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"Hancock"


  

          

Was wet hot ass. Horrible Plot, bad editing, just seemed rushed. Will Smith is the saving grace of the movie but his best parts are all in trailer. Huge disappointment.

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Hancock [View all] , dj_variable, Tue Jul-01-08 09:31 AM
 
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Let's play: Predict how PTP will hate on the latest Will Smith movie!!
Jul 01st 2008
1
Or they might just say it sucks
Jul 01st 2008
3
I expect: when will Will Smith stop playing Will Smith??
Jul 01st 2008
4
i thought everybody loved will.
Jul 02nd 2008
27
RE: Let's play: Predict how PTP will hate on the latest Will Smith movie...
Jul 03rd 2008
44
Exposed?
Jul 03rd 2008
51
Will has done nothing that Tom Hanks didn't do.
Jul 04th 2008
52
Y'all go ahead and keep shitting on Ali.
Jul 04th 2008
59
FOH with that bullshit
Jul 04th 2008
66
      RE: FOH with that bullshit
Jul 09th 2008
187
           I seriously disagree
Jul 09th 2008
188
                Don't forget Six Degrees of Separation
Jul 09th 2008
189
he reads amateur REAL GOOD :-p
Jul 04th 2008
70
Is this a movie?? Never heard of it
Jul 01st 2008
2
29% at Rotten Tomatoes
Jul 01st 2008
5
Indiana Jones is 77% <---*people's eyebrow*
Jul 01st 2008
6
Ditto for Wanted
Jul 01st 2008
7
RE: Ditto for Wanted
Jul 02nd 2008
13
RE: Ditto for Wanted
Jul 03rd 2008
43
      Okay.
Jul 03rd 2008
50
      RE: Ditto for Wanted
Jul 04th 2008
61
they scared 'cause Will the biggest movie star in the world
Jul 02nd 2008
15
      Oh, of course.
Jul 02nd 2008
16
           you see they tryna link him up with cruise and scientology, right?
Jul 02nd 2008
17
                Dianetics or not I'd send my kid there
Jul 02nd 2008
23
I'm not sure how much stock I put in Rotten Tomatoes....
Jul 01st 2008
8
Huh? Rotten Tomatoes goes off of critics, not moviegoers
Jul 01st 2008
10
ugh...I think I might wait for DVD now
Jul 01st 2008
9
I already know what The Big Twist is, but I'm going to see it anyway
Jul 01st 2008
11
I've read nothing about the film, and I know the Big Twist.
Jul 02nd 2008
18
      I'd say I'm fairly confident I know the twist too and I've read nothing ...
Jul 02nd 2008
22
           ^ two smart guys
Jul 05th 2008
84
                I dont get it
Jul 06th 2008
99
Ebert, The Onion and The New Yorker like it
Jul 02nd 2008
12
Ebert is all that matters to me
Jul 02nd 2008
20
      Really?
Jul 02nd 2008
21
      RE: Really?
Jul 03rd 2008
49
      King Kong is a racist story
Jul 06th 2008
120
      RE: Ebert is all that matters to me
Jul 02nd 2008
26
RE: Hancock
Jul 02nd 2008
14
RE: Hancock
Jul 03rd 2008
45
I love Will, but man do I hate Peter Berg as a director.
Jul 02nd 2008
19
Yeah, I'm afraid we're going to see extensive (and totally inappropriate...
Jul 02nd 2008
25
damn. my boy just said it was dope. and he's always right. wtf?
Jul 02nd 2008
24
will see this friday.
Jul 02nd 2008
28
6.8 million on Tuesday, projected 115 million opening
Jul 02nd 2008
29
115? look at how long it's taken the incredible hulk to get there...
Jul 02nd 2008
30
      yeah, but people seem to love will smith.
Jul 03rd 2008
35
      hulk has made twice as much as the happening
Jul 06th 2008
114
I was hooked 30 minutes into, by the end I didn't care
Jul 02nd 2008
31
RE: Hancock
Jul 02nd 2008
32
^^^Forgot about Blade, & Whaq as Steel
Jul 03rd 2008
39
Jul 03rd 2008
40
Whilst Zohan gets 3
Jul 03rd 2008
41
      ^^^ SAW IT. i'm like, wtf? oh. nevermind. he poastign from hatetopia.
Jul 07th 2008
176
RE: Hancock
Jul 03rd 2008
46
      RE: Hancock
Jul 05th 2008
81
           homey, all that stuff is in the Iron Mac comic.
Jul 06th 2008
105
RE: Hancock
Jul 02nd 2008
33
not very good
Jul 03rd 2008
34
Might check it out this weekend
Jul 03rd 2008
36
60 minutes of character study, 30 minutes of plot
Jul 03rd 2008
37
it was good
Jul 03rd 2008
38
RE: it was good
Jul 03rd 2008
47
RE: it was good
Jul 06th 2008
104
it was aight
Jul 03rd 2008
42
Good ass movie. Y'all are miserable.
Jul 03rd 2008
48
Just saw it. Its an EXCELLENT B movie.
Jul 04th 2008
53
foh. you just said it's the prettiest turd in a shit pageant.
Jul 04th 2008
64
No, I didn't, you dumb fuck.
Jul 04th 2008
65
      they didn't make a b-movie.
Jul 05th 2008
71
           How did it fail?
Jul 05th 2008
80
           The movies going to gross 100 million in it's first week
Jul 05th 2008
82
                my fault. Let me retract that.
Jul 06th 2008
91
