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Message Date |
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 i thought this was to announce a new karate kid movie... |
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May 30th 2008 | 1
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 Close |
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May 30th 2008 | 4
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| Gotta get that line right |
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May 30th 2008 | 2
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 Get 'em a bodybag! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH! |
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May 30th 2008 | 3
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| Whatever, dude. It must be take a worm for a stroll day! |
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May 31st 2008 | 6
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| We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the feeble. |
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May 31st 2008 | 7
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 You're the best... in toooown. so don't let people get you down |
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May 31st 2008 | 8
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| oops |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 19
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| RE: Whatever, dude. It must be take a worm for a stroll day! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 18
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| RE: Whatever, dude. It must be take a worm for a stroll day! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 22
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| I still say that any problem in life can be answered by sweeping the leg |
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May 30th 2008 | 5
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| lol! |
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May 31st 2008 | 15
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| I'll Check Back in Five (c) The Terminator |
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May 31st 2008 | 9
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| "Get your mangy mitts off me, you less than cleanly chimp!" |
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May 31st 2008 | 10
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| "When in doubt, feel free to turn to The Force" |
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May 31st 2008 | 11
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| If I told you the truth, you wouldn't be able to handle it! |
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May 31st 2008 | 13
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| If you build it, chances are, they'd come to check it out... |
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May 31st 2008 | 14
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| I feel the need... the need for massively increased velocity! |
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May 31st 2008 | 16
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| only steers and teh Gheys come from Texas private Cowboy |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 20
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| To be completely honest Scarlett, I could care less |
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May 31st 2008 | 17
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| This...is....MALTAAAAAAAAA (c) Leonidas |
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May 31st 2008 | 12
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| "Warriors... come out come out where ever you are!" |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 21
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| I'm going to do something very rude with that bat, and... and... |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 102
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| Do you like my speech?! Do you like my speech?! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 113
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| SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE FOSTER CHILDREN? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 271
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| Monday nights are good, Tuesday nights rock as well. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 281
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| why don't you just tie a pillow to your head |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 282
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| You do not want to refuse my offer |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 23
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| Leave the firearm, take the traditional Italian dessert. |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 24
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| i figured out it was you fredo. i'm so disappointed in you |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 25
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| DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT MY EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, DIANE! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 58
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| I wanna shoot you so bad, I have an erection |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 26
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| If I were, I would count the pock marks on her posterior |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 43
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| dude, you're so valuable and you don't even know it |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 27
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| Ever since youth, I had always wanted to be in organized crime. |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 30
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| now go home and get your box of shoe shine materials |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 28
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| the paw |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 289
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| Rosebloom (c) Charles Foster Kane |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 29
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| Buttocks to buttocks!! Buttocks to buttocks!!!! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 31
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| i'm LOL'in cuz i just saw this yesterday |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 215
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| I want you off my airplane! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 32
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| Are you feeling lucky? well are you, jerk? |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 33
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| I must win boxing contest against you |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 34
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| Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my exhaust! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 35
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| nevermind |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 285
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| *BOOOSH* |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 286
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| i love the napalm scent today |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 36
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| NEVER EXIT THE AQUATIC VESSEL!!!! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 44
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| CHARLIE DON'T SWIM!!! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 172
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| the whore. the whore. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 247
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| (best in post) |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 383
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| i see the deceased. |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 37
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| Either they're unsure, they feign ignorance, or they're unconcerned... |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 38
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| Excuse me...is there a problem to be had here? |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 41
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| You know you committed a logic error, yes? |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 45
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| The proverbial hunt has begun... and you're what's being hunted! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 59
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| You're acting like a little female dog right now |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 83
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| And who would this William Lump-Lump be now, eh? |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 92
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| "Dog, are you carying your firearm?" "Of course I am Caine" |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 99
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| I am....a...CIA Agent |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 39
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| Kaiser Sosa!! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 40
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| BRANDISH THE KEYS, YOU FELLATING LOVER OF MOTHERS! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 42
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| 1...2...3...4...5... I question Lee Harvey Oswald's sexuality! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 63
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| turn you upside down. turn you upside down realistically |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 65
