I would have gone into Joel Silver's office, sat down in front of his desk, given him the finger, then told him there's no way in Hell I was going to make the Matrix into a trilogy.

But just like with the Warchowski Brothers,

he would've quickly offered me more money, and I would've made the same kind of bullshit that they made.

And when cats like me bitched about how terrible they were, I would just laugh and pop another bottle of crys.

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Shuggy