                     LOL. Now you're backtracking and WRONG.
Jul 06th 2008
93
                          now YOU are the dumbfuck
Jul 06th 2008
106
                               Wait. You didn't even see the movie? Haha. What a fag.
Jul 07th 2008
132
                                    You're amazing.
Jul 07th 2008
137
                                         ^^^^FURIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jul 07th 2008
145
                                              You're the one with all THE CAPS
Jul 07th 2008
150
it's a b-movie?
Jul 04th 2008
68
"b-movie"?
Jul 05th 2008
72
Yes. It was slightly more serious than 'Men in Black'.
Jul 05th 2008
79
define b movie
Jul 06th 2008
108
you seem to think the term 'B-movie'
Jul 06th 2008
110
oh ok.
Jul 07th 2008
127
      I hear you. 'B' movie is more about tone than budget, imo.
Jul 07th 2008
136
           if it got an A-list star, it ain't a B-movie.
Jul 07th 2008
143
                To you. My definition is smarter.
Jul 07th 2008
148
                     here's a more "indepth" definition:
Jul 07th 2008
151
                     your definition has a lot to do with quality of the movie, though.
Jul 07th 2008
155
                          What in god's green earth are you saying?
Jul 07th 2008
170
LMAO
Jul 07th 2008
163
I don't think you know what a b movie is
Jul 06th 2008
96
Good.
Jul 04th 2008
54
if you went into this movie thinking it was the next best thing
Jul 04th 2008
55
I don't really understand where this POV is coming from lately
Jul 05th 2008
73
      people are deciding theyre gonna hate it BEFORE they see it.
Jul 05th 2008
75
           Or people use that excuse when others don't agree with them
Jul 05th 2008
83
                you dont have to like the movie.
Jul 05th 2008
88
RE: Hancock
Jul 04th 2008
56
Hancock's kryptonite is a white woman.....
Jul 04th 2008
57
      hahahahahaha
Jul 06th 2008
95
Tariq Collins? (SPOILERS)
Jul 04th 2008
58
It was cool....I wish they'd gotten more into the origin though
Jul 04th 2008
60
Just got back from seeing it and I like it.
Jul 04th 2008
62
the fam and i liked it...
Jul 04th 2008
63
Funny enough when I saw it today...
Jul 20th 2008
195
It was really damn good... and a Roots song played during the credits
Jul 04th 2008
67
RE: It was really damn good... and a Roots song played during the credit...
Jul 05th 2008
re: here i come
Jul 06th 2008
103
I liked most of it, up until the final act, actually...
Jul 04th 2008
69
RE: Hancock
Jul 05th 2008
74
this could have been an amazing TV series.
Jul 05th 2008
76
That's the thing that bugged me... *SPOILERS*
Jul 05th 2008
77
      Well (SPOILER)
Jul 05th 2008
78
           how so?
Jul 07th 2008
129
                Well petey's not THAT strong
Jul 07th 2008
166
                     10 tons is plenty strong
Jul 09th 2008
186
                          i am thinking missionary never enters into the equation*
Aug 10th 2008
200
fun movie
Jul 05th 2008
85
and the PTP 'we hate will smith' movement continues
Jul 05th 2008
86
so what changes were made from the original script?
Jul 05th 2008
87
RE: so what changes were made from the original script?
Jul 05th 2008
90
      The script would make a great book or graphic novel
Jul 06th 2008
97
&quot;Hancock?&quot; * in Tony Montana voice*
Jul 05th 2008
89
I think it's crazy how folks are really thinking that
Jul 06th 2008
92
See: Jay-Z in Glastonbury and Venus Williams.
Jul 06th 2008
94
      I saw the movie
Jul 06th 2008
98
      And who do you think it was that packed Jay's Glastonbury performance?
Jul 06th 2008
107
      You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Jul 07th 2008
133
           Yeah? Well, check this out,
Jul 07th 2008
141
                Because your argument was, well, retarded.
Jul 07th 2008
147
      Jay in Glastunbury got hated by like 3 British Lessonheads and
Jul 06th 2008
112
      When did you die and become a dumbfuck?
Jul 07th 2008
134
           You said "white people." You didn't say specific white people.
Jul 07th 2008
142
           LMMFAO!!!! You're still not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Jul 07th 2008
146
                oh, my fault. So it DOES have to do with our Hancock conversation.
Jul 07th 2008
152
                     You post like a dog chasing its own tail.
Jul 07th 2008
171
                          You heard it here first, folks.
Jul 07th 2008
177
                               No homo
Jul 07th 2008
178
                                    you forgot that also
