball to alotta ppl on here tho.
May 20th 2015
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RE: Fixing your able bodied man a plate...
May 19th 2015
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post jack why should we still give women engagement rings?
May 19th 2015
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because its part of the trilogy
May 19th 2015
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if the man is keeping the lights on, paying for the food
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Dudes with bomb dick aint even gotta ask.
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      but you don;'t like sex
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           That's y'all's story, not mine.
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                you dont even like fixing your man a plate. i could only imagine
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                     I give hand jobs instead
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                          hand jobs are wastes of time.
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                          HJ's? ole middle school ass nigga
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                               Baby steps, my friend
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                                    I'm not aware. Are you a virgin?
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                                    Yep.
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                                    you taking a cab home if you tried that shit.
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                                         Chances of me even looking directly at it are slim to none.
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                                              stay single my friend! -Dos Equis
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                                                   It honestly sounds better than anal sex and making plates.
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                                                   I have a sneaky suspiscion you can't cook
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                                                   did you notice? we're being trolled.
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                                                   did you notice? we're being trolled.
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                                                        you think I'm taking this seriously?
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                                                   if we're gettin' anal...we don't even wanna leave the
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                                                        lmao
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                                                   LOFL
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Selective southern gallantry is trés interesting.
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DO NOT IGNORE THIS REPLY
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lol
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quite Crennelian
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I don't have all of the answers Sway.
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I'm saying. The question itself isn't crazy. The source makes it strange
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very CONVENIENTLY traditional values.
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damn
May 19th 2015
My white dude!
May 21st 2015
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honestly, i'd rather fix my own damn plate.
May 19th 2015
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that too.
May 19th 2015
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that's where i'm at. i don't mind making you a plate
May 19th 2015
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^^^
May 19th 2015
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"I just got you a little of everything"
May 19th 2015
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a real woman knows exactly what her man wants
May 19th 2015
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all jokes aside, this is true
May 19th 2015
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not necessarily. i may like all the shit on the spread, but only
May 19th 2015
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A good woman knows you aren't in the mood for a burger
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haha, now good women are mind readers.
May 19th 2015
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I always asks first...
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      STEPH IS GOOD!!!
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my wife knows exactly what I want
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      LMAO..nigga be in line eating while making his plate
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      ohh my... bwhahaha
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      "..IF YOU'D HAVE LET ME HAVE THE SALT..."
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this is kinda true (minus the 'real' woman part)
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real men fix their own plates
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      RE: real men fix their own plates
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i like the appearance of it. it's proper.
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Good point! It is quite proper.
May 19th 2015
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I'll fix his plate, serve him first (before kids) & wait on him to eat
May 19th 2015
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my lady does this waits for me to take the first bite thing
May 19th 2015
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so does mine... she will wait for me to sit before eating
May 19th 2015
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lol hilarious
May 19th 2015
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I actually do this :-/ i never start eating till the person(s) with me
May 19th 2015
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      yeah i think i do too so when she does it it throws me off
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i serve the kids first then him
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We do the same. We plate the children, men, and then ourselves.
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i don't get why its an issue or cause for debate
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right?
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it's not. this individual thinks special thoughts.
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i wish it were just her.
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PLATE MAKERS... LMAO
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it might be plate fixers now that im thinking about it but
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      I blame Oprah
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<<< PLATE MAKER FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFEE
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haha, that is hilarious.
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this is that sick-sad-world steeze
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i def took several steps back from the group when i saw that
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Ok, I'm really glad it's not just me...
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RE: i wish it were just her.
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nah fam, this post gets made at least twice a spring and summer.
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Oh I set Twitter on fire a few years ago when I said it's easier to get
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do you genuinely believe that?
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I'm gonna say this...it's a combo of things
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      I don't trust a woman who can't cook
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      i hate that i firmly believe in this too :'(
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           what's to hate? that shit is unacceptable.
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      point of order tho
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      Yeah for sure. As said, it's been different in the South
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           haha, kale is good, fam. eat it with your pork chop.
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                Folks with gobble some turnip, mustard and collard greens...
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                     Nahhhh they're typically prepared waaaaaay different
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                          Lol, I'm just sayin they don't have to be prepared different.
