I think cats at pitchfork just look for shit to say about people. They are the typical critic type who don't take time to just sit back and enjoy the music. There is nothing wrong with having expectations of an artist, there is nothing wrong with saying you don't like something. But when you sit and go as far as to criticize the type of paper the artist used to write his verses on(they never did this, it's a joke), that kinda points to you just being a flat out miserable person