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| Give the drugs to the handicapped person. Perhaps it was soothe him |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 129
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| Typical man of Italian descent. Brings cutlery to duel of pistols |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 130
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| I DRINK YOUR ROOT BEER FLOAT! I DRINK IT UNTIL IT IS GONE! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 46
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| you speakin' to me? you speakin' to me? |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 47
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| The enlarged penis is mine, so therefore I wish to have filmed sexual |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 48
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| We may have thrown the past away, but the past will return and say |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 49
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| Guess the coin toss correctly, oh, friend! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 50
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| RISE FROM YOUR SLUMBER!!!!!! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 51
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| pass the vagina, pass the vagina |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 250
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| When I invoke the name "Gamma," you respond with a homophobic slur |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 312
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| a man become pre-eminent, he is expected to have interests... |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 52
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| He makes it that one of yours is hurt, YOU PERHAPS KILL ONE OF HIS! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 57
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| I AM SHIVER, THE GOD OF DEF! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 53
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| King Kong can't hold a candle to me! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 54
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| There's no place like the crib, there's no place like the crib, there's ... |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 55
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| This is what happens when you have anal sex with strangers!! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 56
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| I am far too advanced in age for this foolishness. |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 60
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| We're going to need a larger ship |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 61
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| Mookie? Always make the morally correct decision. |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 62
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| D batteries, please |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 85
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| RE: D batteries, please |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 403
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| Ma..Ma..Ma.Ma Marcus, Ca..Ca..Ca..Carver |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 195
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| CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 64
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| i don't feel at all good about this |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 66
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| you can't deal with the truth! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 68
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| well I got her numba. how do you feel about apples? |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 67
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| panda bear fell on me |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 69
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| i'm ready for my close-up Dr. Boll |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 70
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| Zed has passed away, my dear. Zed has passed away. |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 71
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| Luuuke....who's yo daddy? |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 72
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| 1210 Megawatts?!!?? Great scott!! |
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Jun 01st 2008 | 73
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| "Make like a tree and split!" - Biff Tannen |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 80
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| He knocked you out man!! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 74
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| Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to inveigle me |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 75
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| I don't know about you guys, But Napalm smells damn fine... |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 76
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| Whenever I retire from crime, the temptation from fellow hoods returns..... |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 77
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| Is there a sign on my house that says dead african american storage? |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 78
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| "Coffee is for those capable of making successful sales!" |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 79
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| Have you ever danced with the devil on a rainy Tuesday morning? |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 81
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| A little song, a little dance. Batman's head in your pants |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 82
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| "where does he get those above average toys?" |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 88
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| Wait until they see what I'm capable of! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 91
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| Robert...weapon |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 93
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| I've become exhausted w/ all these gosh darned reptiles on this |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 84
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| In some ways, this town resembles a vagina, waiting to be intercoursed |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 86
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| Try not to perform oral sex on the way to the parking lot. |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 87
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| Today is my day off! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 115
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| Say Jim, thats one spiffy looking costume. Wooh! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 89
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| what i want is a hard target search of every gas station, waffle house..... |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 90
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| You're mistaken on the identity of my wife's killer being me! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 98
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| The prosthetically enhanced caucasian male!!! Search out the |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 178
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| No, seriously Luke...I'm your Dad. |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 94
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| Dude, either do it or don't... what's all this 'try' crap? LOLZ! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 95
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| I'm not really concerned what the odds are so I'd rather you not tell me |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 97
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| Man, I think your lack of faith is some bullshit.... |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 100
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| I feel like you don't really "get" the power of the shady side. |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 105
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| Killing lots of people doesn't make you the shit |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 189
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| James Bond is my name |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 96
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| speed walk, forest, speed walk!!! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 101
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| There are similarities between life and containers of candy |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 104
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| If things go well I might be showing her my orgasm face |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 103
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| Mmm...this IS a delectable chicken sandwich! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 106
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| It was two trollies: First one said "You see nothing except..." |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 107
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| LMAO, this was the best one |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 110
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| He is so not cool with his I Love Lucy haircut |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 112
