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 Bruce could pick up Mjollnir. His heart is noble. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 1
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 that's a good convo starter. is it *really* noble? i think |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 2
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  Steve Rogers did lift Mjornir |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 3
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| do you think George W Bush could lift it? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 4
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| my barber says the hulk lifted it about an inch off the ground |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 5
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| He did |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 7
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| What I picture... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 6
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| he'd never lift it a millimeter off the ground. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 17
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| what if he had Bill O'Reilly helping him? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 22
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| See, what I figure... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 36
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| lol |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 15
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| Bruce's heart is FAR from noble. Bruce is coldblooded as shit. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 21
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| Batman has never killed. Can Superman or Wonder Woman say that? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 67
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| i see to recall him killing the KGBeast. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 97
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| About the Hammer thing... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 114
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| I love Batman, he is my favorite hero |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 130
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| Isn't Thor a God? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 8
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| that he is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 11
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| A quick list of people who would stomp any Batman out |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 9
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| RE: A quick list of people who would stomp any Batman out |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 10
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| You've never read a comic |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 12
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| this negro....don't be so stuck up. lol negroes kill me with the |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 13
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| yes a fully armed batman could beat professor x. if |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 14
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| Bruce would take out Professor X in .00000000000001 second |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 24
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| And how would he know he needs the helmet? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 32
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| Batman's a detective. Homey does his research before fighting |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 37
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| I'm sayin. There's a reason he debuted in DETECTIVE COMICS. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 38
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| we are dealing with bruce wayne here, not Jack Monroe |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 51
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| As an AVID MARVEL FAN and as a Batman fan, my response |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 28
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| How does Batman stand up to Onslaught/X-Man/The Hulk? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 33
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| All three have been defeated, correct? Batman knows HOW they were. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 40
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| every Avenger that ever was, Fantastic Four, Hulk, Dr. Doom and more |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 55
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| Wait, hold up...recap the Onslaught storyline for me |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 57
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| Onslaught: |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 58
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| I remember this |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 62
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| Marvel came to their senses |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 65
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| it wasn't so much of Thor smashing through him... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 68
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| RE: As an AVID MARVEL FAN and as a Batman fan, my response |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 45
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| I'll take a stab at it. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 71
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| Nightcrawler would port,grab Bats,and port the fucker into a wall |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 73
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| RE: Nightcrawler would port,grab Bats,and port the fucker into a wall |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 75
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| Batman has no capabilities |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 76
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| I'm not saying Batman would beat all these people |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 77
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| Here's how Batman vs Juggernaut goes |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 87
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| Thank you |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 104
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| It's because he is just a MAN that he has a chance. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 106
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| Man c'mon |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 112
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| You also have to take into account that no one on cantball list... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 113
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| Using that logic |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 117
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| This is really a battle between how a character is written vs. his abili... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 121
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| re: how a character is written vs. his abilities |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 125
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| Again, you act like Batman would directly engage these folks |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 126
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| Conversely, why would these folks let Batman research and stalk them? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 127
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| Exactly |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 128
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| Anyone on that list can beat Batman badly. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 129
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| okay, so you agree that Batman loses a fair fight |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 131
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| Of course he would lose in a fair fight but... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 132
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| RE: Of course he would lose in a fair fight but... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 133
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| so then the question is actually: |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 134
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| RE: so then the question is actually: |
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Jul 13th 2005 | 139
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| it's not just about prep time, it's about rigging the fight |
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Jul 14th 2005 | 140
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| Fully loaded,unlimited prep time |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 136
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| true, but that just goes to show |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 135
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| you forgot ROBOCOP |
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Jul 13th 2005 | 138
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| explain to me how Batman would beat the following: |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 16
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| why is superman on the list? bats got some green rock right? further |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 18
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| humans can't fuck with kryptonite. It causes cancer in humans. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 19
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| how long you gotta hold it for itt o be cancerous? and if i'm not |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 25
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| u act like that shit is just a deadly to him as it is to clark lol |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 26
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| Not to mention Bruce could buy a lead-lined suit or some shit. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 29