Jul 07th 2008
180
           Just pointing out what was IMO a poor example to use
Jul 07th 2008
173
      What terrible examples you've used.
Jul 06th 2008
118
      You didn't read my post, dumbfuck.
Jul 07th 2008
135
           It's not exactly implicit, you stupid cunt.
Jul 07th 2008
144
                Actually, no, you're a dumbfuck.
Jul 07th 2008
149
                     Brilliant.
Jul 07th 2008
153
                          Mad?
Jul 07th 2008
168
                               Extremely.
Jul 07th 2008
175
      if you're not saying what you just said has to do with Hancock
Jul 07th 2008
139
NUmbers??
Jul 06th 2008
100
66 for the weekend
Jul 06th 2008
111
      RE: 66 for the weekend
Jul 07th 2008
179
Thought it was okay
Jul 06th 2008
101
RE: Thought it was okay
Jul 06th 2008
102
RE: Hancock
Jul 06th 2008
109
Hancock>>>>>>Unbreakable
Jul 06th 2008
113
what a shitty try
Jul 06th 2008
115
Good stuff. Harmless fun.
Jul 06th 2008
116
i didn't like how it went all vanilla sky on me.
Jul 06th 2008
117
It's like they forgot they needed a villain.
Jul 06th 2008
119
So will smith just said Hero + Passing+Octavia/Toni Morrison
Jul 06th 2008
121
actually most heroes stick to one city for the most part
Jul 06th 2008
123
She has been around for thousands of years
Jul 06th 2008
124
i have a hard time believing i wouldn't recognize my wife had
Jul 07th 2008
126
      that would imply that a persone would have tried to injure his wife.
Jul 07th 2008
128
           I can't wait to poke my girl with a fork!
Jul 07th 2008
154
                when I'm looking for Superheroes, that's the FIRST thing I check.
Jul 07th 2008
157
                     That should be a category on Match.com
Jul 07th 2008
159
                          that should be the FIRST question a guy asks a chick, right?
Jul 07th 2008
161
                               Son, I don't even ask!
Jul 07th 2008
164
                                    LMAO.
Jul 07th 2008
165
LOL. that really annoyed me too
Jul 07th 2008
131
fun movie =)
Jul 06th 2008
122
RE: Hancock
Jul 07th 2008
125
I liked it. It was fun. You guys are miserable pricks.
Jul 07th 2008
130
OMG Bruce Wayne doesn't really go to work!
Jul 07th 2008
138
      don't EVEN get me started on Clark Kent's Glasses...
Jul 07th 2008
140
           Peter Parker is not believable because
Jul 07th 2008
158
                and Aunt May has NEVER seen his Spider-suit in the dryer?
Jul 07th 2008
160
                     Better yet how does a teenage boy sew that costume himself?
Jul 07th 2008
162
                          Well, he was a nerd...
Jul 07th 2008
167
                               and a bit femininine
Jul 07th 2008
181
                                    ^^^this exchange is the only thing worth reading in this post.
Jul 10th 2008
191
                                         agreed
Nov 30th 2008
206
                                         It's better than the movie. Which, of course, sucked balls.
Nov 30th 2008
208
it was just okay, i'm just glad Will is #1 at the box office AGAIN.
Jul 07th 2008
156
I liked it, it could've been better, but it was entertaining
Jul 07th 2008
169
I bet the sex was AWESOME w/ Charlize's character
Jul 07th 2008
172
I liked it
Jul 07th 2008
174
MACALESTER!... This was fun.
Jul 08th 2008
182
I thought it was funny.
Jul 08th 2008
183
It's very good
Jul 08th 2008
184
it was entertaining. will did a great job as did the rest of the cast.
Jul 09th 2008
185
did anyone else hear a wave or 'WTF' grunts&mumbles
Jul 09th 2008
190
lmwao...okay, player.
Jul 10th 2008
193
just saw it...liked it a lot...shit was mad fun.
Jul 10th 2008
192
There was a good movie in there somewhere.
Jul 10th 2008
194
Another Enjoyable Will Smith summer blockbuster.
Jul 20th 2008
196
RE: Another Enjoyable Will Smith summer blockbuster.
Jul 25th 2008
197
      i know right?
Aug 06th 2008
198
Just saw this in 4k
Aug 10th 2008
199
RE: Hancock is garbage
Nov 29th 2008
201
The Fuck is a filmology?
Nov 30th 2008
204
      RE: The Fuck is a filmology?
Dec 01st 2008
209
Hancock? *in Tony Montana voice*
Nov 29th 2008
202
i laughed
Nov 29th 2008
203
I didn't laugh until I said it outloud.
Nov 30th 2008
205
Will Smith= Ultimate Magic Negro
Nov 30th 2008
207
RE: Will Smith= Ultimate Magic Negro
Dec 01st 2008
210
^^^^
Mar 04th 2009
211
place holder
Jun 09th 2009
212
Hancock 2?
Jun 09th 2009
213
      fuck all the hate, If they make it, I will come.
Jun 09th 2009
214

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