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Somebody get a body bag!!! [View all] , rockabye18, Fri May-30-08 01:14 PM
 
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i thought this was to announce a new karate kid movie...
May 30th 2008
1
Close
May 30th 2008
4
Gotta get that line right
May 30th 2008
2
Get 'em a bodybag! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
May 30th 2008
3
Whatever, dude. It must be take a worm for a stroll day!
May 31st 2008
6
      We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the feeble.
May 31st 2008
7
      You're the best... in toooown. so don't let people get you down
May 31st 2008
8
           oops
Jun 01st 2008
19
      RE: Whatever, dude. It must be take a worm for a stroll day!
Jun 01st 2008
18
           RE: Whatever, dude. It must be take a worm for a stroll day!
Jun 01st 2008
22
I still say that any problem in life can be answered by sweeping the leg
May 30th 2008
5
lol!
May 31st 2008
15
I'll Check Back in Five (c) The Terminator
May 31st 2008
9
"Get your mangy mitts off me, you less than cleanly chimp!"
May 31st 2008
10
"When in doubt, feel free to turn to The Force"
May 31st 2008
11
If I told you the truth, you wouldn't be able to handle it!
May 31st 2008
13
If you build it, chances are, they'd come to check it out...
May 31st 2008
14
      I feel the need... the need for massively increased velocity!
May 31st 2008
16
           only steers and teh Gheys come from Texas private Cowboy
Jun 01st 2008
20
To be completely honest Scarlett, I could care less
May 31st 2008
17
This...is....MALTAAAAAAAAA (c) Leonidas
May 31st 2008
12
"Warriors... come out come out where ever you are!"
Jun 01st 2008
21
I'm going to do something very rude with that bat, and... and...
Jun 02nd 2008
102
      Do you like my speech?! Do you like my speech?!
Jun 02nd 2008
113
           SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE FOSTER CHILDREN?
Jun 05th 2008
271
                Monday nights are good, Tuesday nights rock as well.
Jun 05th 2008
281
                     why don't you just tie a pillow to your head
Jun 05th 2008
282
You do not want to refuse my offer
Jun 01st 2008
23
Leave the firearm, take the traditional Italian dessert.
Jun 01st 2008
24
      i figured out it was you fredo. i'm so disappointed in you
Jun 01st 2008
25
      DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT MY EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, DIANE!
Jun 01st 2008
58
      I wanna shoot you so bad, I have an erection
Jun 01st 2008
26
           If I were, I would count the pock marks on her posterior
Jun 01st 2008
43
dude, you're so valuable and you don't even know it
Jun 01st 2008
27
Ever since youth, I had always wanted to be in organized crime.
Jun 01st 2008
30
now go home and get your box of shoe shine materials
Jun 01st 2008
28
the paw
Jun 05th 2008
289
Rosebloom (c) Charles Foster Kane
Jun 01st 2008
29
Buttocks to buttocks!! Buttocks to buttocks!!!!
Jun 01st 2008
31
i'm LOL'in cuz i just saw this yesterday
Jun 05th 2008
215
I want you off my airplane!
Jun 01st 2008
32
Are you feeling lucky? well are you, jerk?
Jun 01st 2008
33
I must win boxing contest against you
Jun 01st 2008
34
Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my exhaust!
Jun 01st 2008
35
nevermind
Jun 05th 2008
285
      *BOOOSH*
Jun 05th 2008
286
i love the napalm scent today
Jun 01st 2008
36
NEVER EXIT THE AQUATIC VESSEL!!!!
Jun 01st 2008
44
CHARLIE DON'T SWIM!!!
Jun 04th 2008
172
the whore. the whore.
Jun 05th 2008
247
      (best in post)
Jun 14th 2008
383
i see the deceased.
Jun 01st 2008
37
Either they're unsure, they feign ignorance, or they're unconcerned...
Jun 01st 2008
38
Excuse me...is there a problem to be had here?
