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28. "The Post-Ender"
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Okay, it's batman by a mile... and here's why

Beats:
We all know Batman has better gear then Kanye. Better gear and a better ear to put it all together. I'm telling you.... bat sonar + a whole cave of new sounds we haven't heard yet = platnum summer smash album of 2006, 2007 and 2008

Rhymes (Part I: Content)
Okay, look at Kanye. He was middle class. Now he's rich. He also dropped out of college. Woopty fuckin' do. There's hundreds of people that do that shit all the time. Nothing original, nothing new. Batman.. now he's got some shit to rhyme about. I'm telling you, put Batman's soul on paper and he'd spit the hottest truth you have ever heard.

Rhymes (Part II: Flow)
Okay, so Kanye's been hanging around the mightiest rappers of the modern world. So what? Bat's has been hanging fighting Riddler, Joker, and Mad Hatter for YEARS. So you know he must of picked up some sick flow skillz and some tight humour. Combine the intelligent and witty clever rhymes of the Riddler and the wit of the Joker and you've got yourself a dope MC

Persona:
Seriously, how long are we gonna put up with this College Dropout sometimes gangsta persona? First off, who's the ultimate hustla? Bruce Wayne. That cat does more clever deals then any hustler-turned-rapper EVER. Second, who's got more street cred then Batman? He doesn't pop pistols, he's grittier then that. He makes the hardest of thugs often shit themselves, literally.

Let's face it... Batman would be the ultimate MC and the ultimate crime-fighter. Kanye is okay.. sometimes. and he doesn't fight crime. ever.

"What are you bitching about? I fought Bane!!" -Batman, after hearing 'Through the Wire' on the radio

  

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Kanye vs. Batman [View all] , bignick, Wed Aug-24-05 10:28 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
wait, pt or npt?
Aug 24th 2005
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RE: wait, pt or npt?
Aug 24th 2005
2
he's asking does kanye have access to a mirror and stylist?
Aug 24th 2005
3
      RE: he's asking does kanye have access to a mirror and stylist?
Aug 24th 2005
4
           im sure bruce has stock in the company though.
Aug 24th 2005
5
                RE: im sure bruce has stock in the company though.
Aug 24th 2005
12
god I miss you're old avatar...
Aug 25th 2005
29
the Dark Knight Returns VS College Drop Out
Aug 24th 2005
6
the Dropout Bear vs the Batsuit
Aug 24th 2005
7
      common vs the boy Wonder
Aug 24th 2005
15
           Batgirl vs. John Legend
Aug 24th 2005
23
                This is SO funny!
Aug 26th 2005
33
                Alfred vs. Mr. Bentley.
Sep 07th 2005
44
                     broken jaw vs. broken back
Sep 07th 2005
45
Utility Belt vs LV backpack
Aug 24th 2005
8
Throwing up the ROC vs Throwing up the BatSignal
Aug 24th 2005
9
Alfred vs John Legend
Aug 24th 2005
10
is alfred gay?
Aug 24th 2005
11
Wayne corp mines diamons in Sierra Leone
Aug 24th 2005
13
IS THEY BRUCE? DON'T LIE TO ME MAYN!!!
Aug 24th 2005
18
      LOL!
Aug 24th 2005
27
      LMAO
Sep 07th 2005
40
Lock yourself in the Batcave doin 5 beats a day for 3 summers
Aug 24th 2005
14
What? Didn't you see Batman scratch that CD in 'Batman Returns'?
Aug 24th 2005
16
according to Kanye, he revitalized comics
Aug 24th 2005
17
I thought he said he invented comics?
Aug 24th 2005
20
Kanye
Aug 24th 2005
19
Just get one good punch to KW's jaw and 'Through the Wire II'...
Aug 24th 2005
21
LMFAO....ya crazy....lol
Aug 24th 2005
22
Oh...but my burrito post gets locked
Aug 24th 2005
24
batman is the only one that can save canibus!!!
Aug 24th 2005
26
this post made my day!
Aug 24th 2005
25
winner.
Aug 25th 2005
30
bladow!
Aug 25th 2005
31
HAHAHAHAHA!
Sep 07th 2005
41
RE: The Post-Ender
Oct 02nd 2005
47
SALUTE!!!!!!
Oct 03rd 2005
54
how can this NOT be Archived?
Aug 26th 2005
32
RE: how can this NOT be Archived?
Oct 02nd 2005
46
Batman has a batmobile, but Kans has that fly car with suicide doors
Aug 26th 2005
34
holy hidden chaos in pass the popcorn!
Aug 26th 2005
35
is that john benet ramsey in your av
Oct 02nd 2005
48
Ya' know Ye is packing heat in those LVs...
Aug 26th 2005
36
you know how bruce in batcavey be when he get bubbly
Aug 26th 2005
37
haha
Oct 03rd 2005
49
RE: Kanye vs. Batman
Aug 27th 2005
38
care to rethink your vote?
Sep 07th 2005
39
Batman can't even outrhyme the Riddler
Sep 07th 2005
42
BRUCE WAYNE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
Sep 07th 2005
43
RE: Lucious Fox?
Oct 03rd 2005
56
Etrigan outrhymes them both.
Oct 03rd 2005
50
batman beats villains while nursing broken bones
Oct 03rd 2005
51
You say it's hard rappin through the wire?
Oct 03rd 2005
52
ARCHIVE
Oct 03rd 2005
53
RE: Kanye vs. Batman
Oct 03rd 2005
55
RE: Kanye vs. Batman
Oct 03rd 2005
57
RE: Kanye vs. Batman
Oct 04th 2005
58
^Fire!
Jan 03rd 2006
59
ha
Jan 03rd 2006
60

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