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"Bignick's Making Friends With Black People: The Post & Testimonial"
Thu Feb-23-06 12:45 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

You know him as the unfunny curmudgeon who ruins your American Idol watching by reminding you how bad they are. But in his time not spent lamenting my effect of the Wake hoop (note the lack of s) team and being right, Okayplayer's own Nick Adams found time to write a book.

A book that's now available in the front of my local Borders, right next to Ang Nissel's book.

A book at the front of Borders that I tore through last night, reading roughly 2/3 of it in four hours and nearly splitting my gut into tiny little pieces. Now, this may tell you that it's not a literary masterpiece like "Soul of a Black Chef," but it is insanely hilarious.

A book that needs better editing, specifically in its paragraphing, but who fucking cares.

Yes, this is me riding (hit the email list, nick) for my boy, but it's more than that. I just told him that I was worried it would suck, but it doesn't even live in the same solar system as suck. Nick killed it. Everyone should pick this book up. You'll laugh, you'll learn, and you'll further okp's plan of world domination.

More to come when I actually have the book in front of me.

----
bshelly

"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God

  

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Bignick's Making Friends With Black People: The Post & Testimonial [View all] , bshelly, Thu Feb-23-06 12:32 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I thought it was "Making Friends With Black People"
Feb 23rd 2006
1
indeed
Feb 23rd 2006
5
HOLLA!
Feb 23rd 2006
2
It's been added to the Wish List.
Feb 23rd 2006
3
Looks like I'll be going to my local Borders today.
Feb 23rd 2006
4
Cliff notes?
Feb 23rd 2006
6
Congrats, Nick
Feb 23rd 2006
7
what amazes me
Feb 23rd 2006
9
      i'm about 1/100th as angry as cats think i am.
Feb 23rd 2006
21
           but black men are angry
Feb 24th 2006
28
           & we got big dicks, & like chicken, & watermelon, & white women
Feb 24th 2006
31
                I hate watermelon. 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
Feb 24th 2006
33
                     I hate watermelon and I'm a vegetarian.
Feb 24th 2006
34
                          ^^^ Must be mixed
Feb 24th 2006
35
                          But how do you prepare your vegetables?
Feb 24th 2006
36
                               With... soul... power?
Feb 24th 2006
41
           what do or would you consider successful?
Mar 01st 2006
65
                good question
Mar 01st 2006
66
I'll wait for the movie
Feb 23rd 2006
8
Is Terrence Howard in talks 2 star?
Feb 23rd 2006
14
      I think (insert newly popular rapper here) is.
Feb 24th 2006
27
      if DMX played Nick, this movie>>>>>>>>>>snakes on a plane
Feb 24th 2006
29
           Not if Nick played Sam Jack in Snakes on a Plane
Feb 24th 2006
32
                Here's the pitch: Black snakes on a plane.
Feb 24th 2006
37
                     White snakes be movin in the grass like this *makes "S" motion*
Feb 24th 2006
44
      Bow Wow's gonna get his Oscar playing the starring role.....
Feb 26th 2006
52
got a link?
Feb 23rd 2006
10
They didn't have it at my local Borders....but...
Feb 23rd 2006
11
Kensington fucked that up, royally.
Feb 23rd 2006
19
      Yeah, I was like, "PRODUCTION?!"
Feb 23rd 2006
22
           hah
Feb 23rd 2006
24
i haven't copped yet
Feb 23rd 2006
12
Bignick on Oprah: "I...I'm not really...black..."
Feb 23rd 2006
13
This is very, very big
Feb 23rd 2006
15
worst book ever
Feb 23rd 2006
16
i can't believe it took 15 replies to get to that.
Feb 23rd 2006
20
out of all the people to say it.... YOU?
Feb 25th 2006
49
      jokes
Feb 27th 2006
53
Congrats to Nick!
Feb 23rd 2006
17
Look at me. I'm all growed up.
Feb 23rd 2006
18
oh, it's not even out yet?
Feb 23rd 2006
23
I'll look for it when I'm reuping on Soduko tomorrow
Feb 23rd 2006
25
wow, congrats!
Feb 24th 2006
26
Gotta support the team (c) David Puddy
Feb 24th 2006
30
I'mma have to order it through my local book shop
Feb 24th 2006
38