Jun 01st 2008
41
      You know you committed a logic error, yes?
Jun 01st 2008
45
           The proverbial hunt has begun... and you're what's being hunted!
Jun 01st 2008
59
                You're acting like a little female dog right now
Jun 02nd 2008
83
                     And who would this William Lump-Lump be now, eh?
Jun 02nd 2008
92
                          "Dog, are you carying your firearm?" "Of course I am Caine"
Jun 02nd 2008
99
I am....a...CIA Agent
Jun 01st 2008
39
Kaiser Sosa!!
Jun 01st 2008
40
BRANDISH THE KEYS, YOU FELLATING LOVER OF MOTHERS!
Jun 01st 2008
42
      1...2...3...4...5... I question Lee Harvey Oswald's sexuality!
Jun 01st 2008
63
           turn you upside down. turn you upside down realistically
Jun 01st 2008
65
                Give the drugs to the handicapped person. Perhaps it was soothe him
Jun 03rd 2008
129
                     Typical man of Italian descent. Brings cutlery to duel of pistols
Jun 03rd 2008
130
I DRINK YOUR ROOT BEER FLOAT! I DRINK IT UNTIL IT IS GONE!
Jun 01st 2008
46
you speakin' to me? you speakin' to me?
Jun 01st 2008
47
The enlarged penis is mine, so therefore I wish to have filmed sexual
Jun 01st 2008
48
We may have thrown the past away, but the past will return and say
Jun 01st 2008
49
Guess the coin toss correctly, oh, friend!
Jun 01st 2008
50
RISE FROM YOUR SLUMBER!!!!!!
Jun 01st 2008
51
pass the vagina, pass the vagina
Jun 05th 2008
250
      When I invoke the name "Gamma," you respond with a homophobic slur
Jun 06th 2008
312
a man become pre-eminent, he is expected to have interests...
Jun 01st 2008
52
He makes it that one of yours is hurt, YOU PERHAPS KILL ONE OF HIS!
Jun 01st 2008
57
I AM SHIVER, THE GOD OF DEF!
Jun 01st 2008
53
King Kong can't hold a candle to me!
Jun 01st 2008
54
There's no place like the crib, there's no place like the crib, there's ...
Jun 01st 2008
55
This is what happens when you have anal sex with strangers!!
Jun 01st 2008
56
I am far too advanced in age for this foolishness.
Jun 01st 2008
60
We're going to need a larger ship
Jun 01st 2008
61
Mookie? Always make the morally correct decision.
Jun 01st 2008
62
D batteries, please
Jun 02nd 2008
85
RE: D batteries, please
Jun 16th 2008
403
Ma..Ma..Ma.Ma Marcus, Ca..Ca..Ca..Carver
Jun 05th 2008
195
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Jun 01st 2008
64
i don't feel at all good about this
Jun 01st 2008
66
you can't deal with the truth!
Jun 01st 2008
68
well I got her numba. how do you feel about apples?
Jun 01st 2008
67
panda bear fell on me
Jun 01st 2008
69
i'm ready for my close-up Dr. Boll
Jun 01st 2008
70
Zed has passed away, my dear. Zed has passed away.
Jun 01st 2008
71
Luuuke....who's yo daddy?
Jun 01st 2008
72
1210 Megawatts?!!?? Great scott!!
Jun 01st 2008
73
"Make like a tree and split!" - Biff Tannen
Jun 02nd 2008
80
He knocked you out man!!
Jun 02nd 2008
74
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to inveigle me
Jun 02nd 2008
75
I don't know about you guys, But Napalm smells damn fine...
Jun 02nd 2008
76
Whenever I retire from crime, the temptation from fellow hoods returns.....
Jun 02nd 2008
77
Is there a sign on my house that says dead african american storage?
Jun 02nd 2008
78
"Coffee is for those capable of making successful sales!"
Jun 02nd 2008
79
Have you ever danced with the devil on a rainy Tuesday morning?
