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20. "God No"
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Your average 'beatmaker' has the personality of cardboard and your average television viewer could not possibly care any less about 'beatmaking'

And imagine the premise for the show...follow some crusty antisocial recluse into a dirty record store owned by other crusty recluses and film said crusty recluses playing and rewinding playing and rewinding records until one is finally found

Then the camera follows crusty recluse beat digger back to his dirty pigsty of a crib for more filming of more detailed button pushing, rewinding, knob turning, and sitting, accompanied by silent awkward pauses which are only interrupted by heavy congested breathing, swallowing, and nonsense mumblings from crusty recluse to himself while he has tuned out the world in his headphones

Finally, the dirty little beat digger plays his shitty half assed beat that only sounds shittier to the viewer, as it is played through a t.v. with crappy speakers, not to mention it was distorted in the original recording...beatmaker nods his head, viewer scratches his, wondering 'why did i just waste 25 minutes of my life watching this shit?'

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you have sexually transmitted crazy mouth...DEALBREAKER!

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do you guys/girls think a reality show about beat makers will take off? [View all] , mrforbes, Mon Dec-18-06 08:15 PM
 
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RE: do you guys/girls think a reality show about beat makers will take o...
Dec 18th 2006
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no
Dec 18th 2006
2
RE: no
Dec 19th 2006
7
i think it be like all the other
Dec 18th 2006
3
RE: i think it be like all the other
Dec 18th 2006
4
      trust me, there's plenty of aspiring beatmakers
Dec 19th 2006
13
RE: do you guys/girls think a reality show about beat makers will take o...
Dec 18th 2006
5
shit prolly not, but id be interested in it
Dec 18th 2006
6
It will if I'm on there!
Dec 19th 2006
8
fccc 'reality' shows.
Dec 19th 2006
9
why wouldnt it take off? it would be hilarious on some idol shit...
Dec 19th 2006
10
i picture more like project runway
Dec 19th 2006
11
My initial though was that it could be tough to get women to watch
Dec 19th 2006
12
RE: do you guys/girls think a reality show about beat makers will take o...
Dec 19th 2006
14
i remember
Dec 20th 2006
15
RE:If it was someone who's
Dec 20th 2006
16
RE: do you guys/girls think a reality show about beat makers will take o...
Dec 20th 2006
17
yes it will
Dec 20th 2006
18
yes i do
Dec 21st 2006
19
lol @ "personality of cardboard"......
Dec 28th 2006
21
^I have the personality AND the talent.
Dec 29th 2006
22
your view of producers/production is a bit narrow
Dec 29th 2006
24
classic shit...
Dec 30th 2006
27
Producers are solitary beasts, too much so for something like that
Dec 29th 2006
23
I could steal people's beats and say they are mine for drama's sake.
Dec 29th 2006
25
      That's what I'm sayin--the action would be driven in that case
Dec 29th 2006
26
and then came Rhythm Roulette
May 10th 2017
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