You want some PTP unity? You want a film that we can all join hands and collectively Care Bear Stare into the upper echelons of PTP love-dom? Well then, I submit to you Casablanca, the most enjoyable movie ever made.

Because let's face it, there are only 3 kinds of people in this world : People who love Casablanca, people who haven't seen Casablanca yet, and Nazis.

It's fun, it's touching, it's quotable, it's important, the acting is great, the story is great, and it's even in black and white so you can feel like a smarter person for having seen it.

For those of you asking 'Where's the PTP love', well, here it is. You cannot fuck with this movie.