Jun 02nd 2008
81
A little song, a little dance. Batman's head in your pants
Jun 02nd 2008
82
      "where does he get those above average toys?"
Jun 02nd 2008
88
           Wait until they see what I'm capable of!
Jun 02nd 2008
91
                Robert...weapon
Jun 02nd 2008
93
I've become exhausted w/ all these gosh darned reptiles on this
Jun 02nd 2008
84
In some ways, this town resembles a vagina, waiting to be intercoursed
Jun 02nd 2008
86
Try not to perform oral sex on the way to the parking lot.
Jun 02nd 2008
87
Today is my day off!
Jun 02nd 2008
115
Say Jim, thats one spiffy looking costume. Wooh!
Jun 02nd 2008
89
what i want is a hard target search of every gas station, waffle house.....
Jun 02nd 2008
90
You're mistaken on the identity of my wife's killer being me!
Jun 02nd 2008
98
      The prosthetically enhanced caucasian male!!! Search out the
Jun 04th 2008
178
No, seriously Luke...I'm your Dad.
Jun 02nd 2008
94
Dude, either do it or don't... what's all this 'try' crap? LOLZ!
Jun 02nd 2008
95
      I'm not really concerned what the odds are so I'd rather you not tell me
Jun 02nd 2008
97
           Man, I think your lack of faith is some bullshit....
Jun 02nd 2008
100
                I feel like you don't really "get" the power of the shady side.
Jun 02nd 2008
105
                     Killing lots of people doesn't make you the shit
Jun 05th 2008
189
James Bond is my name
Jun 02nd 2008
96
speed walk, forest, speed walk!!!
Jun 02nd 2008
101
There are similarities between life and containers of candy
Jun 02nd 2008
104
If things go well I might be showing her my orgasm face
Jun 02nd 2008
103
Mmm...this IS a delectable chicken sandwich!
Jun 02nd 2008
106
It was two trollies: First one said "You see nothing except..."
Jun 02nd 2008
107
LMAO, this was the best one
Jun 02nd 2008
110
He is so not cool with his I Love Lucy haircut
Jun 02nd 2008
112
      That's that always-hold-a-grudge-gesture
Jun 03rd 2008
145
We were not able to find anything using an Ace pick in the desert
Jun 02nd 2008
108
Curtsy before Zod!
Jun 02nd 2008
109
I find high school girls attractive, because they are younger than me
Jun 02nd 2008
111
Vatos Locos together!
Jun 02nd 2008
114
Do you know what they call a fillet-o-fish in Italy?
Jun 02nd 2008
116
"YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jun 02nd 2008
117
That carpet kinda brought the area together!
Jun 02nd 2008
118
No one fucks with the Buddha
Jun 02nd 2008
119
Sit the fuck down, Donnie!
Jun 02nd 2008
120
      It appears you have never played golf.
Jun 03rd 2008
128
           Rather young children, dude.
Jun 03rd 2008
131
                You're entering a world that isn't what I'd call 'comfortable.'
Jun 03rd 2008
134
                     This is what happens when you screw a friend in the mouth!
Jun 03rd 2008
135
                          The Dude agrees
Jun 03rd 2008
136
                               I'm going to seek out a device that dispenses money
Jun 03rd 2008
146
                                    We are not really concerned about anything Mr. Lebowski
Jun 03rd 2008
148
                                         just because we're in mourning doesn't make us gullible, sir...
Jun 03rd 2008
153
                                              Are these your study notes Billy?
Jun 04th 2008
165
                                                   Second graders, the Dude.
Jun 05th 2008
190
                                                        ROSH HASHANAH!
Jun 05th 2008
260
                                                             Imbecilles accompanied by female with nine total digits on her feet
Jun 05th 2008
291
                                                                  i am the dolphin. i am the dolphin
Jun 06th 2008
315
                                                                       you're in unfamiliar territory, Donnie.
