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PoppaGeorge
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22. "not counting the wife"
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"lil momma" - 4'8" or 4'9" tall, dark chocolate, with a body from hell. Met her on the freight. Used to see her on there all the time. One day I'm leaving work and wound up at the back of the bus with her right next to me. I had just printed out some cassette J-cards for my demo tape at Kinko's and was going over them when she asked about 'em. She wound up at my crib later that evening and didn't leave until the next day.

"Nurse Dorothy" - 5'11, kinda thick, OK body. Met her through a friend. Chick I knew wanted to get with my roomate so I introduced 'em. She said we should all go to the hot tub spot and she had a friend she would bring along for me. Hot tub, lil liquor and wine, and we wound up back at her place. She's the Fuck Buddy I talked about on here before where we were "seeing each other" for nearly 3 years before she started whining about "how come we never go out on dates?".

"stupid" - 5'6" tall, athlete's body (she ran track in high school). Met her at the titty bar she worked at. She came up to me for a lap dance, I declined at first. She came back around and we kicked it until the next song started. Turned out we vibed on a lot of shit. Got my dance from her and kicked it a bit more, she asked for my number and I threw it to her. A year later we were engaged. A year after that we broke up. A year after that I was in the delivery room for the birth of who I thought was my daughter. Three years later a state-ordered DNA test determined that there was a 0.0000% chance of the child being mine. She's the broad I told y'all lived next door to me and I didn't speak to her after the DNA test.


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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Where and/or how did you meet the last three people you dated? [View all] , -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri May-08-15 12:59 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
The last date I went on was a dude I met from Twitter.
May 08th 2015
1
match dot com and okp
May 08th 2015
2
work, online, school
May 08th 2015
3
work/school/lounge. the bulk of my single days were b4 the internet era
May 08th 2015
4
School, mutual friend, mutual friend
May 08th 2015
5
Mutual friend (wife), mutual friend, bar (she was the bartender)
May 08th 2015
6
twitter/ig. best dating tools ever based on quality/quantity.
May 08th 2015
7
Really? That's a real thing?
May 08th 2015
13
especially ig
May 08th 2015
14
      wait...you cant even send direct msgs on IG...can you?
May 08th 2015
16
           yes
May 08th 2015
19
bar, dance club, dance club.
May 08th 2015
8
Work, Tinder, Mutual Friends.
May 08th 2015
9
Met my wife on the mean streets of VCU campus Cary St.
May 08th 2015
10
A Poetry Set, OKP, College Campus nm
May 08th 2015
11
Bar, Tinder, Mutual Friends.
May 08th 2015
12
tinder, mutual friend, work
May 08th 2015
15
Here's a dick pic to hold you over
May 08th 2015
17
      cheers mate
May 08th 2015
21
Facebook, a party, okp
May 08th 2015
18
Not toooo surprising so far...well a little. My three would be:
May 08th 2015
20
What the f....you got some stories tho
May 08th 2015
25
      *hangs head in shame* Yeah... I got a few.
May 08th 2015
31
All three have to do with singing.
May 08th 2015
23
lol, what got you so tough into singing? I'm curious.
May 08th 2015
26
      My dad always sang growing up. Had a massive record collection.
May 08th 2015
27
okc, okc, work
May 08th 2015
24
Penn shuttle bus
May 08th 2015
28
Middle school Chat line College n/n
May 08th 2015
29
Homecoming, Twitter and Twitter
May 08th 2015
30
Met the chick im dating now at a concert through random convo.
May 08th 2015
32
Sister of a friend, random meeting, bowling league
May 08th 2015
33
The gym, The Club, Tinder
May 11th 2015
34
RE: Where and/or how did you meet the last three people you dated?
May 11th 2015
35
grocery store/mutual friend/???
May 11th 2015
36
okp, we went to school together and we went to school together
May 11th 2015
37
Tinder, work, Instagram...
May 11th 2015
38
college, bar, airport.
May 12th 2015
39
club, school, work
May 12th 2015
40
Friend's sis, volunteering, college
May 12th 2015
41
Been with the wife for 16 years but before then...
May 12th 2015
42
college/OkP.....bar.....wedding
May 12th 2015
43
long term friend turned GF, work, alleyoop from cuz
May 12th 2015
44
work (we're married now)/work/friend of a person i worked with
May 12th 2015
45
Work/ Ok-Cupid/ Ok-Cupid
May 12th 2015
46
WHAT?! No Street Hollars?!?!
May 12th 2015
47
I those protestations are largely philosophical.
May 12th 2015
49
      yeah
May 12th 2015
50
Online/Online/Known my entire life
May 12th 2015
48
from current to last...school/ mutual friend/ school
May 12th 2015
51
club, work, club
May 12th 2015
52
RE: Where and/or how did you meet the last three people you dated?
May 12th 2015
53

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