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 The Cage is made by Wayne Enterprises |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 1
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 ^^ The only logical outcome |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 10
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  not at all see #5 |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 14
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| Jiggy's scenario seems more plausible to me |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 21
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| ... and in the end, this whole post is an exercise in plausibility. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 22
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| That's not HAND TO HAND combat. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 24
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| Fine |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 33
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| bruce throws his voice, hearing boy turns around, bat elbow, fight over |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 2
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| LOL |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 6
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| Dad, is that you? *THWOCK* |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 9
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| *Bats, deploys palm-sized ultrasonics* |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 3
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| Now, Bats vs Doom? |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 4
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| Dr Doom would beat 99.99% of DC by himself |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 93
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| I voted DD. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 5
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| Batman will always have a special advantage: Being Batman |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 7
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| he voluntarily agrees to the fight. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 13
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| Meaning he's prepared, meaning he wins |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 26
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| ^^has done this before |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 27
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| Dude like everyone is saying if it's a cage match |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 32
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| NOPE! Bat Cage-Repellant Spray. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 43
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| Can't imagine Batman losing that. It would be good though. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 8
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| Batman bangs DD's wife pre-fight |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 11
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| I *literally* fell over reading this. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 31
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| Cold blooded. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 69
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| DD, mugfuckers. Can the jokes. DAREDEVIL, BITCH. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 12
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| if there's a cage, there's prep time. game over. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 17
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| This is over quick in an alley-way in Hell's Kitchen |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 18
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| no |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 19
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| Yes. |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 20
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| Bats. If they are in a cage, what advantage does DD have? |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 15
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 16
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| Black Canary had to save Bat's ass from *Green Arrow* |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 23
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| And Foggy had to help Matt not walk into the wrong restroom |
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Jun 17th 2010 | 25
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| Green Arrow vs Batman was hand to hand |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 34
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| Where did this happen, in a comic book or something? |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 39
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| lol |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 42
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| And Matt gets slapped around by Gladiator on the regular |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 28
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| And Bats got his back broken. do better |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 35
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| Daredevil got taken down by his basehead girlfriend |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 38
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| And was punched into a coma by a crackhead Cap |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 49
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| Super Soldier beat DD? *that's* your argument? |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 59
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| No, my argument is that he's Batman |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 67
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| http://i47.tinypic.com/2qtwb5w.jpg |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 96
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| bats has already beaten cap |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 103
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| I'm still on DD's side, but I gotta say |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 101
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| the poor guy never saw it coming |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 126
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| Bats isn't DD's girlfriend. He won't catch that break |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 61
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| Mr Fear turned Daredevil into his sniveling little bitch. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 71
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| Again with a tech based argument |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 84
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| the Hand's C team elders are currently turning Matt evil |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 29
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| If there's anyone who gets stomped with any prep-time, it's Daredevil |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 30
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| *Uses Bat-Rosary to exploit Matt's Catholic Guilt* |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 41
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| lol |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 108
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| blah blah blah HAND TO HAND |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 36
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| not being allowed to talk was not a stipulation |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 45
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| lol so Bats has a silent heartbeat now? |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 62
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| dawg, he went through thogal and can slow his heart rate by will |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 63
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| shifting weight in the cage still gives bruce away |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 86
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| ninjas, dawg |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 99
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| They still have weight and body mass |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 100
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| Son, he has a silent BATPLANE. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 65
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| exactly |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 58
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| never happened. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 37
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| PROOF: |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 60
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| Fake. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 66
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| I think DD would win in that case |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 40
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| Really? Look closer. |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 124
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| Wait, what if all the lights were turned off? |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 44
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| some people actually think bats echo location is not as strong as matt's |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 46
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| Are the DD supporters ignoring Bruce's training? |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 47
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| lol @ this response. |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 73
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| Wait, wait, wait. Maybe we misread the question |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 48
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| I dunno, fam -- I'm worried Bruce lost his focus a bit lately |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 50
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| THAT'S WHEN HE'S AT HIS MOST DANGEROUS |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 51
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| three words: zur en ah. two more: backup identity |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 54
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| oh you rotten sumbitches... |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 52
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| Also: Bruce goes back in time and beats up Battlin Jack |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 53
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| this is a non-negligible possibility I hadn't yet considered |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 55
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| Bruce could, in theory, go back in time and hijack the chemical truck |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 68
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| Let's do a quick comparison |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 56
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| FUCK FUCKING YES!!! |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 57
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| Both stole on Superman and chumped Darkseid multiple times |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 64
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| Batman's is taking over Apokolips, while DD gets his ass handed to him..... |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 72
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| both of you are ignoring the parameters, though |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 74
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| Great fighters know the fight begins waaay before you throw hands |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 75
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| I'm saying - Let's assume that their training is equal |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 77
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| Bats can't even take over Gotham, money and all |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 87
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| Now you're just being sillier than usual |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 91
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| again, all these guys have tech. HAND TO HAND |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 95
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| Yeah, I think stilts stopped being 'tech' sometime in the 1870s |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 109
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| I'm not wilfully ignoring that |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 110
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| Something is on the line though... His ass. |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 111
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| Bottom line ain't no way Bruce going into a cage match without doing pre... |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 70
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| ^^ he ain't lion! |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 121
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| LMAO, I fucking LOVE you nerds! :) |
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Jun 18th 2010 | 76
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| christian bale vs ben affleck. |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 78
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| ^^^the unbullshitter |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 80
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| Really? Adam West only cements the L further |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 85
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| you're right, the actor on Matt's TV show was much tougher |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 90
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| Nope |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 116
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| http://i46.tinypic.com/2vkkdu0.jpg |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 119
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| The God would read Matt's body language and know he's blind |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 79
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| ^^this one BEARS repeating^^ |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 122
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| So Matt Murdock is going to beat this dude? SWIPE |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 81
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| Batman, fights pirates, stones cavemen and out puritans puritans? |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 82
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| when DD kills a god, holla at me |
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Jun 19th 2010 | 83
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| blah blah blah HAND TO HAND |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 88
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| RE: blah blah blah HAND TO HAND |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 89
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| Continue to ignore that Batman's a trained ninja assassin, genius. |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 92
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| I aint hate Bats |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 97
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| Bats takes off his belt and STILL beats DD |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 112
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| Batman would probably figure out how to use the cage as a weapon |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 113
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| LOL |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 114
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| Attica! Attica! |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 115
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| Whoa whoa whoa |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 102
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| Y'all are missing the point about the non hand-to-hand situations |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 106
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| END POST. |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 118
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| No wait! |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 120
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| judo and other gimmicks! LMAO. |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 123
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| With prep time Bats wins, without prep time Bats wins |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 94
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| Where's this agility thing come from? |
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Jun 20th 2010 | 98
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| DD is definitely more agile |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 104
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| ra's al ghul >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> daredevil |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 105
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| I think that is what "most" meant |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 127
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| sure, but bats can beat the demon. |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 128
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| Not so fast, pussy |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 125
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| I'm having flashbacks from Prom now. |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 129
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| who wins? George Clooney or Ben Affleck? |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 107
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| Clooney Skullfucks Affleck Everytime |
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Jun 21st 2010 | 117
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| Stan Lee = Alive, Bob Kane = DEAD!! |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 130
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| Atleast Bob died sane |
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Jun 22nd 2010 | 131
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