Jun 06th 2008
326
                                                                            You know what he does next? He fixes her drainpipe?
Jun 07th 2008
353
I can procure a lower appendage by 1500 hours...with colored paint
Jun 05th 2008
214
      OVER THE BOUNDARY!!!
Jun 05th 2008
275
           THIS IS A LEAGUE CONTEST, SLAPPY!
Jun 06th 2008
328
                Dude, mark it null
Jun 06th 2008
329
We're on a mission from Allah.
Jun 03rd 2008
121
You know, it's difficult out here for a female sex exploiter who employs
Jun 03rd 2008
122
"that's what i like about the 15-18 year old girls..
Jun 03rd 2008
123
The chapter on smelling fannies... you haven't gone past it.
Jun 03rd 2008
151
What we have here is failure to convey information
Jun 03rd 2008
124
I feel like not having anything is a good hand of cards!
Jun 03rd 2008
133
Just let your Sooouuuul Shine baby.....
Jun 03rd 2008
125
What does Silly Intercourse mean?
Jun 03rd 2008
152
      If his mother referred to him as Clay, than I shall do the same
Jun 03rd 2008
155
           we have a stringent anti-drug policy here at McDowell's...
Jun 03rd 2008
156
                Libidinous Cocoa Products!!!!!
Jun 03rd 2008
160
                     My name is apples & i'm real good, all the dj's want to touch my wood
Jun 04th 2008
164
                          We met in the portion of the lavratory designated for males
Jun 05th 2008
204
Rock-a-Bye, Infant!
Jun 03rd 2008
126
Play it again, Sal.
Jun 03rd 2008
127
Actually, nobody got the original right either.
Jun 03rd 2008
132
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful French dip.
Jun 05th 2008
237
"Sure they kinda deserve to die, and I hope they fry in Hades"
Jun 03rd 2008
137
Why are they called Nubians?
Jun 03rd 2008
138
everyone please divert your attention to brad's supreme intellect!
Jun 03rd 2008
139
I really like this one, for some reason.
Jun 03rd 2008
141
UUUUUHHHH HUUUUUHHH Potatoes fried as the do in France
Jun 03rd 2008
140
It's someone else's fault, William. It's someone else's fault.
Jun 03rd 2008
142
Sweep the ankle!
Jun 03rd 2008
143
How much u wanna bet I can throw your foot & my balls over that mountain...
Jun 03rd 2008
144
You damn dirty primate, gett your hands off me!
Jun 03rd 2008
147
Don't just gaze at her buttocks. Dine on them.
Jun 03rd 2008
149
SHOW ME THE CURRENCY!!
Jun 03rd 2008
150
I do NOT agree with your sentiment, Mr Han, sir!!!!!
Jun 03rd 2008
154
Dude, you come right out of a funnybook
Jun 03rd 2008
157
      I find that all Shantytowns seem to smell in a similar fashion.
Jun 03rd 2008
158
           Boards will not strike you in return
Jun 03rd 2008
159
                Stop thinking about it...EXPERIENCE it...
Jun 03rd 2008
161
Pay no attention, Jacob. I mean, it's Little China.
Jun 03rd 2008
162
Perchance, did you suggest to Harpo to strike me?
Jun 03rd 2008
163
Wow...you are VERY unattractive...
Jun 04th 2008
169
      it's going to precipitate on your cranium.
Jun 05th 2008
256
Marriage. True Love.
Jun 04th 2008
166
My name is Indigo Mantaban. You've made my father deceased.
Jun 05th 2008
222
      Now rest... and dream of vastly overweight females.
Jun 06th 2008
310
           A little toe wiggle is supposed to make me happy?
Jun 06th 2008
327
                You've made one of the all-time mistakes.
Jun 07th 2008
352
                     Why don't you guys stop yellin... Anybody want a lemon?
Jun 07th 2008
355
Allow me to reply!