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| ^^^ COSIGN |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 30
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| LOL |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 41
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| Everytime you accidentally post in the wrong place beneath your own |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 42
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| COSIGN, YOU TOTALLY SHOULD DO IT MAN |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 44
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| Someone never read Dark Knight Returns |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 48
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| he's beat Superman twice |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 20
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| Bruce is 1000000x smarter than those dudes. He knows their weakness. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 23
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| he's not smarter than Prof X |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 72
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| Even Flash said in a JLA comic |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 27
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| Deathstroke from Teen Titans |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 35
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| man fuck a bane! that shit wouldn't happen twice lol |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 43
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| Co-sign |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 46
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| DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 53
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| Now that would be a hell of a fight.... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 56
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| RE: Now that would be a hell of a fight.... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 61
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| ^^^ I GUARANTEE HE STARTS A POLL |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 63
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| RE: explain to me how Batman would beat the following: |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 59
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| Thsi list is easy. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 90
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| Most people in this post I'm convinced have never read Batman |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 31
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| Explain how Batman beats anyone on my list |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 34
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| How has anyone beaten The Hulk before? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 39
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| Keep him calm...that simple |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 47
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| put a bunny or a kitten there and as soon as he hears "Hulk |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 49
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| shit loads and shit loads of tranquilizers and anesthetics... |
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Jul 14th 2005 | 141
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| RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 50
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| RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 52
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| ^^^ POWERFUL POST |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 54
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| RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 66
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| RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 78
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| Anyone the Punisher has defeated should not be in this conversation. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 79
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| Hold on though.... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 80
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| uhhh...Bane?...n/m |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 60
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| *laughs* fuck bane |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 64
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| Batman is the master of prep time |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 69
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| Are you kidding? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 70
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| ^^^^^Batman jock riders |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 74
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| Yall niggaz are Batman crazy.... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 81
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| According to Hudlin, Black Panther can beat Jesus. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 82
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| why did i just picture a t'challa / Jesus battle? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 84
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| Okay, as one of the biggest Batman Is God posters... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 83
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| *scoffs* i said thor |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 85
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| Magneto would catch a plastic batarang to the helmet to knock off |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 89
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| i'm saying tho, is he gonna run 5 miles to the battle site? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 94
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| You act like Batman does not make adjustments for opponents |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 95
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| i mean a plastic batmobile, tho? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 98
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| He doesn't drive everywhere. Does he? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 101
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| RE: He doesn't drive everywhere. Does he? |
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Jul 14th 2005 | 142
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| I'm just saying |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 86
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| No one could beat Onslaught. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 88
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| *Signs check to have it fedexed over night to the Batcave* |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 92
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| alfred? has the ancient blade from egypt made it in yet? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 96
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| Didnt the Hulk beat that fool into pudding? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 118
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| He cracked his shell before he went down. But didn't beat him |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 119
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| Batman sucks |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 91
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| ain't u ever seen mortal kombat the movie? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 99
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| no, I didn't see it... lol |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 103
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| Bruce can't beat the Beyonder. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 93
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| He would beat the Beyonder because... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 100
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| The only people I can't make an argument for |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 102
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| mr fantastic? da blue fuck? use freeze's gun and make his |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 107
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| True. I was just being nice. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 108
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| EVENT HORIZON aka creepiest scifi movie ever |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 105
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| this post proves one thing |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 109
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| Sure we can. Comic books are written for adults now. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 110
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| the guilty know who they are |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 111
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| Heres an example of typical Batman-fanboy rationalization |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 115
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| The Sun can't fight back. P.S. Read post #83 |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 116
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| I know its all jokes man |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 120
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| I honestly do this to see how much I still remember |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 123
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| if thor can beat batman, then so can beta ray bill |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 122
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| Batman can beat Thor. HAHAHAHA |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 124
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| glad to see we all agree |
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Jul 13th 2005 | 137
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| Doc Strange |
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Jul 15th 2005 | 143
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