i've felt quite a few and honestly they were none too pleasant. i go more for shape and texture than size (the "I'm white" option in the poll, perhaps).

i dated a girl briefly, for about three weeks, who had really well-done breast and ass implants. she had been married to an older guy who took good care of her before she bailed with her kid. she made it work for sure. she also had a beautiful face and a pussy like a brick oven. so if i were judging on that experience alone, i'd give a thumbs up, but i have seen a lot at strip joints and shit that look/feel like the broad stole a couple of overinflated Spaldings.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.