Jun 04th 2008
167
U got fired 4 stealin some boxes?!?! Whatchu trying 2 build a greenhouse...
Jun 04th 2008
171
      I'm afraid this is my bike now, Craigory old chap.
Jun 04th 2008
175
           Where my Chilli Cheese Cheetos?
Jun 04th 2008
177
                there's no need for dishonesty craig. no need for dishonesty
Jun 04th 2008
180
                     When are we gonna be intimate, Miss Parker?
Jun 04th 2008
184
                          Mmm! She just does not REALIZE!
Jun 04th 2008
186
                               You got terminated on your personal day?
Jun 05th 2008
197
                                    It's Saturday. You're not employed and you're not busy.
Jun 05th 2008
224
                                         I will get you DRUUUUUNK
Jun 05th 2008
278
                                              Would you like to get punched as well old timer?!
Jun 05th 2008
287
No one puts Baby againist the wall!
Jun 04th 2008
170
SAY HELLO TO MY TINY BUDDY!!!
Jun 04th 2008
173
Give her an opiate, she'll love me in a few hours.
Jun 04th 2008
174
      Slide pen-gu-in slide!!!
Jun 04th 2008
176
           Never use recreational drugs that you also distribute
Jun 04th 2008
179
                SAY BON VOYAGE TO DA MEAN FELLOW!!!
Jun 05th 2008
239
                     First you establish a strong financial portfolio...
Jun 05th 2008
242
                          THEN you build an airtight circle of Friends and Allies...
Jun 05th 2008
243
                               THEN the women folk will find you irresistable.
Jun 05th 2008
244
                                    men of questionable morals like me help to boost your self esteem
Jun 05th 2008
290
                                         i told you before you fucking weasel, don't cross me!
Jun 06th 2008
340
HEY MODS...SAVE THIS POST FOREVER!
Jun 04th 2008
181
File it!
Jun 04th 2008
182
yeah, the LOL Quotient is MAD high...
Jun 04th 2008
185
I'm waiting for the original author to make another appearance
Jun 04th 2008
188
you'll never see him/her again...
Jun 05th 2008
196
      And like that...he's fond
Jun 05th 2008
202
      There was a post like this in The Lesson a while back
Jun 05th 2008
203
      i don't think i remember that post...what exactly went on?
Jun 05th 2008
270
           Basically the same thing, except with lyrics instead of quotes
Jun 05th 2008
277
                haha...nice.
Jun 05th 2008
298
      ah c'mon now...nobody in here is really clownin HIM...
Jun 07th 2008
350
*PASSED AWAY*
Jun 05th 2008
193
I SECOND THIS
Jun 05th 2008
268
easily in top 3 posts ever on okp
Jun 05th 2008
295
this might be the funniest post on OKP ever
Jun 14th 2008
385
"Freeways? Where we're going we don't need freeways"
Jun 04th 2008
183
You made a time machine...out of a Lamborghini!?!
Jun 05th 2008
191
      Who do you think? The Algerians!
Jun 05th 2008
192
           1.21 Gigahertz!!!
Jun 06th 2008
337
I do not know anything about delivering babies
Jun 04th 2008
187
What's that you say? We will not be having any ziti?
Jun 05th 2008
194
YOU'RE THE MALE NOW, CANINE!
Jun 05th 2008
198
lol...awesome.
Jun 05th 2008
212
You see this Rolex? You see this Rolex?
Jun 05th 2008
199
X-Y-Z: Xamine Your Zales.
Jun 05th 2008
206
      Cocoa's for closers
Jun 05th 2008
209
           I'm gonna find out whose uncle you are and have your position!
Jun 06th 2008
335
                Will you go to dinner! Will you go to dinner! Will. you go. to dinner...
Jun 07th 2008
351
You could get killed walkin your FROGGIE!!!
Jun 05th 2008
200
'cause she had an AWESOME BUTT!
Jun 05th 2008
259
I'm FAR superior to King Kong!!!!
