39. "LOL...My Wife Is Puerto Rican" In response to In response to 28 Tue Mar-10-15 11:15 AM by RexLongfellow
And I had an instance where I had a friend (long before I met wifey), she came with friend of hers and was crying over a dude. They got drunk at my house and fell asleep in my bed at 10pm. I'm in the next room playing GTA and wifey unexpectedly comes through...she goes in the next room to see 2 thick drunk white women asleep in the waterbed.
Needless to say, I had to argue until the cows came home to convince her I didn't do anything (which I didn't). But the truth looked suspect like shit