the toucher: ALWAYS wanted to touch something with her grubby little fingers. i was doign work at my desk one day and she just started rubbign my head talking about "ooh your hair so wavy". another time she had takien off her sock and shoe in her cubicle... put her foot in her lap, and was rubbing her bare foot. then leaned forward on it, til it popped and she said "There it is!"

the announcer: i'd walk in from lunch and she'd go "OOOH, LAY'Z GOT MCDONALD'S!" ...""OH PIZZA TODAY!"..... "LAY'S GOT A SALAD"...or if i'm a few minutes late tryna sneak in to my cubicle "GOOD MORNING, LAY!"

Swampfoot: dude sat in the cubicle behind me. I could always tell when he took his shoes off...you could smell them. every one in a 5 desk radius could....but he couldn't. his chair also smelled like "stale grimey butt" ...i stayed after work one day, and SOAK his chair in lysol spray before i left for the night.




"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,