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| That's that always-hold-a-grudge-gesture |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 145
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| We were not able to find anything using an Ace pick in the desert |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 108
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| Curtsy before Zod! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 109
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| I find high school girls attractive, because they are younger than me |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 111
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| Vatos Locos together! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 114
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| Do you know what they call a fillet-o-fish in Italy? |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 116
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| "YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 117
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| That carpet kinda brought the area together! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 118
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| No one fucks with the Buddha |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 119
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| Sit the fuck down, Donnie! |
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Jun 02nd 2008 | 120
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| It appears you have never played golf. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 128
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| Rather young children, dude. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 131
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| You're entering a world that isn't what I'd call 'comfortable.' |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 134
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| This is what happens when you screw a friend in the mouth! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 135
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| The Dude agrees |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 136
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| I'm going to seek out a device that dispenses money |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 146
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| We are not really concerned about anything Mr. Lebowski |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 148
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| just because we're in mourning doesn't make us gullible, sir... |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 153
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| Are these your study notes Billy? |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 165
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| Second graders, the Dude. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 190
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| ROSH HASHANAH! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 260
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| Imbecilles accompanied by female with nine total digits on her feet |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 291
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| i am the dolphin. i am the dolphin |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 315
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| you're in unfamiliar territory, Donnie. |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 326
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| You know what he does next? He fixes her drainpipe? |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 353
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| I can procure a lower appendage by 1500 hours...with colored paint |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 214
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| OVER THE BOUNDARY!!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 275
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| THIS IS A LEAGUE CONTEST, SLAPPY! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 328
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| Dude, mark it null |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 329
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| We're on a mission from Allah. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 121
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| You know, it's difficult out here for a female sex exploiter who employs |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 122
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| "that's what i like about the 15-18 year old girls.. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 123
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| The chapter on smelling fannies... you haven't gone past it. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 151
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| What we have here is failure to convey information |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 124
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| I feel like not having anything is a good hand of cards! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 133
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| Just let your Sooouuuul Shine baby..... |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 125
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| What does Silly Intercourse mean? |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 152
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| If his mother referred to him as Clay, than I shall do the same |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 155
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| we have a stringent anti-drug policy here at McDowell's... |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 156
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| Libidinous Cocoa Products!!!!! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 160
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| My name is apples & i'm real good, all the dj's want to touch my wood |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 164
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| We met in the portion of the lavratory designated for males |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 204
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| Rock-a-Bye, Infant! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 126
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| Play it again, Sal. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 127
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| Actually, nobody got the original right either. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 132
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| I think this is the beginning of a beautiful French dip. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 237
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| "Sure they kinda deserve to die, and I hope they fry in Hades" |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 137
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| Why are they called Nubians? |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 138
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| everyone please divert your attention to brad's supreme intellect! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 139
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| I really like this one, for some reason. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 141
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| UUUUUHHHH HUUUUUHHH Potatoes fried as the do in France |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 140
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| It's someone else's fault, William. It's someone else's fault. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 142
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| Sweep the ankle! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 143
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| How much u wanna bet I can throw your foot & my balls over that mountain... |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 144
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| You damn dirty primate, gett your hands off me! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 147
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| Don't just gaze at her buttocks. Dine on them. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 149
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| SHOW ME THE CURRENCY!! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 150
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| I do NOT agree with your sentiment, Mr Han, sir!!!!! |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 154
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| Dude, you come right out of a funnybook |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 157
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| I find that all Shantytowns seem to smell in a similar fashion. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 158
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| Boards will not strike you in return |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 159
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| Stop thinking about it...EXPERIENCE it... |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 161
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| Pay no attention, Jacob. I mean, it's Little China. |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 162
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| Perchance, did you suggest to Harpo to strike me? |
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Jun 03rd 2008 | 163
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| Wow...you are VERY unattractive... |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 169
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| it's going to precipitate on your cranium. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 256
