The entire movie will be some faux-pretentious crappile, right? It'll be bloated and generally give into Shamalamadingdong's diminishing street cred... then, like 99.9% of audiences will walk out before the last five minutes...
...when suddenly Ultra-Magnus hops on a motorcycle, jumping 20, no, 23 burning school busses whilst kung-fu chopping Chuck Norris in the beard before landing next to a lick triangle featuring Vida Guerra, Elke the Stallion, and KiToy Johnson.
All while "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With" plays in the background.
And... ROLL CREDITS!
--Maurice
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Bonding over sutures is what's hot in Oh-Nine. --JS