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Was messing with this chick (a capital "H" o). She ends up pregnant. He claims it ain't his (tho he admitted dropping a load in her, lol). FFWD about a year, and they are no contact with each other. Chick goes on a tour with the baby, randomly dropping in on his mom & siblings on some "I just wanted you to meet your new grandson/nephew."
I tuned out at that point, because I had a lot of drama going on in my own life at the time.