Jun 05th 2008
201
Look at the ball, pretend you are the ball
Jun 05th 2008
205
can you understand it? Can you UNDERSTAD IT? CAN YOUUU UNDERSTAND IT!!
Jun 05th 2008
207
I've had it up to here with these motherfuckin reptiles...
Jun 05th 2008
208
dear sir....
Jun 05th 2008
210
Jason and Quiet Robert are in the establishment!
Jun 05th 2008
211
try not to fellate anyone whilst walking to your car!
Jun 05th 2008
213
      28?!!!!
Jun 05th 2008
255
           my significant other put 28 penises in her mouth.
Jun 05th 2008
261
                Do you know the financial compensation of the average semen-cleaner?
Jun 05th 2008
279
                Concurrently?
Jun 05th 2008
283
                     lol...well played.
Jun 05th 2008
299
dang, fellow black man...did you go to marijuana university?
Jun 05th 2008
216
you hear that, mr henderson? that is the sound of probability.
Jun 05th 2008
217
my name.. is NEIL.
Jun 05th 2008
218
      There Is No Spittoon
Jun 05th 2008
238
           I know Tai Chi
Jun 05th 2008
296
           I know Tae Kwan Do
Jun 05th 2008
297
           I know Slapfighting
Jun 06th 2008
311
           I know kung pao!
Jun 06th 2008
318
we can't slow the car down here...this is where bats reside!
Jun 05th 2008
219
it exfoliates and moisturises its skin. it does this whenever it's told....
Jun 05th 2008
220
THERE'S NO TIME FOR INTIMACY, JONES M.D.
Jun 05th 2008
221
A census taker once tried to text me.
Jun 05th 2008
223
well, shanice, have the hams stopped squealing?
Jun 05th 2008
225
      It puts the moisturizer on itself
Jun 05th 2008
293
My Extremely Valuableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Jun 05th 2008
226
Spanish Good-bye, infant!
Jun 05th 2008
227
is this a dago witch i see before me?
Jun 05th 2008
228
to be or to be.. NOT.
Jun 05th 2008
240
      but soft! what light through yonder broken window!
Jun 05th 2008
241
Forget it John, It's Asian-Pacific American Land.....
Jun 05th 2008
229
Gather Up The Fellas We Always Talk To............
Jun 05th 2008
230
Whats in the duffle baaag? (c) Brad Pitt
Jun 05th 2008
231
LIEUTENANNNNTTTT!!!!!!!?????!!!!!
Jun 05th 2008
232
i'm about ready to kill doo doo brown.
Jun 05th 2008
233
i'll suck your dick for a big kahuna burger!
Jun 05th 2008
234
grease is good!
Jun 05th 2008
235
a hickey from kenickie is like a cute little trinket.
Jun 05th 2008
246
It's Soylent Green, people!!!!!!
Jun 05th 2008
236
Are you not getting crunk? Are you not getting crunk?
Jun 05th 2008
245
Ok, primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This... is my broomstick!
Jun 05th 2008
248
It's like a cable knit sweater that someone sews together!
Jun 05th 2008
249
paging mr. herman...you have a phone call in the main lobby.
Jun 05th 2008
265
Every time I try to get out somone tries to get me to return!
Jun 05th 2008
251
I'm too old for this ship.
Jun 05th 2008
252
r u the 1 who told Harpo it was okay to cause physical harm to my person...
Jun 05th 2008
253
Harpo, introduce me to this woman who stands here before me...
Jun 06th 2008
330
      until you rectify your wrongs with me *makes 'okay' hand symbol*
Jun 14th 2008
378
20 eggs is too many for one man to consume!
Jun 05th 2008
254
Firearms? We don't require any bloody firearms!
Jun 05th 2008
257
i will make you very well-known.
Jun 05th 2008
258
YIPPIE KI YO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Jun 05th 2008
262
cranberry juice? what...are you menstruating?
