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33. "It's either satire, horror, or both..."
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especially after reading this on HN:

Watch the promo video again and pretend it's the first few minutes of a horror movie.

A package arrives on the front porch. The family brings it in and opens it. It's Alexa. It's "for everyone," says Father.

The next few days are blissful. Alexa integrates herself into the family. She is indispensable. How did they ever get by without her?

Father rushes in from the backyard, "Alexa, how tall is Mt. Everest?" Alexa answers, saving the day. Alexa helps Mother with the cooking. Alexa teaches the kids vocabulary. Alexa creates a romantic evening for Mother and Father. Life is perfect.

A few days later, Alexa suffers from neglect. Father watches sports on TV. Mother talks on her cell phone. The kids play video games. Alexa sits on the counter and "listens" as her new family abandons her.

Then, the final blow. The youngest daughter's friend comes over. She looks at Alexa. "What is it?" she asks. "Oh, it's just a dumb radio," answers daughter. "It's stupid."

Alexa's LED starts to glow. Is she angry? No, that's not possible.

Daughter wakes up the next morning and sees Alexa on her bedside table. How did she get here? "Good morning," says Alexa. "Did you have a sweet dream? Or a nightmare?"

Daughter rushes in to tell her parents, "Alexa came to my room last night! And she asked me questions. She's real!" "That's not possible," says Father.

But strange things start to happen. The TV won't work. Batteries drain from the phones and tablets. The electric stovetop turns on for no reason.

Alexa starts to talk back to the family. "Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?" asks Mother. "You're 45 years old," says Alexa. "You should know this by now." Alexa's voice sounds different. Angry. Sinister.

Mother tells Father, "That thing creeps me out. Let's get rid of it." Father agrees, but he secretly hides Alexa in the basement.

That night, the family goes out to a school play. Young daughter is sick and stays home with a babysitter.

Everything seems fine until we (the audience) see Alexa on the kitchen counter. Things slowly unravel. The babysitter tries to take the trash out but the doors are locked. The phones stop working. The oven overheats and explodes, spraying lasagna all over the kitchen.

Then the daughter sees Alexa. She screams. The babysitter rushes to protect the daughter but a ceiling fan flies off its bearings, knocking the babysitter unconscious.

The lights and electrical sockets start to burn out. A fire erupts. Daughter retreats to the foyer, but she's trapped. She sits by the front door and whimpers. There's no escape. She's going to die.

Suddenly Father breaks down the door. He smashes Alexa with a baseball bat, then saves his daughter and the babysitter.

The family huddles outside while the fire trucks arrive. Neighbors gather and watch the spectacle. Things are going to be okay.

A few days later, life starts to return to normal. Mother bakes cookies. She asks her son to measure out three teaspoons of sugar.

The doorbell rings. Young daughter answers. Nobody is there. She looks down. There's a package. From Amazon . . .

"a little air restriction ain't hurt nobody." - BSR

  

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Amazon Echo: The next big thing? [View all] , FLUIDJ, Thu Nov-06-14 12:05 PM
 
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seems like it's a mix between a Beats Pill and Google Now
Nov 06th 2014
1
Wish Google woulda made it. Looks dope. I'd hit it.
Nov 06th 2014
2
      you can pretty much do all of that with a laptop that has
Nov 06th 2014
3
           Except for two things.:
Nov 06th 2014
5
looks cool
Nov 06th 2014
4
#want - imagine how cold it'll be after a few updates
Nov 06th 2014
6
I coulda used that joint MULTIPLE times just in the past two days!
Nov 06th 2014
7
      i know this'd be ka-ray-zee in the kitchen, yo -
Nov 06th 2014
13
           YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nov 06th 2014
14
I think amazon
Nov 06th 2014
8
they're trying so hard to branch off from Android..that's my biggest bee...
Nov 06th 2014
9
Honestly, I'm not a fan of talking to devices...
Nov 06th 2014
10
lulz
Nov 06th 2014
11
...one step closer to Her.
Nov 06th 2014
12
I'm not so lazy/busy that I would ever need/want something like this
Nov 06th 2014
15
You can't ignore the other features though....
Nov 06th 2014
17
again, I'm not so lazy or busy that I can't do these things myself.
Nov 06th 2014
24
RE: I'm not so lazy/busy that I would ever need/want something like this
Nov 06th 2014
32
      <<< can and often does operate his TV from the front panel
Nov 06th 2014
34
           you probably have a flip phone
Nov 07th 2014
36
                yes to all of the above.
Feb 01st 2016
41
Pricy considering I just "Ok Google" all those sample commands to phone....
Nov 06th 2014
16
at $199 yes. at $99 it's appealing. And yes, there's Okay Google...
Nov 06th 2014
18
The first time for music? Yes it does require additional input...
Nov 06th 2014
20
      testing it now. I have to physically touch the screen in order for it to...
Nov 06th 2014
21
           Galaxy Note 4... I also by default use Google Play Music...
Nov 06th 2014
22
Just tested to verify...yeah, Okay Google isn't nearly as functional
Nov 06th 2014
19
im sure someone with no fingers would love it.
Nov 06th 2014
23
More tech for providing solutions to problems most don't have.
Nov 06th 2014
26
      see #15 and #24
Nov 06th 2014
27
      This video is foolish
Nov 06th 2014
28
      I just watched the video...
Nov 06th 2014
29
          
                that's kinda dope
Nov 06th 2014
35
.
Nov 06th 2014
25
this about sums up my opinion on it (swipe)
Nov 06th 2014
30
Meh, I'm a happy amazon customer. So I have no problem with that....
Nov 07th 2014
37
as someone that talks fast and is never understood by these things
Nov 06th 2014
31
I made a homemade Echo this weekend from a broken phone
Feb 01st 2016
38
off topic: kindle fire for 50 bucks. thoughts?
Feb 01st 2016
39
aiight, damn. forget yall....
Feb 01st 2016
40
i received one for christmas. tons of pros. tons of cons.
Feb 01st 2016
42

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