supporting the indies. i like that.
Feb 24th 2006
39
      I'll home make a sticker and slap it on front...
Feb 24th 2006
45
I'll get it
Feb 24th 2006
40
congrats
Feb 24th 2006
42
just copped....
Mar 05th 2006
77
LMAO @ the Amazon page
Feb 24th 2006
43
on second thought I'm gonna wait for the mistermaxxx amazon review
Feb 24th 2006
46
Word??
Feb 24th 2006
47
I just pre-ordered your book Nick. SIGN MY SHIT!!!
Feb 25th 2006
48
Even if I didn't have a crummy job at Barnes and Noble...
Feb 26th 2006
50
RE: Even if I didn't have a crummy job at Barnes and Noble...
Feb 26th 2006
51
I'll cop it at the end of the week...
Feb 27th 2006
54
bignick's an undercover good guy
Feb 27th 2006
55
Shhh! Yeah, um...Lupus sucks! Just like...Crash...yeah that's the ticket...
Feb 27th 2006
56
When does this come out?
Feb 27th 2006
57
March 7th.
Feb 27th 2006
58
      If I mail you my copy....
Feb 27th 2006
59
      for a free one you have to get in line behind Granny, sister, in laws, e...
Feb 28th 2006
62
      if it comes out March 7, how come Amazon already sent me mine?
Feb 28th 2006
60
           Copped it today at Borders...
Feb 28th 2006
61
           yeah, everyone i know who did Amazon already got theirs.
Feb 28th 2006
63
                they put it out in white stores early because they're not worried about ...
Feb 28th 2006
64
Just Copped it on Amazon Five Minutes Ago
Mar 01st 2006
67
you mean, besides Snakes on a Plane the comic?
Mar 03rd 2006
70
      Who did Snakes on a Plane the comic?
Mar 03rd 2006
72
           BITE your TONGUE
Mar 03rd 2006
73
                I'm pissed
Mar 03rd 2006
74
                     you probably can't view it cuz you have snakes on the brain
Mar 03rd 2006
75
Ehh...it had potential
Mar 03rd 2006
68
just like this post?
Mar 03rd 2006
69
copped.
Mar 03rd 2006
71
saw it @ Barnes & Noble today in the humor section
Mar 04th 2006
76
I read it this weekend
Mar 05th 2006
78
it's only retards like you and me
Mar 06th 2006
81
no, it isn't. my wife has SERIOUS beef with Kensington.
Mar 06th 2006
82
      no disrespect intended
Mar 06th 2006
83
I've noticed that too
Mar 08th 2006
94
It's on the "Featured New Release" shelf at my local B&N
Mar 06th 2006
79
What I liked most about this book
Mar 06th 2006
80
hey bignick
Mar 06th 2006
84
If you were a lessonhead...
Mar 06th 2006
85
RE: hey bignick
Mar 06th 2006
86
wtg, nick
Mar 06th 2006
87
wow. i just cracked the top 200 on Amazon.
Mar 07th 2006
88
WOW and I kind of know you
Mar 07th 2006
89
Congrats!
Mar 08th 2006
92
Local store just got my copy in, I just brought it home
Mar 07th 2006
90
It was the topic of yesterday's Daily Candy
Mar 08th 2006
91
Got it today, read the first four chapters
Mar 08th 2006
93
Just got done with it, good stuff
Mar 09th 2006
95
Even Ernest Hemmingway is down
Mar 12th 2006
96
Just bought your book yesterday, Nick....
Mar 12th 2006
97
RE: Bignick's Making Friends With Black People: The Post & Testimonial
Mar 13th 2006
98
I saw it at B&N and said to my dad, "I know that guy"
Mar 14th 2006
99
is it my imagination or are only white people saying this is good?
Mar 15th 2006
100
well, there's KCPlayer21
Mar 15th 2006
101
      he doesn't count
Apr 02nd 2006
105
allright, I finally bought my copy
Mar 15th 2006
102
I liked it a lot
Mar 21st 2006
103
Just got it in the mail
Mar 21st 2006
104
i'll take this chance to say thanks for all the kind words.
Apr 03rd 2006
106
YAY AREA STAND UP
Apr 03rd 2006
107
Here are all the details.
Apr 03rd 2006
108
      6? I thought 6:30?
Apr 04th 2006
109
      don't start all that damn bay area slang!
Apr 04th 2006
110
           ^^ stupid doo doo dumb ^^
Apr 04th 2006
111
                ^^^Doing too much^^^ So are we eating dinner at 4PM like the Seinfelds?
Apr 04th 2006
112
      6? Don't people have jobs?
Apr 04th 2006
113
           You made it... I made it... Rick made it... my lady made it...
Apr 09th 2006
115
                it was so cool for me
Apr 10th 2006
116
                it was nice to meet you guys
Apr 10th 2006
117
                     I apologize for bailing on you guys
Apr 10th 2006
118
I went to Amazon to look for it
Apr 05th 2006
114

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