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      i live in the south and it's damn true
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           having kids =/= not single
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                if you got kids you aint single to me.
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                     thats to you.
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                          kids are side pieces that you know about...
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lmao
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hahaha, that shit classic. n/m
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likelihood of this also happening is slim
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yo, do you even like men?
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      They're nice to have around some times
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           You know what, this makes complete sense.
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                Contrary to popular belief its actually not that bad dating me.
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                     you need more people
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                     lol dating you sounds like a nightmare
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nah see seem like the 'but he pees from there type'
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Mostly for single ppl, I think.
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Some divorced folks in here too yammering on
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      whether you win the war or not you are still a vet
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           If they lost the war then why would I use their tactics?
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                who the hell suggest losing tactics?
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.
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because when dudes EXPECT it, rather than taking it as a kind gesture
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      Exactly
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isn't a big deal unless it's a 100% of the time thing
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shit, a Latino walks into his house
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#facts
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LOL...Basically
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Lol yes
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lol haha
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Bwahahahaha!
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can confirm
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FACTS
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i get my own plate 90% of the time, but it is nice when she just brings
May 19th 2015
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i always fix his plate.....i would NOT have it otherwise
May 19th 2015
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Now that's love
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high five!
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all ya'll plate fixers....do you ever get food cooked for you??
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if I'm cooking I'm fixing
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yep.
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I cook 95% of the time, but even if I'm at a gathering elsewhere
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if he cooks, he serves me
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all the time...and sometimes the guy makes my plate and sometimes I
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when he cooks, he fixes my plate
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that's a direct contradiction to your previous statement tho.
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      bam
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Yes and he will make my plate for me
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I don't want my plate fixed. It's a setup for something down the line.
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ole Good Will Hunting ass nigga....
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Fellas: If your girl makes your plate wrong, what do you do?
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I look at it, then look at her like she is crazy
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playfully/romantically feed her some potato salad
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eat it.
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what the hell is wrong with people man? lolsmh
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      they be making shit WAY too complicated. :(
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      You're going to eat some stuff you don't want? For why?
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           to complete the circle of reciprocal appreciation
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                ole eat anything to make her happy ass nigga
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      they are fucn confused. i swear our gen is the most
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           what's confusing is eating some shit you don't like
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she should know your food idiosyncrasies
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I'm a say sump'n (c) Gary Owen....so she get it right next time
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Yo that Gary Owen bit with the chitlins. Comedy Gold
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if she make it wrong then she aint the one.
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This is where it's really easy to deal with me...
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I've seen a lot of I fix my man a plate vs
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rolled up in the post like:
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WHEN I GET A MAN....
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Aint no one in here said that.
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      http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1967611/harlem-nights-o.gif
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A sneak disser that's the shit I don't like (c)
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I'm a little upset no one else caught it.
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Oh it was cold
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!!!!
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Damn! Dude just dropped the #actualfactuals on 'em
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I dont expect it, and I'll even make her a plate around family
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first time I brought my wife around the fam when we dated
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haha, they were wrong for that
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those same 2 women are her favorites now...
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      good shit. guess they broke her in properly.
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LMFAO @ dat whole shit!
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my cousin brought her white boyfriend to thanksgiving
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      LOL
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damn. it's part of the process tho
May 20th 2015
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I fucked around and tried to be nice & fix her plate in front of family....
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      Shit. All this shit sounds difficult!
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what man "expects" that in 2015?
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feminine thug
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^^^tryna get your face on the Feminist $20 Bill^^^
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No head. No anal. Not fixing your mans plate
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RE: No head. No anal. Not fixing your mans plate
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some men value women for things other then what they offer sexually
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Indeed. But do you value men for what they offer - non-financially?
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Why wouldn't I?
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      They get that hand on the fat crayon
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      LOL @ fat crayon....+1
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           I can't even front, I laughed my fuckin' ass off at dat reply!
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      apologies - perhaps I had an inaccurate perception
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           RE: apologies - perhaps I had an inaccurate perception
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and yet, you still wont bring him a plate. smh
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      Lol and no where in here did I say I wasn't fixing him a plate.
