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5) badu. She would demand to DJ. Drink all the punch, then pass out on a pile of coats in one of the kids bedrooms.
4) Oprah. Dope house warming gifts. #williamssonoma
3) ?uest. I mean cmon. Neo soul jam session in the living room. All he would want is some cupcakes and to help alphabetize the CDs. Unlike badu he would be questioning whether he should DJ, write a 30 page long explanation about how he felt about not djing and be weird and self conscious in the corner. #90s
2) throwback dick gregory. Easily in the top 10 Black people of all time. Ok....top 25. Easily.