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Deadzombie
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17. "... keep thinking I'm a sucka. "
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this how it went:

yep it was snowing. cold as shit outside. ice on the ground.

the delivery guy seemed young, nosey and disheveled.

he was a pudgy Asian guy, and tried to look in the house at the TV.

he acted like whatever was on TV at the time was hypnotizing, like he ain't never seen 'just dance video game' before.

he tried to act like the pizzas were so heavy. he needed to come in the get his bearings.

he says, kinda in a huff, 'can I just come in?'

I immediately say, 'for what?!'. Hand him the money and grab the pies out the sleeve, and left him looking stupid.

that was the first time.

the second time it was sort of the same circumstance. he asked again, 'can I come in?', as if the pizza was just too much to handle. hit him with another 'for what?!?', grabbed the pizza. closed the door.

in the end I think the guy is a creep. not sure which kind, cause I ain't trying to find out. he also liked to stay parked outside the house for at least seven minutes after he left my door.

  

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do delivery people come into your home when they drop off food? [View all] , Deadzombie, Tue Mar-03-15 09:33 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
how he insist?
Mar 03rd 2015
1
Nope. They all stand outside on the porch.
Mar 03rd 2015
2
nah ..I mean why?
Mar 03rd 2015
3
the only time I came in the crib was when I was selling greenery
Mar 03rd 2015
4
you not insisting shit. but if the elements are extreme, i look out
Mar 03rd 2015
5
what? why?
Mar 03rd 2015
6
no.
Mar 03rd 2015
7
i had a dude invite me in from my paper route once...in his underwear
Mar 03rd 2015
8
he on that Herbert steez. yikes.
Mar 03rd 2015
9
^^^ had John Herbert as a customer
Mar 03rd 2015
10
insist? fam, you need to puff your chest out or somethin'
Mar 03rd 2015
11
My house has a 2nd door
Mar 03rd 2015
12
i don't even like leaving my door open when i gotta go back to get
Mar 03rd 2015
13
It's usually against company policy to go in.
Mar 03rd 2015
14
figures that would happen...
Mar 04th 2015
15
where u used to live, they wouldn't even come into the building
Mar 04th 2015
16
fuk no
Mar 04th 2015
18
How does he make it into your house?
Mar 04th 2015
19
Only the sexy ones.
Mar 04th 2015
20
^^ Will do anything for a Klondike bar.
Mar 04th 2015
21
Bow chicka wowowowow n/m
Mar 04th 2015
24
side: I had a dude come to my door at like 9 last night with a pizza
Mar 04th 2015
22
What kind of dog?
Mar 04th 2015
23
<--- has fantasies like that
Mar 04th 2015
27
lol in NY you gotta come to the car, and sit in the passenger seat.
Mar 04th 2015
25
Nah we handle business in the foyer (during winter)
Mar 04th 2015
26

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