Jun 05th 2008
263
Mustafa! Ooooh, say it again. Mustafa!
Jun 05th 2008
264
Jun 05th 2008
266
ALLISON!!
Jun 06th 2008
317
      Cut my eye open Mike
Jun 06th 2008
342
           tommy gunn...you got some pistols!
Jun 06th 2008
346
                My prediction: Discomfort
Jun 07th 2008
357
you had me at "how are you doing?"
Jun 05th 2008
267
SHOW ME THE CASH, JERRY!!!
Jun 05th 2008
269
      you. make. me. feel. whole.
Jun 05th 2008
274
           Be my delegate of kwame, Gerald
Jun 05th 2008
294
i AM in a world of crap!
Jun 05th 2008
272
I am very much in the mood to have sex, sir. I will have sex with you...
Jun 05th 2008
300
      I would like to meet foreigners... and murder them.
Jun 06th 2008
322
you know points or no points you're fried meat........FRIED MEAT!
Jun 05th 2008
273
Allow me to inquire if you feel fortunate.
Jun 05th 2008
276
Are you attempting to converse with me?
Jun 05th 2008
280
It's called: "Taste my love vessel"
Jun 05th 2008
284
the numbers all go to ten. look, across the board. ten, ten, ten..
Jun 05th 2008
292
      We've got Llamas in our pants. It's really quite scary.
Jun 05th 2008
304
           She's dressed like a New Zealander's Daydream!
Jun 06th 2008
334
Holy shit.. HANDCUFFS?! You're dating HANDCUFFS you silly goose?
Jun 05th 2008
288
*flips coin*...heads or tails, friendo?
Jun 05th 2008
301
My female dog betta have my dividends. Through drizzle, precipitation, o...
Jun 05th 2008
302
LOAN 'EM FORKS!
Jun 05th 2008
303
Now, when I say, "Who's in charge?" you say, "Sure'nuff!"
Jun 05th 2008
305
Now apply your soup coolers to my athletic footwear.
Jun 06th 2008
313
You're da dog now man.
Jun 05th 2008
306
AWWWWWW HELL YO!!!
Jun 05th 2008
307
There is no spork.
Jun 05th 2008
308
Possibly. Possibly not. Possibly go beat off.
Jun 05th 2008
309
^^^best reply in this whole post...lol.
Jun 06th 2008
320
The second rule of Fight Club is the same as the first, but said LOUDER
Jun 06th 2008
314
hehe.
Jun 06th 2008
321
did you know sicilians are part black?
Jun 06th 2008
316
i'll have the same thing as her.
Jun 06th 2008
319
I know taekwando
Jun 06th 2008
323
Your mother attends university!
Jun 06th 2008
324
"just because i had the balls to stand up to those guys.."
Jun 06th 2008
325
Pardon, where do the non-colored women congregate?
Jun 06th 2008
331
The Sheriff is an ignorant Black man!
Jun 06th 2008
333
      Excuse me while I retrieve this item from my pants
Jun 06th 2008
339
Shut that stupid girl's lips or I'll approach her & sex begin her face!
Jun 06th 2008
332
*dead* @ 'sex begin'...hahahaha...oh man.
Jun 06th 2008
336
just for refernce...
Jun 06th 2008
338
my name...is chester burnham...
Jun 06th 2008
341
MAY I RAKE IT??
Jun 06th 2008
343
I'M NOT IN COMPLIANCE, YOUR NOT IN COMPLIANCE, THIS WHOLE DAMN COURTROOM...
Jun 06th 2008
344
I'M STRADDLING THE GLOBE, MOTHER!!!
Jun 06th 2008
345
IIIIIIIIIIII AM THE THIRD GENERATIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Jun 06th 2008
347
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT?!?
Jun 07th 2008
348
license and registration...TURKEY FUCKER!!!
Jun 07th 2008
349
We got nunchuks, spears...horse hair whips...
