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Bruce could pick up Mjollnir. His heart is noble. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 1
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that's a good convo starter. is it *really* noble? i think |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 2
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Steve Rogers did lift Mjornir |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 3
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do you think George W Bush could lift it? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 4
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my barber says the hulk lifted it about an inch off the ground |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 5
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He did |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 7
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What I picture... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 6
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he'd never lift it a millimeter off the ground. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 17
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what if he had Bill O'Reilly helping him? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 22
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See, what I figure... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 36
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lol |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 15
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Bruce's heart is FAR from noble. Bruce is coldblooded as shit. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 21
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Batman has never killed. Can Superman or Wonder Woman say that? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 67
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i see to recall him killing the KGBeast. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 97
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About the Hammer thing... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 114
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I love Batman, he is my favorite hero |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 130
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Isn't Thor a God? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 8
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that he is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 11
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A quick list of people who would stomp any Batman out |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 9
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RE: A quick list of people who would stomp any Batman out |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 10
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You've never read a comic |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 12
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this negro....don't be so stuck up. lol negroes kill me with the |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 13
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yes a fully armed batman could beat professor x. if |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 14
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Bruce would take out Professor X in .00000000000001 second |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 24
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And how would he know he needs the helmet? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 32
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Batman's a detective. Homey does his research before fighting |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 37
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I'm sayin. There's a reason he debuted in DETECTIVE COMICS. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 38
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we are dealing with bruce wayne here, not Jack Monroe |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 51
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As an AVID MARVEL FAN and as a Batman fan, my response |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 28
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How does Batman stand up to Onslaught/X-Man/The Hulk? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 33
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All three have been defeated, correct? Batman knows HOW they were. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 40
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every Avenger that ever was, Fantastic Four, Hulk, Dr. Doom and more |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 55
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Wait, hold up...recap the Onslaught storyline for me |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 57
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Onslaught: |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 58
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I remember this |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 62
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Marvel came to their senses |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 65
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it wasn't so much of Thor smashing through him... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 68
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RE: As an AVID MARVEL FAN and as a Batman fan, my response |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 45
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I'll take a stab at it. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 71
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Nightcrawler would port,grab Bats,and port the fucker into a wall |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 73
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RE: Nightcrawler would port,grab Bats,and port the fucker into a wall |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 75
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Batman has no capabilities |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 76
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I'm not saying Batman would beat all these people |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 77
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Here's how Batman vs Juggernaut goes |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 87
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Thank you |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 104
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It's because he is just a MAN that he has a chance. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 106
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Man c'mon |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 112
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You also have to take into account that no one on cantball list... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 113
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Using that logic |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 117
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This is really a battle between how a character is written vs. his abili... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 121
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re: how a character is written vs. his abilities |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 125
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Again, you act like Batman would directly engage these folks |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 126
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Conversely, why would these folks let Batman research and stalk them? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 127
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Exactly |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 128
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Anyone on that list can beat Batman badly. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 129
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okay, so you agree that Batman loses a fair fight |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 131
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Of course he would lose in a fair fight but... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 132
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RE: Of course he would lose in a fair fight but... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 133
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so then the question is actually: |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 134
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RE: so then the question is actually: |
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Jul 13th 2005 | 139
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it's not just about prep time, it's about rigging the fight |
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Jul 14th 2005 | 140
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Fully loaded,unlimited prep time |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 136
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true, but that just goes to show |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 135
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you forgot ROBOCOP |
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Jul 13th 2005 | 138
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explain to me how Batman would beat the following: |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 16
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why is superman on the list? bats got some green rock right? further |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 18
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humans can't fuck with kryptonite. It causes cancer in humans. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 19
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how long you gotta hold it for itt o be cancerous? and if i'm not |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 25
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u act like that shit is just a deadly to him as it is to clark lol |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 26
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Not to mention Bruce could buy a lead-lined suit or some shit. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 29
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^^^ COSIGN |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 30
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LOL |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 41
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Everytime you accidentally post in the wrong place beneath your own |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 42
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COSIGN, YOU TOTALLY SHOULD DO IT MAN |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 44
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Someone never read Dark Knight Returns |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 48
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he's beat Superman twice |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 20
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Bruce is 1000000x smarter than those dudes. He knows their weakness. |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 23
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he's not smarter than Prof X |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 72
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Even Flash said in a JLA comic |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 27
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Deathstroke from Teen Titans |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 35
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man fuck a bane! that shit wouldn't happen twice lol |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 43
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Co-sign |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 46
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DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 53
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Now that would be a hell of a fight.... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 56
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RE: Now that would be a hell of a fight.... |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 61
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^^^ I GUARANTEE HE STARTS A POLL |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 63
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RE: explain to me how Batman would beat the following: |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 59
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Thsi list is easy. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 90
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Most people in this post I'm convinced have never read Batman |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 31
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Explain how Batman beats anyone on my list |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 34
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Keep him calm...that simple |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 47
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put a bunny or a kitten there and as soon as he hears "Hulk |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 49
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shit loads and shit loads of tranquilizers and anesthetics... |
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Jul 14th 2005 | 141
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RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 50
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RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 52
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^^^ POWERFUL POST |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 54
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RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 66
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RE: the only 'person' that i think could beat a fully armed batman is |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 78
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Anyone the Punisher has defeated should not be in this conversation. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 79
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Hold on though.... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 80
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uhhh...Bane?...n/m |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 60
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*laughs* fuck bane |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 64
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Batman is the master of prep time |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 69
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Are you kidding? |
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Jul 11th 2005 | 70
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^^^^^Batman jock riders |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 74
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Yall niggaz are Batman crazy.... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 81
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According to Hudlin, Black Panther can beat Jesus. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 82
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why did i just picture a t'challa / Jesus battle? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 84
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Okay, as one of the biggest Batman Is God posters... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 83
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*scoffs* i said thor |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 85
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Magneto would catch a plastic batarang to the helmet to knock off |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 89
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i'm saying tho, is he gonna run 5 miles to the battle site? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 94
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You act like Batman does not make adjustments for opponents |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 95
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i mean a plastic batmobile, tho? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 98
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He doesn't drive everywhere. Does he? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 101
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RE: He doesn't drive everywhere. Does he? |
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Jul 14th 2005 | 142
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I'm just saying |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 86
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No one could beat Onslaught. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 88
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*Signs check to have it fedexed over night to the Batcave* |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 92
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alfred? has the ancient blade from egypt made it in yet? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 96
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Didnt the Hulk beat that fool into pudding? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 118
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He cracked his shell before he went down. But didn't beat him |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 119
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Batman sucks |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 91
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ain't u ever seen mortal kombat the movie? |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 99
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no, I didn't see it... lol |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 103
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Bruce can't beat the Beyonder. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 93
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He would beat the Beyonder because... |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 100
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The only people I can't make an argument for |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 102
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mr fantastic? da blue fuck? use freeze's gun and make his |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 107
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True. I was just being nice. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 108
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EVENT HORIZON aka creepiest scifi movie ever |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 105
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this post proves one thing |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 109
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Sure we can. Comic books are written for adults now. |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 110
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the guilty know who they are |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 111
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Heres an example of typical Batman-fanboy rationalization |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 115
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The Sun can't fight back. P.S. Read post #83 |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 116
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I know its all jokes man |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 120
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I honestly do this to see how much I still remember |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 123
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if thor can beat batman, then so can beta ray bill |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 122
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Batman can beat Thor. HAHAHAHA |
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Jul 12th 2005 | 124
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glad to see we all agree |
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Jul 13th 2005 | 137
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Doc Strange |
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Jul 15th 2005 | 143
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