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| Marriage. True Love. |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 166
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| My name is Indigo Mantaban. You've made my father deceased. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 222
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| Now rest... and dream of vastly overweight females. |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 310
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| A little toe wiggle is supposed to make me happy? |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 327
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| You've made one of the all-time mistakes. |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 352
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| Why don't you guys stop yellin... Anybody want a lemon? |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 355
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| Allow me to reply! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 167
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| Deebo vehemently insists that I remain silent... |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 168
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| U got fired 4 stealin some boxes?!?! Whatchu trying 2 build a greenhouse... |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 171
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| I'm afraid this is my bike now, Craigory old chap. |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 175
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| Where my Chilli Cheese Cheetos? |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 177
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| there's no need for dishonesty craig. no need for dishonesty |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 180
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| When are we gonna be intimate, Miss Parker? |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 184
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| Mmm! She just does not REALIZE! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 186
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| You got terminated on your personal day? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 197
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| It's Saturday. You're not employed and you're not busy. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 224
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| I will get you DRUUUUUNK |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 278
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| Would you like to get punched as well old timer?! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 287
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| No one puts Baby againist the wall! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 170
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| SAY HELLO TO MY TINY BUDDY!!! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 173
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| Give her an opiate, she'll love me in a few hours. |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 174
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| Slide pen-gu-in slide!!! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 176
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| Never use recreational drugs that you also distribute |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 179
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| SAY BON VOYAGE TO DA MEAN FELLOW!!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 239
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| First you establish a strong financial portfolio... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 242
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| THEN you build an airtight circle of Friends and Allies... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 243
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| THEN the women folk will find you irresistable. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 244
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| men of questionable morals like me help to boost your self esteem |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 290
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| i told you before you fucking weasel, don't cross me! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 340
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| HEY MODS...SAVE THIS POST FOREVER! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 181
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| File it! |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 182
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| yeah, the LOL Quotient is MAD high... |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 185
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| I'm waiting for the original author to make another appearance |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 188
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| you'll never see him/her again... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 196
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| And like that...he's fond |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 202
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| There was a post like this in The Lesson a while back |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 203
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| i don't think i remember that post...what exactly went on? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 270
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| Basically the same thing, except with lyrics instead of quotes |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 277
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| haha...nice. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 298
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| ah c'mon now...nobody in here is really clownin HIM... |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 350
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| *PASSED AWAY* |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 193
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| I SECOND THIS |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 268
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| easily in top 3 posts ever on okp |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 295
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| this might be the funniest post on OKP ever |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 385
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| "Freeways? Where we're going we don't need freeways" |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 183
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| You made a time machine...out of a Lamborghini!?! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 191
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| Who do you think? The Algerians! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 192
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| 1.21 Gigahertz!!! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 337
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| I do not know anything about delivering babies |
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Jun 04th 2008 | 187
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| What's that you say? We will not be having any ziti? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 194
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| YOU'RE THE MALE NOW, CANINE! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 198
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| lol...awesome. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 212
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| You see this Rolex? You see this Rolex? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 199
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| X-Y-Z: Xamine Your Zales. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 206
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| Cocoa's for closers |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 209
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| I'm gonna find out whose uncle you are and have your position! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 335
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| Will you go to dinner! Will you go to dinner! Will. you go. to dinner... |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 351
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| You could get killed walkin your FROGGIE!!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 200
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| 'cause she had an AWESOME BUTT! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 259
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| I'm FAR superior to King Kong!!!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 201
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| Look at the ball, pretend you are the ball |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 205
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| can you understand it? Can you UNDERSTAD IT? CAN YOUUU UNDERSTAND IT!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 207
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| I've had it up to here with these motherfuckin reptiles... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 208
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| dear sir.... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 210
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| Jason and Quiet Robert are in the establishment! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 211
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| try not to fellate anyone whilst walking to your car! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 213
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| 28?!!!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 255
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| my significant other put 28 penises in her mouth. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 261