Jun 07th 2008
354
*eats banana* That's less than favorable to me...
Jun 07th 2008
356
Africa? That would require a passport. And a plane.
Jun 07th 2008
367
Bitch kneed my scrotum! In the relatives gemstones?
Jun 07th 2008
358
I'M RAD AS HELL & I'M NOT GONNA FAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Jun 07th 2008
359
"Badges??...Fuck badges!"
Jun 07th 2008
360
I'm about to make a prepaid telephone call home.
Jun 07th 2008
361
Young man---you were just knocked into unconsciousness a minute ago.
Jun 07th 2008
362
I imbibe your frozen dairy beverage!
Jun 07th 2008
363
"perhaps if you take a bite of your burger..."
Jun 07th 2008
364
"OUR MONKEY'S TAILS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!"
Jun 07th 2008
365
The aluminum cylinders! They're shooting at the aluminum cylinders!
Jun 07th 2008
366
HE HATES THE ALUMINUM CYLINDERS!!!!!
Jun 07th 2008
369
      I was born a poor Puerto Rican child
Jun 07th 2008
370
Hey, The Kid, what's up with this one-tune-only business?
Jun 07th 2008
368
Let me guide you---to the violet precipitation.
Jun 07th 2008
371
Disinfect yourself in the agua of Lake Minnetonka
Jun 07th 2008
372
McLoving? Who are you trying to be, Bono?
Jun 07th 2008
373
Street Beat/the king of the streets/cause I'll be rockin' those streets/
Jun 07th 2008
374
SALIVAAAAAAA!
Jun 07th 2008
375
this ain't dodge city...and you ain't john hancock.
Jun 08th 2008
376
you guys wanna go see a deceased body?
Jun 08th 2008
377
I am Metal Man.
Jun 14th 2008
379
HULK SEVERLY DAMAGE ITEMS!
Jun 14th 2008
380
      BULK HASH!!!
Jun 18th 2008
408
When you go forward, things come at you in front, Tyrone.
Jun 14th 2008
381
ALL. BETS. HAVE. STOPPED.
Jun 14th 2008
382
Mine says Magnum point Four-Five. And yours says 'copy.'
Jun 14th 2008
384
      If the milk turns out to be sour, I want to drink it.
Jun 14th 2008
387
           You stop me again whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your freakin' larrys off.
Jun 15th 2008
388
           I pretty much hate pikeys. Pretty much.
Jun 15th 2008
389
           We get hammers. Big eff all hammers.
Jun 15th 2008
390
Save yer lungs for coolin yer oatmeal
Jun 15th 2008
391
      The feck I want a Dodge Caravan that ain't got no steering wheel?
Jun 15th 2008
392
           Drop zee gum fat toy
Jun 16th 2008
394
Do you know what they call biker boys in the ER? ORGAN PLAYERS!
Jun 14th 2008
386
Do you feel positive about your probability of survival, punk?
Jun 15th 2008
393
ONLY BEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS!
Jun 16th 2008
395
ALLAH ABOVE, WHAT IS THAT?! A FROSTED KREULLER?
Jun 16th 2008
402
go in there, shoot those guys, and leave. shit aint that difficult!
Jun 16th 2008
396
GOOOODDD MORNIIIIINNNNGGG SOUTH KOREA!
Jun 16th 2008
397
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. You're allright. Screw you guys...
Jun 16th 2008
398
DE-LI-CA-TESS-EN
Jun 16th 2008
401
DOES HE LOOK. LIKE. A HOE?!
Jun 16th 2008
399
They refer to me as Mr. Tibbs!
Jun 16th 2008
400
RIKERS! RIKERS! RIKERS!
Jun 16th 2008
404
I need a blow torch from Christy Turlington
Jun 17th 2008
405
Celie! Did you instruct Harpo to severely bruise my eye?
Jun 17th 2008
406
Shug: You certainly are facially challenged.
Jun 17th 2008
407

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