The Wordsmith Member since Aug 13th 2002 17070 posts
Thu Apr-09-15 10:27 AM
"Fellas. Ever had a fast tail try to hit on you?"
I'm aiming at dudes because we get the stigma of being predators around young girls even when we're not the type to mess with under aged folks. Women pretty much gotta be in the act of screwing around with the under aged before people trip and even then the guilt is looked at on an individual basis.
Alright, fellas, I know all of y'all had to deal with a young chick or two trying to flirt. I'm talking about the girls from 11, 12, 13, 14, and so on who were trying to get their grown woman on. How many of you had to dip, not from temptation but because you didn't want anyone to even THINK you were entertaining the bull?
I had just remembered how on the night I got married, this young chick who looked to be maybe 13 or 14 tried to flirt. The Mrs. and I were at a hotel and I went to go get some ice. I noticed there were a group of people who were in town for a family reunion. While getting ice, Lil' fast girl said "hi". I thought nothing of it and returned the gesture and continued on my mission. How about on my way back to the room, ol' girl started asking me little flirty questions? I started thinking " Oh hell naw. This chick is tryna get me cased up". I kept it moving straight to the room because the last thing I needed is for someone to look at me like I'm the one being foul. I didn't even give ol' girl much in eye contact just to ensure it can be known that I'm innocent. All of this despite the fact that there truly weren't any folks nearby that could witness the very limited interaction. Still, I wasn't trying to deal with that situation.
What a oit you fellas? What stories do y'all have?