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| Do you know the financial compensation of the average semen-cleaner? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 279
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| Concurrently? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 283
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| lol...well played. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 299
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| dang, fellow black man...did you go to marijuana university? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 216
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| you hear that, mr henderson? that is the sound of probability. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 217
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| my name.. is NEIL. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 218
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| There Is No Spittoon |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 238
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| I know Tai Chi |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 296
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| I know Tae Kwan Do |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 297
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| I know Slapfighting |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 311
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| I know kung pao! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 318
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| we can't slow the car down here...this is where bats reside! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 219
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| it exfoliates and moisturises its skin. it does this whenever it's told.... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 220
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| THERE'S NO TIME FOR INTIMACY, JONES M.D. |
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| A census taker once tried to text me. |
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| well, shanice, have the hams stopped squealing? |
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| It puts the moisturizer on itself |
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| My Extremely Valuableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! |
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| Spanish Good-bye, infant! |
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| is this a dago witch i see before me? |
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| to be or to be.. NOT. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 240
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| but soft! what light through yonder broken window! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 241
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| Forget it John, It's Asian-Pacific American Land..... |
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| Gather Up The Fellas We Always Talk To............ |
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| Whats in the duffle baaag? (c) Brad Pitt |
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| LIEUTENANNNNTTTT!!!!!!!?????!!!!! |
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| i'm about ready to kill doo doo brown. |
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| i'll suck your dick for a big kahuna burger! |
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| grease is good! |
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| a hickey from kenickie is like a cute little trinket. |
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| It's Soylent Green, people!!!!!! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 236
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| Are you not getting crunk? Are you not getting crunk? |
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| Ok, primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This... is my broomstick! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 248
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| It's like a cable knit sweater that someone sews together! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 249
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| paging mr. herman...you have a phone call in the main lobby. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 265
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| Every time I try to get out somone tries to get me to return! |
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| I'm too old for this ship. |
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| r u the 1 who told Harpo it was okay to cause physical harm to my person... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 253
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| Harpo, introduce me to this woman who stands here before me... |
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| until you rectify your wrongs with me *makes 'okay' hand symbol* |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 378
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| 20 eggs is too many for one man to consume! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 254
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| Firearms? We don't require any bloody firearms! |
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| i will make you very well-known. |
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| YIPPIE KI YO, MOTHERFUCKER! |
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| cranberry juice? what...are you menstruating? |
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| Mustafa! Ooooh, say it again. Mustafa! |
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| ALLISON!! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 317
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| Cut my eye open Mike |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 342
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| tommy gunn...you got some pistols! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 346
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| My prediction: Discomfort |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 357
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| you had me at "how are you doing?" |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 267
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| SHOW ME THE CASH, JERRY!!! |
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| you. make. me. feel. whole. |
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| Be my delegate of kwame, Gerald |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 294
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| i AM in a world of crap! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 272
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| I am very much in the mood to have sex, sir. I will have sex with you... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 300
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| I would like to meet foreigners... and murder them. |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 322
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| you know points or no points you're fried meat........FRIED MEAT! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 273
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| Allow me to inquire if you feel fortunate. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 276
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| Are you attempting to converse with me? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 280
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| It's called: "Taste my love vessel" |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 284
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| the numbers all go to ten. look, across the board. ten, ten, ten.. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 292
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| We've got Llamas in our pants. It's really quite scary. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 304
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| She's dressed like a New Zealander's Daydream! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 334
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| Holy shit.. HANDCUFFS?! You're dating HANDCUFFS you silly goose? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 288
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| *flips coin*...heads or tails, friendo? |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 301
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| My female dog betta have my dividends. Through drizzle, precipitation, o... |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 302
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| LOAN 'EM FORKS! |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 303
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| Now, when I say, "Who's in charge?" you say, "Sure'nuff!" |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 305
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| Now apply your soup coolers to my athletic footwear. |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 313
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| You're da dog now man. |
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Jun 05th 2008 | 306
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| AWWWWWW HELL YO!!! |
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| There is no spork. |
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| Possibly. Possibly not. Possibly go beat off. |
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| ^^^best reply in this whole post...lol. |
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| The second rule of Fight Club is the same as the first, but said LOUDER |
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| hehe. |
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| did you know sicilians are part black? |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 316
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| i'll have the same thing as her. |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 319