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y'all are drawling in here
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You guys keep dossier's on what she has said in the past, huh
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      nah just have a working memory lol
May 21st 2015
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My experience is that is just life lol...
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opening doors and paying for dinner for able bodied women
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Because patriarchy
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      Man come on. You know Y'ALLLL wouldn't let us just stop that!!!
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           sure you could..
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                lol going dutch makes them desperate?
May 24th 2015
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I swear fo' egyptian gods, SH be experimenting
May 19th 2015
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Cenario summed it up perfectly
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No he didn't.
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      nah, that shit was perfect... needs to be a meme
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Id like to thank everyone for making this post possible.
May 19th 2015
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For me, it was a reflection of us eating together as a family...
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thats pretty much how it went
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And it really ain't that big of a deal cuz the ga damn kids gonna eat fi...
May 19th 2015
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again as long as it isn't a thing
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kinda of just something that happens in the process
May 20th 2015
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https://twitter.com/lowkeyuhtn/status/600851606830194688
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Sucking your able bodied man's dick
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Well, do you?
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RE: Sucking your able bodied man's dick
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      https://media.giphy.com/media/10RrvZ3MT4EIE/giphy.gif
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      a form of what the fuck???
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      does not compute
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      troll on, troll on...
May 21st 2015
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Is something you should do outta love for him.
May 20th 2015
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I refuse to believe that women are this thirsty
May 20th 2015
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      this is how other women get chose..
May 21st 2015
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           I guess fam
May 21st 2015
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                well, it gives you more time to come all that hair.
May 21st 2015
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I ALWAYS fix my man or date's plate. Yes, tradition.
May 20th 2015
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Just know, the Plate that you won't fix is being made by another woman
May 20th 2015
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And shes single because?
May 20th 2015
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      Cause he gotta show face around his family/girl since it's Wednesday.
May 20th 2015
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      From single to side piece
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           Lolol
May 20th 2015
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      You keep telling yourself that, right before he ask for his keys back
May 20th 2015
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           What you talking about?
May 21st 2015
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                Stop Fronting and fix the dang plate
May 25th 2015
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expert trolling, S(M)H, 300 replies and growing.
May 20th 2015
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dawg she is the queen of this shit
May 20th 2015
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I'm good off that, but I enjoy her performance art
May 21st 2015
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smh, I know you ain't tring to take a lil credit up in here
May 21st 2015
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      lemme get a lil' legs, others did work too
May 21st 2015
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At this point I'm not sure she isn't an Alias. She's too good at this...
May 21st 2015
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this shit is interesting from a (South) Asian -American view...lol
May 20th 2015
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man, this explains so much, thanks fam.
May 21st 2015
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Lmmfao
May 21st 2015
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      I was concerned for a few but this calmed my nerves.
May 21st 2015
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           lol what?
May 21st 2015
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                Whose food is bland????
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                     ;)
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                     bland = not drowning in curry
May 21st 2015
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OKP really is your little peephole into black America isn't it. Holy s...
May 22nd 2015
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if a man caters to me i will cater to him
May 21st 2015
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To be honest this is how it should be
May 21st 2015
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I told yall NO but you didnt listen
May 21st 2015
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I don't expect her to or ask but she just does it anyway
May 21st 2015
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hmm
May 21st 2015
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So.... The single, anal sex having plate fixers
May 21st 2015
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free spirits
May 21st 2015
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i'm gay so it doesn't count.
May 21st 2015
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Youre also not apart of the single woman shaming brigade
May 21st 2015
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      who is shaming single women?
May 22nd 2015
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killing an insect/rodent for your able bodied woman.
May 22nd 2015
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AMEN
May 25th 2015
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anal sex isnt a dealbreaker, but I believe you also said no to head
May 24th 2015
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      RE: anal sex isnt a dealbreaker, but I believe you also said no to head
May 24th 2015
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           it's like not studying and asking why you dont have a 4.0
May 24th 2015
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                Not really
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                     this post is about making plates
May 25th 2015
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I fix his plate when I cook, he fixes mine when he cooks...
May 23rd 2015
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Your avatars RARELY disappoint.
May 24th 2015
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I fix plates.
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333
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I fix my own food... period..
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