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| I know taekwando |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 323
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| Your mother attends university! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 324
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| "just because i had the balls to stand up to those guys.." |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 325
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| Pardon, where do the non-colored women congregate? |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 331
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| The Sheriff is an ignorant Black man! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 333
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| Excuse me while I retrieve this item from my pants |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 339
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| Shut that stupid girl's lips or I'll approach her & sex begin her face! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 332
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| *dead* @ 'sex begin'...hahahaha...oh man. |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 336
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| just for refernce... |
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| my name...is chester burnham... |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 341
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| MAY I RAKE IT?? |
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| I'M NOT IN COMPLIANCE, YOUR NOT IN COMPLIANCE, THIS WHOLE DAMN COURTROOM... |
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| I'M STRADDLING THE GLOBE, MOTHER!!! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 345
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| IIIIIIIIIIII AM THE THIRD GENERATIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! |
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Jun 06th 2008 | 347
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| ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT?!? |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 348
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| license and registration...TURKEY FUCKER!!! |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 349
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| We got nunchuks, spears...horse hair whips... |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 354
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| *eats banana* That's less than favorable to me... |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 356
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| Africa? That would require a passport. And a plane. |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 367
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| Bitch kneed my scrotum! In the relatives gemstones? |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 358
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| I'M RAD AS HELL & I'M NOT GONNA FAKE IT ANYMORE!!! |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 359
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| "Badges??...Fuck badges!" |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 360
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| I'm about to make a prepaid telephone call home. |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 361
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| Young man---you were just knocked into unconsciousness a minute ago. |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 362
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| I imbibe your frozen dairy beverage! |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 363
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| "perhaps if you take a bite of your burger..." |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 364
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| "OUR MONKEY'S TAILS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!" |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 365
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| The aluminum cylinders! They're shooting at the aluminum cylinders! |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 366
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| HE HATES THE ALUMINUM CYLINDERS!!!!! |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 369
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| I was born a poor Puerto Rican child |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 370
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| Hey, The Kid, what's up with this one-tune-only business? |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 368
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| Let me guide you---to the violet precipitation. |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 371
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| Disinfect yourself in the agua of Lake Minnetonka |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 372
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| McLoving? Who are you trying to be, Bono? |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 373
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| Street Beat/the king of the streets/cause I'll be rockin' those streets/ |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 374
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| SALIVAAAAAAA! |
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Jun 07th 2008 | 375
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| this ain't dodge city...and you ain't john hancock. |
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Jun 08th 2008 | 376
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| you guys wanna go see a deceased body? |
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Jun 08th 2008 | 377
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| I am Metal Man. |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 379
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| HULK SEVERLY DAMAGE ITEMS! |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 380
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| BULK HASH!!! |
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Jun 18th 2008 | 408
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| When you go forward, things come at you in front, Tyrone. |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 381
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| ALL. BETS. HAVE. STOPPED. |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 382
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| Mine says Magnum point Four-Five. And yours says 'copy.' |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 384
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| If the milk turns out to be sour, I want to drink it. |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 387
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| You stop me again whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your freakin' larrys off. |
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Jun 15th 2008 | 388
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| I pretty much hate pikeys. Pretty much. |
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Jun 15th 2008 | 389
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| We get hammers. Big eff all hammers. |
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Jun 15th 2008 | 390
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| Save yer lungs for coolin yer oatmeal |
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Jun 15th 2008 | 391
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| The feck I want a Dodge Caravan that ain't got no steering wheel? |
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Jun 15th 2008 | 392
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| Drop zee gum fat toy |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 394
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| Do you know what they call biker boys in the ER? ORGAN PLAYERS! |
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Jun 14th 2008 | 386
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| Do you feel positive about your probability of survival, punk? |
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Jun 15th 2008 | 393
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| ONLY BEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS! |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 395
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| ALLAH ABOVE, WHAT IS THAT?! A FROSTED KREULLER? |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 402
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| go in there, shoot those guys, and leave. shit aint that difficult! |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 396
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| GOOOODDD MORNIIIIINNNNGGG SOUTH KOREA! |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 397
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| I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. You're allright. Screw you guys... |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 398
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| DE-LI-CA-TESS-EN |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 401
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| DOES HE LOOK. LIKE. A HOE?! |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 399
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| They refer to me as Mr. Tibbs! |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 400
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| RIKERS! RIKERS! RIKERS! |
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Jun 16th 2008 | 404
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| I need a blow torch from Christy Turlington |
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Jun 17th 2008 | 405
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| Celie! Did you instruct Harpo to severely bruise my eye? |
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Jun 17th 2008 | 406
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| Shug: You certainly are facially challenged. |
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